Top 10 New Years Resolutions That You Can Surely Accomplish

Tired of not accomplishing new years resolutions? Don't you worry. If these are your resolutions, you will accomplish them.

The Top Ten

1 This year I will not make any more resolutions

2 This year I won't go to the gym

3 This year I will only accomplish this resolution

4 This year I won't rob a bank

5 This year I will eat food

I thought you won't

6 This year I won't sprout wings and fly away

7 This year I promise to not leave the solar system

8 This year I will go outside

9 This year I will sleep

10 This year I won't go outside naked

The Contenders

11 This year I will go to bed

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