Funniest Things to Say In a Horror Movie

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The Top Ten
1 I'm sexy and I know it

This is a horror movie. Not porn. - nintendofan126

Wow very awkward too. - JaysTop10List

This is not funny. -_- - TheMainReason

2 Madonna could kick your butt in about 2 seconds
3 Order me some Chinese food first
4 Is it time to dance now?
5 Because I'm happy!

And now the song is stuck in my head. Great. - Minecraftcrazy530

That could ease the fear of other watchers - Animefan12

6 Before you kill me, be aware that I don't want blood on me because it affects my looks

Don't worry. I won't ruin you r looks. - nintendofan126

7 I want Squidward from Spongebob SquarePants to rub his tentacles across my...

Can you guess what episode SpongeBob says this in? - JaysTop10List

8 I love chickens!

Killer: AND I LOVE YOU! In food form of course.

9 This movie confuses me...

Sounds like something deadpool would say.

This must be number 1
Ha ha, laugh out loud! - Animefan12

10 Can I go to the bathroom?

Lol I laugh every time I hear this. - TheMainReason


The Contenders
11 I'm really turned on by my fright. Could you possibly...
12 You ate Jim!

MO! NOT JIM! Wait? Who's Jim? - nintendofan126

13 Oh my god they killed Kenny!
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