Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

Here are the members who have created their own version of TheTopTens list of Top Ten Stupidest Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework.
1. I ate it
2. Aliens took it
3. My dad accidentally set it on fire
egnomac
1. My dog ate my homework
2. My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything
3. I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live
JaysTop10List

1. I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass
2. My dog ate my homework
3. Snoop Dogg smoked it
Hypercube
1. I went to Germany
Ihateschool

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