Top Ten Superheroes With Useless Superpowers

The Top Ten
1 Arm Fall Off Boy

Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut, Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility. What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Why hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

Sounds funny as crap to see a kid take off his arm and beat the crap out of somebody

He can detach his own arm and beat the living crap out of his enemies. like rally?

What kind of superhero is named Arm Fall Off Boy?

2 Gin Genie

She has no control over her powers, since she has to be drunk to access them...

She needs to be drunk to activate her superpowers :/

That's not a superhero, that's Kim Kardashian!

3 Extrano

Just search him up ;/

4 Matter-eater Lad

His superpowers is to eat anything and not die! Like really?

He stopped a machine even SUPERMAN couldn't stop

5 Color Kid

He drains colour to get stronger, plus cause seizures, confusion and turn invisible - not very useless...

I'm pretty sure colour is spelt colour

Actuly he drains color from stuff to make himself stronger

What is he going to do? Turn me pink?

6 Dogwelder

He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse?

7 Squirrel Girl

She's actually a good superhero. She beat juggernaut and thanos which are powerful villains. So ya not so useless after all.

Wins by idiotic reasons. No challenge from what I have seen, so what is to like about her?

She is pretty strong but really they might as well create a sueprvillian called "the evil nut"

Her powers are being unbeatable?
So uncreative!

8 Razorback

He is a grown man with a pig costume that can drive cars! Like really?

That is a Halloween prank in my book

9 Doorman

I am stuck in a room with no doors! What should I do? Like really just have the hulk break the walls for you :/

Sounds like a super-salesperson!

Actually he's a living portal to the darkforce

10 Skatman

For a second I though you meant the song

Really? A guy with a pair of skates?

The Contenders
11 Wordgirl

Nah bro she's OP. Ice breath, pretty sure laser beams *whispers* and the monkey knows Kung-Fu. The name sucks though I will agree on that - Stakamakataka

Is she even counted as an ' actual ' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey... I forget his name, Momo? I don't know... In fact I like villains way better than most heroes.

Actually she doesn't. She doesn't know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

She knows the meaning of every word. Power, useless.

12 Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27. In film, he has been portrayed by Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael ...read more.

I don't know. But I like that it irks you. Haha

Why the hell is batman on this list

He doesn't have superpowers

Why is Batman on this list? He's AWESOME! 😎

13 Captain Biceps
14 SheZow SheZow is an Australian-Canadian animated superhero comedy television series. It features the adventures of a boy who inadvertently inherits the role of a superheroine, which imposes an explicit feminine theme to his costumed appearance and equipment.

All her superpower is turn from a boy into a girl.

15 Captain Planet
16 Black Widow Natalia Alianovna Romanova, most known as Natasha Romanoff or the Black Widow, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. She is one of the most talented spies and assassins in the entire world and is a founding member of the Avengers. The character was created ...read more.
17 Hawkeye Clinton Francis "Clint" Barton, better known as Hawkeye, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is a former special agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., where he worked under the supervision of Phil Coulson. Known for his use of the bow and arrow as his primary weapon, ...read more.
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