Top 10 Weirdest Things Schools Have Banned

Ah, the older-than-dirt tradition of looking up bad words in the dictionary at school. From the lava age to the mid-2000s, it was perfect. Recently, teachers treat 10th graders like kindergartners, showing them clean versions of rap in music class, showing SafeTube on the projector screen, and using a "Dictionary for kids ages 6-12."

I understand that there may be inappropriate words, but dictionaries are important tools for students. They can improve their vocabulary by learning the meanings of new words. Why would they ban a fundamental vocabulary tool?

I gotta say, this is the stupidest ban I've ever heard in my life. My high school has fully wooden floors with tile that cracks every time someone steps on it, so it would be uncomfortable to sit on the floor. Also, my school was built in 1898, so it's very old. Who is with me on my opinion?

I hate sitting on the floor. I find a comfortable position, then it gets uncomfortable, and I have to switch positions.

Where am I supposed to sit without hurting my butt then?

Really? Every classroom in my school is required to at least stand for the Pledge of Allegiance and have an American flag in the classroom.

Liberal: You see, the flag that represents the land of the free is a symbol of white supremacy. Because that makes sense.

What's next? Are they going to ban the pledge or the national anthem? How stupid can schools get with banning things?

Isn't that how kids learn in the first place? If you ban books, then how are students going to learn?

I like to read and cannot live without books. It will be a shame if my school bans them.

I live for books! In fact, I couldn't survive if our school banned books!

I hate my school uniform. It feels like you are going to the school of worst dress sense. Why can't we just wear simple jeans and a top? Our uniform for girls is a brown check shirt, a brown divider skirt, and two braids down the sides with ribbons. Can you believe it? Ribbons!

I don't understand the point of a dress code in school. We are there to study, so teach us and don't interfere with anything else! I can understand banning crop tops, mini skirts, and all that revealing stuff, but normal clothes? Is your brain dead or something?

This goes for all other holiday-related things, but some schools have people who are Jehovah's Witnesses, which is a religion where they don't celebrate holidays. They do other stuff too, but that's not very important for this matter. I go to school with a girl who's a Jehovah's Witness, and she's really nice.

But I want birthday wishes from my classmates because I consider my birthday the most special day of my life!

WHAT?! People's birthdays are special things that should be celebrated!

Wait, isn't Father's Day in June? Which is pretty much during summer vacation unless you have summer school. And who would get offended because kids have two moms when there is also a Mother's Day? Lol.

They claimed it is offensive to kids with two moms despite the fact that some people have two dads.

I read recently that the color red can negatively affect test results. If only I knew this before I got red carpets for my room and a red blanket for my bed.

Um, no. They use red pens to correct. They need red pens to see if their answers are wrong or right.

My primary school did this. It's "bad luck" apparently, or "it's rude." It's a pen. What bad luck is there in ink?

Schools: Yay, starving children at schools was SUCH a good idea! Plus, money is better than people! Maybe we could make the children do labor and make our staff only get half the pay for twice the work!

There's evidence that nutrition helps your brain function. I don't know why any school would ban lunch. That's just crazy.

Are there teachers who actually do this? If there are, they're monsters! Students don't have to starve.

Art? I love art! How could they ban that?

On the other hand, some schools ban shirts with Bible quotes on them and anything that has to do with religion. If only we could get along. It's a free country.

In private religious schools, probably...

I can understand if it's for some of the more obscure metal bands like the ones I listen to, like Cannibal Corpse, because of the graphic nature of their merchandise. But banning band shirts outright is just too much.

Even if the songs have bad words, there's a kid in English who wears a Deadpool shirt all the time, which is rated R, and he doesn't get in trouble! Yes, I know some band shirts have gore and stuff on them, but not every band!

I don't wear band shirts, but this would still annoy me, especially seeing "pretty girls" get away with wearing tops that expose half their bodies.

What on earth did Air Jordans do to the principal?

They need to stop banning everything.

Cheetos often get a bad rap, but Flaming Hot Cheetos are apparently the biggest culprit. With their dangerous heat and alarming red color, no school cafeteria is safe. (Source: The Huffington Post)

Alarming red color? What do they think it is, blood?

That's awful. They are so delicious.

Okay, the ban started when I was in 1st grade. All the 1st graders were bringing Pokemon Cards, doing matches, and trading with the cards. I was so excited about this. I was trying to get the Pikachu Pokemon card whenever I got a McDonald's Happy Meal, but no luck.

One day, kids were whining and crying about getting scammed for their best Pokemon or someone cheating in a Pokemon match. All the teachers in my school discussed it with the principal. My teacher agreed to ban Pokemon cards! All the other teachers, including the principal, agreed too. Now I am sad and miserable without cards.

It's a way students make money for charities, fundraisers, and other good causes.

What's wrong with these? They're for charity.

Aw, come on! What's wrong with having fun in the kitchen for school?

What the hell, you can't even see the socks if you wear pants or have short socks! Plus, it seems like schools want to force you into American culture like pride in only America.

They're telling us what socks to wear? What's happening to schools?

This is a truly bizarre thing to ban. But it happened.