Top 10 Reasons to Be HomeschooledTheYoshiOverlord This list is not meant to be taken seriously, although you can if you want.
The Top Ten
You should have seen my school's lunch yesterday. Mashed potatoes and gravy that looked like a pile of diarrhea. When I tried to eat it, I gagged. I counted three kids who threw up when it went in their mouth. I think it actually WAS the lunch ladies' diarrhea, if kids threw up like that. Schools need to stop feeding kids slop like that. - TheYoshiOverlord
If you don't like the school lunches then pack your lunch - YOSHIA2121
Yeah, I have been homeschooled since 1st grade. - IcetailofWishClan
Aka The Dumbest Thing Ever Made. (Of course, if the person teaching you does it the Common Core way, you're screwed) - TheYoshiOverlord
I have a cold right now (25/9/15) - Toucan
what - YOSHIA2121
Now this is a fairly serious one. You don't have to deal with jerks stealing your stuff and pushing you down, etc. - TheYoshiOverlord
Yeah, and I have to do at least 60 problems in each subject a day and a 100 question test (For each subject) at the end of the week.
Everything you do would be homework lol - YOSHIA2121
Oh shut up, how do homeschooled kids learn? I am in grade 7 and I have to do homework,too.
This is already on here... - railfan99
Already on here - YOSHIA2121
Also, you get to keep up with the latest news. My history book is like 5 years outdated - TheYoshiOverlord
true - YOSHIA2121
Ya I wake up at 8 am every day - TealBoyxx
still do - YOSHIA2121
I love To sleep in,so honestly this is perfect for me. I wake up at 6:00 at the morning,and when I get to school I'm yawning and tired and my brain is slow,so it's like I'm not even ready for school,I don't really get a chance to sleep or learn anything. Being homeschooled I could start when I want and be ready and refreshed and be done earlier while learning something - GreenPizza0511
In my school, the stupid kids seriously slow me down when I try to do work. If you're homeschooled, you don't have to help them! - TheYoshiOverlord
This is the reason I am homeschooled. I could not deal with the idiots in my class any longer.
In school, the dumber kids end up deciding what pace we work at. I'm ready to move on to a new topic, whilst they are still stuck and know virtually nothing. This, "my fine Aes Sedai-loving Tairen friend" is why I'm going to college 5 years early. Of course, I may become the "Stupid" one, but I'll get over it. - Merilille
According to studies, homeschoolers average 77%, while everyone else average 50%. - TheYoshiOverlord
Agreed - Unharmless
YES! I *CENSORED* hate uniforms! - railfan99
Yup it's more relaxing to do this at home rather than stress at school - Unharmless
Public school students are under severe pressure to conform with "Groupthink".
SHHH. If the thought police find out we said this we will all be vanished!
Yes but we all are monitored by the Telescrean (big brother is watching you) - Toucan
You could probably even sing a Christmas song without getting into trouble.
No worries about transgender people ending up in the shower with you after gym class.
I really don’t *BANG* how to do this. Mrs.Te*BANG*er, I need some *BANG* on problem number *BANG*.
lol - Unharmless
So you won’t be learning communism
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2. No Horrible Lunches
3. Don't Need to Wake Up for School
2. No Horrible Lunches
3. Avoidance of Bullies