Top Ten Superheroes With Useless Superpowers

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The Top Ten

1 Arm Fall Off Boy

Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut, Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility. What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Why hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

Sounds funny as crap to see a kid take off his arm and beat the crap out of somebody - aarond09

He can detach his own arm and beat the living crap out of his enemies. like rally? - bluefish

Needs to get his own movie

2 Gin Genie

That's not a superhero, that's Kim Kardashian!

She needs to be drunk to activate her superpowers :/ - bluefish

3 Extrano

Just search him up ;/ - bluefish

4 Matter-eater Lad

His superpowers is to eat anything and not die! Like really? - bluefish

5 Color Kid

What is he going to do? Turn me pink? - bluefish

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6 Dogwelder

He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse? - bluefish

7 Razorback

He is a grown man with a pig costume that can drive cars! Like really? - bluefish

8 Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl

She's actually a good superhero. She beat juggernaut and thanos which are powerful villains. So ya not so useless after all.

She is pretty strong but really they might as well create a sueprvillian called "the evil nut" - bluefish

Somehow she beats every super villians in marvel universe

9 Doorman

I am stuck in a room with no doors! What should I do? Like really just have the hulk break the walls for you :/ - bluefish

Sounds like a super-salesperson! - PositronWildhawk

10 Skatman

For a second I though you meant the song - aarond09

Really? A guy with a pair of skates? - bluefish

The Contenders

11 Wordgirl

Is she even counted as an ' actual ' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey... I forget his name, Momo? I don't know... In fact I like villains way better than most heroes.

Knowing the meaning of every word would be op

Actually she doesn't. She doesn't know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

She also has super strength and can fly

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13 Batman Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27.

He doesn't have superpowers - Rorywilbren

Why the hell is batman on this list - Batmaniscole

I don't know. But I like that it irks you. Haha

14 SheZow

All her superpower is turn from a boy into a girl.

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