Top 10 Scenes From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The funniest scenes from the funniest movie of all-time.

The Top Ten

1 The Black Knight

"It's just a flesh wound" laugh out loud

"I've had worse". - Caleb9000

Tis just a scratch. Your arm is off. Not it isn't! I almost pissed when I first saw thag - ryanrimmel

2 The French Taunter

"I fart in your general direction! " - aarond9010

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

"Is there anybody else up there we can talk to? " - Ned964

"Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time" - Ned964

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3 The Killer Rabbit
4 The Tale of Sir Lancelot
5 The Witch Hunt
6 Cononut and Swallows argument
7 The Knight who say NEE!

Classic, one of my favourite scenes from any movie or television show. Up their with "Monty Python's Flying Circus's" - The Funniest Joke in the World.

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A herring" - Ned964

'Ni' is my new insult to boys who dare mess with a principal's daughter.


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8 The Bridge of Death
9 Bring out your Dead!

I'm not dead yet. - Billyv

10 Peasants

The Contenders

11 The Black Beast of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"He must have died while writing it"
"Are you suggesting he wrote AHH"?
"Well that's what it says" - Ned964

12 Tim the Enchanter
13 Brave Sir Robin
14 The Tale of Sir Galahad
15 One Day Lad, All This Will Be Yours
16 The Dumb Guards

"Look, it's really simple. I want you to stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave". - Ned964

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