Top 10 Worst Bodies to Capture Using Cappy in Super Mario Odyssey
I know we all love Cappy and its unique body-capturing ability, allowing players to take control of the bodies of other creatures, and even inanimate objects.
However, there are many things that would stink to have as a permanent body. So here is the list of creatures and inanimate objects that are the worst to be stuck as.
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Firework
You would not even live long as a firework or a firecracker once you are ignited. This is a pretty obvious answer.
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Cigarette
This would be less dramatic than the fireworks or firecrackers, but you still would not live long due to someone using you to smoke (not to mention that smoking is dangerous for anyone). So this is a big no-no for me.
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Bomb
Another inanimate object that would suck to live as, especially if you are ignited or detonated.
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Cactus
This is pretty straightforward, as I don't want to be stuck in one dry place for the rest of my life.
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Bacterium or Virus
Something that causes diseases or infections is definitely one of, if not the worst, living things to capture with a cap. Not only are they microscopic (the world as a microorganism would be truly alien), but they can also make anyone sick.
At least I could move as a bacterium or a virus, unlike the cactus I mentioned.
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Toilet
This one is pretty self-explanatory. No one wants to live as something people use to poop or pee in for the rest of their life.
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Cockroach
Cockroaches (or roaches) are a paraphyletic group of insects in the order Blattodea, which also includes termites. About 30 out of approximately 4,600 cockroach species are associated with human environments. Several of these species are considered pests due to their presence in homes and buildings.... read more
Imagine being a cockroach and then getting intentionally killed by a person with a shoe or bug spray or something. Plus, roaches are really gross by nature (I know they can't help it, but still).
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Flea
Fleas, classified under the order Siphonaptera, comprise about 2,500 species of small, wingless insects that are external parasites primarily of mammals and birds. These insects survive by feeding on the blood of their hosts using specialized mouthparts adapted for piercing skin and sucking blood. Adult... read more
Yuck! I would not want to only drink blood (thus potentially carrying diseases or viruses), nor be hated by so many people around me.
Plus, this animal is just too small for me to have a body of, especially if I cannot play with my consoles or devices (such as my tablet).
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Worm
Any type of worm, such as an earthworm species, would suck to live as due to the risk of drying out and dying. Not only that, but you would risk being food for worm-eating predatory animals such as birds.
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Fidget Spinner
I know this is a dead trend, but I don't want to be boring, nor be a stationary object aside from its spinning mechanism.
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Snail
Snail is a common name that is applied most often to land snails, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. Snails are known for their coiled shells and slow movement, and they can be found in a variety of environments including gardens, forests, and deserts. They play an important role in ecosystems... read more
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Poopy Diaper
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Wasp
Such a highly despised and potentially dangerous pest is not the body I want to possess.
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Kamata-Kun (Shin Godzilla)
Imagine having to spend eternity with ugly, nightmarish looks, while being basically too big to survive. Not to mention how much constant and endless pain and suffering you would experience if you body-captured Kamata-Kun's form.