Best Simpsons Movie Quotes
The Top Ten
1 Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig! - Homer Simpson
I thought he was Piggy Potter!
Homer was so funny.
2 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! - Homer Simpson
3 You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes! - Homer Simpson
4 But boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful...PENIS!
Laugh out loud this is so funny
5 Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! - Marge Simpson
6 I'm pretty sure a thousand...is a number - grandpa Abe simpson
7 Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed? - Homer Simpson
8 Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about. - Russ Cargill
It's certainly a comforting one, this.
9 We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again! - Homer Simpson
10 Thank you boob lady! - Homer Simpson
The Newcomers
? You monster. You monster. - Lisa Simpson
? You're a woman. You can hold on to it forever. - Marge Simpson
The Contenders
11 Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live! - Homer Simpson
12 Why does everything I whip leave me? - Homer Simpson
That's my whipping arm!
13 Oh, my God. There they are! - Cashier
14 Bountiful penis...amen. - Rod and Tod
I saw this when I was four and kept praying it before meals. It was awkward.
My 6 year old sister started rolling on the floor because it was so funny
Also: I like men now - Ralph
15 Must keep going Can't keep going Yes you can No i can't Oh shut up You shut up No you No you Oh real mature How can you say that - Homer Simpson
Oh real mature cracks me up every time
16 I like men now - Ralph
Ralph is funny!
17 Smithers, I don't believe in suicide but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch. - Mr. Burns
18 This is Tom Hanks saying, if you see me in person, please leave me be. - Tom Hanks
19 Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight. - Michael Pritchard
20 Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again - Bart
21 I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially you! - Homer Simpson
22 Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension - Homer Simpson
23 The worst day of your life so far. - Homer Simpson
24 I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou. - Chief Wiggum
25 Sequel? - Maggie Simpson
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