Top 10 Questions that Need to Be Properly Answered About Mario's Mystery Meat

The Top Ten

  1. Are the Chat "People" that Sponge meets in Chat City robots, or are they space aliens?

    One of them says, "This figure is composed of a robot." about himself(?), but they take being Hugh Manns to the point where they might not even really know what they are.

  2. Are the "worlds that Meat has swallowed" that Sponge explores during the game actually Meat's internal organs?

    Daksu's Hideout and Bird Hell = Meat's intestines?

    The Urinary Sea = Meat's urinary tract?

    The Restaurant and Pasta Land = Meat's stomach?

    Sponge's Early Years = Meat's liver?

    Chat City = Meat's voice box?

    Rizon Land = Meat's lungs?

    Cursed Image Land and the Incognito/Sicko Room = Meat's brain?

    Meat's Lair = Meat's heart?

  3. Is Chat City an intentional parody of Psychonauts's Milkman Neighborhood?

    Do you remember Psychonauts's G-Men?

    If you do, then have fun knowing about the fact that the Chat "People" are even weirder than them.

  4. Is Vine Rizon actually in the game, or does Will Smith disguise himself as Vine Rizon during the game?

    Since Will Smith transforms the Rizon Fortress into the Rewind Fortress by "logging in" as himself during the game, while Vine Rizon gets no actual appearances other than one extremely large digital picture of his face, it's quite possible that Will Smith disguises himself as Vine Rizon by "logging in" as him during the game.

  5. When "Mario and Luigi" appear in Sponge's Early Years, are they the actual characters, or are they clones that Meat has created in order to trick Sponge into thinking that Mario and Luigi cannot eat the meat that he is trying to get for them?

    "Mario" seems to be the actual character, but "Luigi" definitely is not.

  6. Why does Sponge become a naked humanoid clone of Meat when he enters Cursed Image Land?

    Well, if Cursed Image Land actually is Meat's mind, then Meat Sponge probably is what Meat sees Sponge as.

  7. Is the version of Luigi that appears in Sponge's Early Years being completely insane a result of natural mental illness, or is it a result of him being possessed?

    "Mario" says that he and "Luigi" both have Terminal 6 diseases during the game, but "Mario's" behavior doesn't get altered by his illness at all, while "Luigi's" behavior gets altered so much that he immediately turns into a "G Major Monster" and starts yelling and growling like a total maniac whenever the game allows him to speak.

  8. Why do Ringo Starr and Will Smith exist in the Super Mario universe in the game?

    "Because they are memes" is funny, but hopefully that is not this question's correct answer.

  9. Why do so many of the best songs that the game's soundtrack features get used in extremely wasteful/ironic ways during the game?

    Kid Kleets's London gets used as the theme song of the game's completely useless world map. Metroid: Zero Mission's Brinstar gets used as the theme song of an absurdly short level. Link's Awakening's Tail Cave gets used as the theme song of another absurdly short level. Final Fantasy V's Beyond the Deep Blue Sea gets used as the theme song of Sponge swimming through an enormous body of urine. EarthBound's New Age Retro Hippie and EarthBound's Battle Against an Unsettling Opponent get used as the theme songs of completely pathetic joke bosses. Undertale's Megalovania gets used as the theme song of the hilariously anti-climactic way in which the game's Sponge vs. Mr. Dink boss battle ends. Jesus Sent Me basically is impossible to properly hear during the game without using Chat City's jukebox. Cursed Cathedral gets used as the theme song of a level that actually is even goofier than Pasta Land in some ways. Romancing SaGa 3's Byunei's Den gets used as the theme song of an absurdly short and easy sub-boss battle, etc.

  10. When "Ringo Starr" appears during the game, is he the actual Ringo Starr, or is he an extremely creepy Ringo Starr impersonator?

    The game says that "Ringo" vanishes like a bare-footed and homeless ghost when Sponge "defeats" him, and Ringo definitely is not an example of the type of person who robs people at gunpoint whenever they harmlessly interrupt one of his or her food-eating sessions, or of someone currently as young as "Ringo" seems to be in the game.

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  11. Is the game's main creator a space alien?

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