Best Happy Gilmore Quotes

The Top Ten

1 I don't want a piece of you... I want the whole thing! - Bob Barker

2 You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast? - Happy Gilmore

3 You're gonna die Clown! - Happy Gilmore

4 Grizzly Adams did have a beard. - Lee Trevino

5 You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! - Happy Gilmore

6 And you can count on me, waiting for you in the parking lot. - Mr. Larson

7 What? Friends listen to ''Endless Love'' in the dark - Happy Gilmore

8 Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay?I just may! What'd ya say? - Happy Gilmore

9 Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead. - Happy Gilmore

10 You know that alligator that got your hand? Well, I got his HEAD! - Happy Gilmore

The Contenders

11 During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. - Happy Gilmore

12 The Price is Wrong Bitch - Happy Gilmore

13 What a shot by Happy Gilmore!... Who the hell is Happy Gilmore? - Announcer

14 You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. - Nursing Home Manager

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