Funniest and Most Savage Quotes from U.S Presidents

This is a list of quotes from U.S Presidents that are funny and savage.

The Top Ten

  1. If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

  2. Why can't I just eat my waffle? - Barack Obama

    This is totally true! Basically I am like Obama, but as a female teenager.

    Imagine your friend says this when you talk to him at lunch

  3. Every time you walk down the street, people are saying "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

    Even though Trump sucks, it's funny.

  4. Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time - Lyndon B. Johnson

    Another savage President quote

  5. I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President. - Bill Clinton

    Well then, guess we found out Bill was one of those Big Mac fans

  6. There’s no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead. - George W. Bush

  7. Water. - Ulysses S. Grant

    This is his last word, water. Funny last word.

  8. There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again. - George W. Bush

  9. I am not fit for this office and should never have been here - Warren G. Harding

    Then why did you sign up for the presidency?

  10. They misunderestimated me. - George W. Bush

    11. The Newcomers
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    I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. - George W. Bush

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    It will take time to restore chaos. - George W. Bush

    13. The Contenders

  13. If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry Truman

  14. I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

    This is another presidential roast lol

  15. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - George W. Bush

  16. It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it. - George W. Bush

  17. Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? - George W. Bush

  18. We're taking the fight to the terrorists abroad, so we don't have to face them here at home. - George W. Bush

  19. For every fatal shooting, there are about three non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America. - George W. Bush

  20. Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

    Lyndon what has gotten into you!?

  21. Because you'd be in jail - Donald Trump

    No, I'm afraid YOU'D be the one in jail, you piece of criminal scum!

  22. I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. - George W. Bush

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