Top Ten Movies Michael Bay Should Not Direct or Produce In the Future

Don't let that childhood ruiner direct or produce these movies, please.

The Top Ten

1 Angry Birds

THANK GOD that never happened - Kid_ethinederland

2 Mario: The Movie

Don't Give Him Any Ideas - BeatlesFan1964

Explosion don't exist in Mario...unless they're Bob-ombs. - AlphaQ

3 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
4 Goosebumps
5 Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Michael bay is good at marketing but not good when he is director. - Thirdwind

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6 Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
7 X-Men: Apocalypse
8 Warcraft
9 Guardians of the Galaxy 2
10 Resident Evil: Rising

None of these films listed deserve this cruel form of punishment, but Resident Evil: Rising is off limits.

Michael Bay. Ruining one childhood at a time.

I think he will direct better than paul w.s anderson that guy suck only think I give him a credit is mortal kombat that movie is cool you should try it - Thirdwind

The Contenders

11 Spyro the Dragon Spyro the Dragon Spyro is a series of platform games which primarily features the protagonist Spyro the Dragon and his friend, Sparx the Dragonfly.


12 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

Think Dora the Explorer, but with Megan Fox as the leading role (which would be considered as whitewashing.), product placements, a Linkin Park version of the Dora soundtrack, Crappy Cgi, and of course as usual,the one thing that is always common in Michael bay flicks, Explosions!

He's actually directing it - BoyGenius234

13 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
14 My Little Pony

yes (:<

That Would Ruin Such A Brilliant Show - JPK

15 9/11: The Movie

That does sound interesting though...please educate our nation in accurate historic events and your movies can be used in classrooms as well (many ADHD students these days:) need lots if action to stay engaged! Pearl Harbor/13 hrs...keep on doing those, my favorites so far, thanks!

16 Thomas and Friends Thomas and Friends
17 Jaws Reboot

Still won't be as bad as Jaws: The Revenge.

18 Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh is a character based on A. A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh stories. The Disney media franchise commenced in 1966 with the theatrical release of the short Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree.
19 Neon Genesis Evangelion Neon Genesis Evangelion Neon Genesis Evangelion, commonly referred to as Evangelion or Eva, is a Japanese animated television series produced by Gainax and Tatsunoko Production, and directed by Hideaki Anno.

Of all the things in the world, don't you DARE let Michael Bay lay so much as a finger on Evangelion! Being the guy infamously known for using explosions and directing the Transformers movies, he'll probably take all the best aspects of Evangelion and basically turn them into an edgy emo train wreck filled to the brim with excessive explosive effects as it becomes a hollow shell of its former self instead of the acclaimed mecha deconstruction anime it's known to be. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

20 Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic has been through enough already.

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Top Remixes

1. Mario: The Movie
2. Angry Birds
3. Goosebumps
1. Angry Birds
2. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
3. Warcraft



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