Best Simpsons Movie Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig! - Homer Simpson

I thought he was Piggy Potter! - keyson

Homer was so funny.

3 You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes! - Homer Simpson
4 But boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...PENIS!

Laugh out loud this is so funny - Harri666

5 Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! - Marge Simpson
6 I'm pretty sure a a number - grandpa Abe simpson
7 Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed? - Homer Simpson
8 Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about. - Russ Cargill

It's certainly a comforting one, this. - PositronWildhawk

9 We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again! - Homer Simpson
10 Thank you boob lady! - Homer Simpson

The Contenders

11 Bountiful penis...amen. - Rod and Tod

I saw this when I was four and kept praying it before meals. It was awkward.

My 6 year old sister started rolling on the floor because it was so funny

Also: I like men now - Ralph

12 Must keep going Can't keep going Yes you can No i can't Oh shut up You shut up No you No you Oh real mature How can you say that - Homer Simpson

Oh real mature cracks me up every time

13 I like men now - Ralph

Ralph is funny!

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