Funniest Things to Say In a Horror Movie

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The Top Ten
1 I'm sexy and I know it

This is a horror movie. Not porn.

Wow very awkward too.

This is not funny. -_-

2 Madonna could kick your butt in about 2 seconds
3 Order me some Chinese food first
4 Is it time to dance now?
5 Because I'm happy!

That could ease the fear of other watchers

And now the song is stuck in my head. Great.

6 Before you kill me, be aware that I don't want blood on me because it affects my looks

Don't worry. I won't ruin you r looks.

7 I want Squidward from Spongebob SquarePants to rub his tentacles across my...

Can you guess what episode SpongeBob says this in?

8 I love chickens!

Killer: AND I LOVE YOU! In food form of course.

9 This movie confuses me...

Sounds like something deadpool would say.

10 Can I go to the bathroom?

Lol I laugh every time I hear this.

The Contenders
11 I'm really turned on by my fright. Could you possibly...
12 You ate Jim!
13 Oh my god they killed Kenny!
14 It's SpongeBob SquarePants! Help! I can't find Bikini Bottom! Help!
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