Top Ten Superheroes With Useless Superpowers


The Top Ten

1 Arm Fall Off Boy

Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut, Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility. What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Why hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

Sounds funny as crap to see a kid take off his arm and beat the crap out of somebody - aarond09

He can detach his own arm and beat the living crap out of his enemies. like rally? - bluefish

What kind of superhero is named Arm Fall Off Boy? - AliciaMae

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2 Gin Genie

That's not a superhero, that's Kim Kardashian!

She needs to be drunk to activate her superpowers :/ - bluefish

3 Extrano

Just search him up ;/ - bluefish

4 Matter-eater Lad

His superpowers is to eat anything and not die! Like really? - bluefish

5 Color Kid

What is he going to do? Turn me pink? - bluefish

Actuly he drains color from stuff to make himself stronger

6 Dogwelder

He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse? - bluefish

7 Razorback

He is a grown man with a pig costume that can drive cars! Like really? - bluefish

That is a Halloween prank in my book - RustyNail

8 Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl

She's actually a good superhero. She beat juggernaut and thanos which are powerful villains. So ya not so useless after all.

She is pretty strong but really they might as well create a sueprvillian called "the evil nut" - bluefish

Not actually a bad superhero

She's a joke character. nothing she does should be taken seriously. she beat galactus and thanos because it's a joke. it didn't actually happen its just supposed to be funny

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9 Doorman

I am stuck in a room with no doors! What should I do? Like really just have the hulk break the walls for you :/ - bluefish

Sounds like a super-salesperson! - PositronWildhawk

10 Skatman

Really? A guy with a pair of skates? - bluefish

For a second I though you meant the song - aarond09

The Contenders

11 Wordgirl

Is she even counted as an ' actual ' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey... I forget his name, Momo? I don't know... In fact I like villains way better than most heroes.

Knowing the meaning of every word would be op

Actually she doesn't. She doesn't know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

She also has super strength and can fly

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12 Captain Biceps


13 Batman Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27. In film, he has been portrayed by Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael more.

He doesn't have superpowers - Rorywilbren

I don't know. But I like that it irks you. Haha

Why the hell is batman on this list - Batmaniscole

Why is Batman on this list? *Batman crashes through wall* Because I'm BATMAN!

14 SheZow SheZow SheZow is an Australian-Canadian animated superhero comedy television series. It features the adventures of a boy who inadvertently inherits the role of a superheroine, which imposes an explicit feminine theme to his costumed appearance and equipment.

All her superpower is turn from a boy into a girl.

Oh god no D:

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Top Remixes

1. Arm Fall Off Boy
2. Squirrel Girl
3. Color Kid
1. Arm Fall Off Boy
2. Extrano
3. Gin Genie


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