When the teacher presents to you a question on the whiteboard with an X in it, throw a sharp pen or pencil at the X and hope it spears the middle. If it does say "X marks the spot."
I can't admit how many times I have wanted to do this during algebra.
I never did, however, as whiteboards are expensive and I don't really feel like paying for a new one.
May I recommend sharpening your pen to shape it like a dart and adding a tail? You may not get far with it otherwise.
Run over and scream at the teacher that he/she killed Larry, and then get a plush toy out of your bag and pretend to grieve over it.
Pretend to be a robot as you silently watch the teacher, answering in mechanical tones and terminology if the teacher picks you to answer.
"There is a 65/100 chance that the required answer is pineapples. If the required answer is not pineapples, please mention the answer so I can note it into my database for later reference."
The teacher will get pissed.
Then again, she or he will on all of these things.
Flop around on the table acting drunk, then when the teacher comes over then insist you are low on battery.
Yes, this is a reference to Big Hero 6. I am sorry, I couldn't resist!
Begin whacking your ruler at the air, and insist you are fighting against evil beings.
Yeah... If this happened, I would be laughing so hard for some reason.
Whenever the teacher asks you to hand something out, drop it all over the floor and insist that you were checking to see if gravity still works.
Students in advanced physics practicals still make gravity related mistakes. Can't quite see why a capacitor is needed as a test mass...
CRASH! Oh okay then, gravity still works. Now let's use the powers of magic beds to hand these out.
Well, just reading that made me laugh and see a vision of me doing it. I've got the giggles now.
When the teacher picks on you to answer a question, replace a completely random word with something similar completely different to it and then scream "Damn you autocorrect!" while writhing in the ground in agony.
If this happened in my school, I would be laughing so hard!
In a computer class (it is called different things around the world) randomly walk over to other students' computers and rotate the screens with Ctrl + Alt + Arrow Key. (differs) If the teacher complains turn off their computer using a shortcut.
Only works on certain operating systems. I find it much funnier to distract someone while a friend turns the monitor off.
This has happened several times in my computer class. I laughed hard every time somebody did that to the class.
I used Ctrl+Alt+Down on everyone else's screens to turn them upside down. Everyone's reaction was hilarious!
Set a bell as your ringtone, and time it to ring 5 minutes before the end of your final lesson.
A student actually did this. No kidding.
Fill a bucket of balls and tip them down the stairs and yell ''MY BALLS!''
The Newcomers
? Get everyone to wear hoodies to school and then put the hoods up in class and just stare at the teacher
I don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard. Oml, I should just go to school looking like an Assassin's Creed character now.
Bring black eyeshadow and put it under the kids' eyes. Then have them rub water on the eyeshadow.
? When someone raises their hand, give them a high five.
The Contenders
When someone knocks on the door scream "Hideeee"
Then insist you had a childhood incident where a talking bottle of mayonnaise knocked on the door then killed your *name a pet*. Pet is best as they may know if your grandmother is alive or not.
Jump on the table and do the macarena while singing Tomboys' It's Ok to Be Gay
If someone tells you to keep your voice down, get on the floor and say, "Okay!"
When someone mentions Germany, yell "THE NAZIS ARE COMING!" at the top of your lungs
I did this at a restaurant once, and I was grounded for a year.
Nice. We are about to learn about World War I/II so I think the teacher will say Germany a lot. Oh, the irony... Nazis, World War I/II. Thank you.
When the class is silent, proceed to clap your hands together and make seal noises.
Complain about how hard life is when you're a vegetarian while chewing on a piece of beef jerky
Stumble into walls while muttering "I swear to drunk, I'm not God."
Every time the intercom comes on, yell "THE PIGS FOUND ME!!!!!" or something like that.
Raise your hand and say you need to use the bathroom and when you are asked if going sit sadly and say "i already did"
Walk into the wall, pretending it is the door, and wonder why you are not going anywhere.
Hey, I am meant to be outside. Why am I nowhere?!
Everytime the teacher asks you a question, proceed to make the sound of a horse.
To every question anybody asks, say something with donald trump in it. For example, your friend says,”what time is it?” you: whatever time donald trump says it is!
If you are next to an empty desk, ask it if you can borrow a pencil
Tell your teacher you are too lazy to be in class and fall to the floor. Don't get up!
I'll do it today and see what happens. Fingers crossed I don't get told off.
If the teacher has left the room, when he/she comes back, get the whole class to stand up and sing 'We Don't Need No Education'
When they yell at you, explain that the class is trying to get along better by talking about things they believe.
Teacher: leaves room
Teacher: Alright, class, I'm back.
Class: We don't need no education.