Top 10 Funniest Things to Do in a Classroom

What are some of the funniest things to do in a classroom?

(Note: This is for humor only. This is not meant to offend or be taken seriously. Do not do any of this. That would be bad.)

The Top Ten

  1. Throw a sharp pen or pencil at the X on the whiteboard when the teacher presents a question with an X in it, and say "X marks the spot" if it lands in the center

    I can't admit how many times I have wanted to do this during algebra.

    I never did, however, as whiteboards are expensive and I don't really feel like paying for a new one.

    May I recommend sharpening your pen to shape it like a dart and adding a tail? You may not get far with it otherwise.

  2. Run over and scream at the teacher that he/she killed Larry, then pull out a plush toy from your bag and pretend to grieve over it

  3. Pretend to be a robot while silently watching the teacher, and respond in mechanical tones and terminology if called on

    "There is a 65/100 chance that the required answer is pineapples. If the required answer is not pineapples, please mention the answer so I can note it into my database for later reference."

    The teacher will get pissed.

    Then again, she or he will on all of these things.

  4. Flop around on the table acting drunk, then insist to the teacher that you're just low on battery

    Yes, this is a reference to Big Hero 6. I am sorry, I couldn't resist!

  5. Whack your ruler at the air and insist you are fighting against evil beings

    Yeah... If this happened, I would be laughing so hard for some reason.

  6. Drop items all over the floor when asked to hand something out and insist you were checking to see if gravity still works

    Students in advanced physics practicals still make gravity related mistakes. Can't quite see why a capacitor is needed as a test mass...

    CRASH! Oh okay then, gravity still works. Now let's use the powers of magic beds to hand these out.

    Well, just reading that made me laugh and see a vision of me doing it. I've got the giggles now.

  7. Replace a random word with a completely different one when answering a question, then scream "Damn you autocorrect!" while writhing on the ground

    If this happened in my school, I would be laughing so hard!

  8. Rotate other students' screens using Ctrl + Alt + Arrow Key during computer class; if the teacher complains, turn off their computer with a shortcut

    Only works on certain operating systems. I find it much funnier to distract someone while a friend turns the monitor off.

    This has happened several times in my computer class. I laughed hard every time somebody did that to the class.

    I used Ctrl+Alt+Down on everyone else's screens to turn them upside down. Everyone's reaction was hilarious!

  9. Set a bell as your ringtone and time it to ring five minutes before the end of your final lesson

    A student actually did this. No kidding.

  10. Fill a bucket with balls, tip them down the stairs, and yell "MY BALLS!"

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    Get everyone to wear hoodies and put their hoods up in class while staring silently at the teacher

    I don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard. Oml, I should just go to school looking like an Assassin's Creed character now.

    Bring black eyeshadow and put it under the kids' eyes. Then have them rub water on the eyeshadow.

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    High five someone whenever they raise their hand

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  13. Scream "Hideeee" when someone knocks on the door

    Then insist you had a childhood incident where a talking bottle of mayonnaise knocked on the door then killed your *name a pet*. Pet is best as they may know if your grandmother is alive or not.

  14. Jump on the table and do the Macarena while singing Tomboy's "It's OK to Be Gay"

  15. Get on the floor and say "Okay!" when someone tells you to keep your voice down

  16. Yell "THE NAZIS ARE COMING!" at the top of your lungs when someone mentions Germany

    I did this at a restaurant once, and I was grounded for a year.

    Nice. We are about to learn about World War I/II so I think the teacher will say Germany a lot. Oh, the irony... Nazis, World War I/II. Thank you.

  17. Clap your hands together and make seal noises when the class is silent

  18. Complain about how hard life is as a vegetarian while chewing on a piece of beef jerky

  19. Stumble into walls while muttering "I swear to drunk, I'm not God"

  20. Yell "THE PIGS FOUND ME!" every time the intercom comes on

  21. Raise your hand to ask to use the bathroom, then sit sadly and say "I already did" if told to wait

  22. Walk into the wall pretending it is the door, and wonder aloud why you're not going anywhere

    Hey, I am meant to be outside. Why am I nowhere?!

  23. Make horse sounds every time the teacher asks you a question

  24. Respond to every question with something about Donald Trump, e.g., "Whatever time Donald Trump says it is!"

  25. Tell your teacher you're too lazy to be in class, then fall to the floor and stay there

    I'll do it today and see what happens. Fingers crossed I don't get told off.

  26. Ask the empty desk next to you if you can borrow a pencil

  27. Get the whole class to stand and sing "We Don't Need No Education" when the teacher returns to the room

    When they yell at you, explain that the class is trying to get along better by talking about things they believe.

    Teacher: leaves room

    Teacher: Alright, class, I'm back.

    Class: We don't need no education.

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