Top Ten Reasons Why Goat Simulator Is the Worst Game Ever

The Top Ten

1 "Did you know that goats are actually reptiles?"

This game is whole joke you know that it is meant to be terrible

You do know that this game is a joke, right?

Yeah, it intentionally sucks.

What kind of a fact is that?

2 Licking

Goats don't lick! Frogs do!

3 You Can Be A Microwave

4 The Columbian Sugar Lord Achievement

I like being a Columbian sugar lord.

5 Michaal Bay Turtles

6 Jorgen

7 Satan Circle

8 The Lick 10,000 Things Quest

9 Slender Goat

10 The Endless Bugs

That's the point of the game. It's a joke.

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