Top 10 Reasons to Be Homeschooled

TheYoshiOverlord
This list is not meant to be taken seriously, although you can if you want.

The Top Ten

1 No Horrible Lunches

You should have seen my school's lunch yesterday. Mashed potatoes and gravy that looked like a pile of diarrhea. When I tried to eat it, I gagged. I counted three kids who threw up when it went in their mouth. I think it actually WAS the lunch ladies' diarrhea, if kids threw up like that. Schools need to stop feeding kids slop like that. - TheYoshiOverlord

If you don't like the school lunches then pack your lunch - YOSHIA2121

Yeah, I have been homeschooled since 1st grade. - IcetailofWishClan

2 Higher Chances to Avoid Common Core

Aka The Dumbest Thing Ever Made. (Of course, if the person teaching you does it the Common Core way, you're screwed) - TheYoshiOverlord

I have a cold right now (25/9/15) - Toucan

what - YOSHIA2121

3 Avoidance of Bullies

Now this is a fairly serious one. You don't have to deal with jerks stealing your stuff and pushing you down, etc. - TheYoshiOverlord

4 No Homework

Yeah, and I have to do at least 60 problems in each subject a day and a 100 question test (For each subject) at the end of the week.

Everything you do would be homework lol - YOSHIA2121

Oh shut up, how do homeschooled kids learn? I am in grade 7 and I have to do homework,too.

5 No Bullies

This is already on here... - railfan99

Already on here - YOSHIA2121

6 You Get to Know Things Faster

Also, you get to keep up with the latest news. My history book is like 5 years outdated - TheYoshiOverlord

true - YOSHIA2121

7 Don't Need to Wake Up for School

Ya I wake up at 8 am every day - TealBoyxx

still do - YOSHIA2121

I love To sleep in,so honestly this is perfect for me. I wake up at 6:00 at the morning,and when I get to school I'm yawning and tired and my brain is slow,so it's like I'm not even ready for school,I don't really get a chance to sleep or learn anything. Being homeschooled I could start when I want and be ready and refreshed and be done earlier while learning something - GreenPizza0511

8 Avoiding Stupid People

In my school, the stupid kids seriously slow me down when I try to do work. If you're homeschooled, you don't have to help them! - TheYoshiOverlord

This is the reason I am homeschooled. I could not deal with the idiots in my class any longer.

In school, the dumber kids end up deciding what pace we work at. I'm ready to move on to a new topic, whilst they are still stuck and know virtually nothing. This, "my fine Aes Sedai-loving Tairen friend" is why I'm going to college 5 years early. Of course, I may become the "Stupid" one, but I'll get over it. - Merilille

9 Better Grades

According to studies, homeschoolers average 77%, while everyone else average 50%. - TheYoshiOverlord

10 You Get to Sit On Soft Comfortable Sofa

Agreed - Unharmless

The Contenders

11 You Don't Need to Wear Uniforms

YES! I *CENSORED* hate uniforms! - railfan99

12 No Suspension or Referrals
13 More Relaxing

Yup it's more relaxing to do this at home rather than stress at school - Unharmless

14 Less Exposure to Thought Police

Public school students are under severe pressure to conform with "Groupthink".

SHHH. If the thought police find out we said this we will all be vanished!

Yes but we all are monitored by the Telescrean (big brother is watching you) - Toucan

15 No Requirements to Follow Extreme Political Correctness Rules

You could probably even sing a Christmas song without getting into trouble.

No worries about transgender people ending up in the shower with you after gym class.

16 Quiet

I really don’t *BANG* how to do this. Mrs.Te*BANG*er, I need some *BANG* on problem number *BANG*.

17 Never get your stuff stolen.
18 You can do school it your pajamas.

lol - Unharmless

19 No Popular Kids
20 Relax While Doing Your Work
21 No Ride Home
22 You could have a two hour lunch break
23 You Can Work at Your Own Pace
24 No Corrupt Teachers

So you won’t be learning communism

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