Top Ten Superheroes With Useless Superpowers

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The Top Ten

1 Arm Fall Off Boy

Why not use a baseball bat... or... a sword? - TopTenTed

What kind of superhero is named Arm Fall Off Boy? - AliciaMae

Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut, Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility. What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Why hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

Sounds funny as crap to see a kid take off his arm and beat the crap out of somebody - aarond09

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2 Gin Genie

That's not a superhero, that's Kim Kardashian!

She needs to be drunk to activate her superpowers :/ - bluefish

3 Extrano

Just search him up ;/ - bluefish

4 Matter-eater Lad

His superpowers is to eat anything and not die! Like really? - bluefish

5 Color Kid

I'm pretty sure colour is spelt colour

What is he going to do? Turn me pink? - bluefish

Actuly he drains color from stuff to make himself stronger

6 Dogwelder

He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse? - bluefish

7 Squirrel Girl Squirrel Girl

Her powers are being unbeatable?
So uncreative!

Wins by idiotic reasons. No challenge from what I have seen, so what is to like about her? - Stalin

She's actually a good superhero. She beat juggernaut and thanos which are powerful villains. So ya not so useless after all.

She is pretty strong but really they might as well create a sueprvillian called "the evil nut" - bluefish

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8 Razorback

That is a Halloween prank in my book - RustyNail

He is a grown man with a pig costume that can drive cars! Like really? - bluefish

9 Doorman

I am stuck in a room with no doors! What should I do? Like really just have the hulk break the walls for you :/ - bluefish

Sounds like a super-salesperson! - PositronWildhawk

10 Skatman

Really? A guy with a pair of skates? - bluefish

For a second I though you meant the song - aarond09

The Contenders

11 Wordgirl

Is she even counted as an ' actual ' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey... I forget his name, Momo? I don't know... In fact I like villains way better than most heroes.

Knowing the meaning of every word would be op

Actually she doesn't. She doesn't know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

She knows the meaning of every word. Power, useless.

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12 Batman Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27. In film, he has been portrayed by Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael ...read more.

He doesn't have superpowers - Rorywilbren

I don't know. But I like that it irks you. Haha

Why the hell is batman on this list - Batmaniscole

Why is Batman on this list? *Batman crashes through wall* Because I'm BATMAN!

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13 Captain Biceps

Really:/

14 SheZow SheZow SheZow is an Australian-Canadian animated superhero comedy television series. It features the adventures of a boy who inadvertently inherits the role of a superheroine, which imposes an explicit feminine theme to his costumed appearance and equipment.

All her superpower is turn from a boy into a girl.

Oh god no D:

15 Captain Planet Captain Planet
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