Top 10 Superheroes with the Most Useless Superpowers

The Top Ten

  1. Arm-Fall-Off-Boy

    Gin Genie can actually kill people, and Dogwelder, along with Razorback, don't even have superpowers. Squirrel Girl beat Juggernaut. Matter-Eater Lad, despite his ridiculous name, could probably eat the Death Star, and Color Boy can cause seizures, along with confusion, and possibly invisibility.

    What can Arm Fall Off Boy do? Hit people with his arm. Might as well use a baseball bat, which is not made of a human arm, and honestly, would work better.

    He can detach his own arm and beat the living crap out of his enemies. Like, really?

  2. Gin Genie

    She has no control over her powers since she has to be drunk to access them.

    She needs to be drunk to activate her superpowers.

    That is not a superhero, that is Kim Kardashian.

  3. Extrano

    Just look him up.

  4. Matter-Eater Lad

    His superpower is to eat anything and not die. Like, really?

  5. Color Kid

    He drains color to get stronger, plus cause seizures, confusion, and turn invisible. Not very useless.

    What is he going to do? Turn me pink?

  6. Dogwelder

    He welds dogs? Isn't that animal abuse?

  7. Razorback

    He is a grown man with a pig costume who can drive cars. Like, really?

  8. Squirrel Girl

    Squirrel Girl is a fictional superheroine featured in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. She was created by Will Murray and Steve Ditko, first appearing in 1991. Known for her upbeat attitude and ability to defeat powerful foes, she has become a fan favorite for her unconventional heroism... read more

    She's actually a good superhero. She beat Juggernaut and Thanos, which are powerful villains. So, not so useless after all.

    Wins by idiotic reasons. No challenge from what I have seen. So, what is there to like about her?

    She beat M.O.D.O.K, Thanos, Korvac, and even persuaded Galactus not to devour the Earth. HOW is that useless?

  9. Doorman

    I am stuck in a room with no doors. What should I do? Like really, just have the Hulk break the walls for you.

    Sounds like a super-salesperson.

  10. Skateman

    Really? A guy with a pair of skates?

    11. The Newcomers
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    Eye-Scream

    Welcome to one of the superheroes that is rotting in Marvel's archive. Yep, he's one of Marvel's rejected superheroes. Why is he rejected? His power.

    What is it? He can turn into any ice cream imaginable. While that sounds cool, it's not useful for crime fighting. What does it do? Bad guys could slip on the ice cream, or he could give them instant diabetes or make them sick from too much ice cream.

    But I guess his powers can be useful if he's fighting a bad guy who is lactose intolerant or allergic to dairy. But still, it's not a good use for combat.

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    Hawkeye

    Clinton Francis "Clint" Barton, better known as Hawkeye, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is a former special agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., where he worked under the supervision of Phil Coulson. Known for his use of the bow and arrow as his primary weapon,... read more

    13. The Contenders

  13. WordGirl

    Is she even counted as an 'actual' superhero? And her sidekick is a monkey. I forget his name, Momo? I don't know. In fact, I like villains way better than most heroes.

    Actually, she does not know her own name, which is a synonym for stupid.

    She knows the meaning of every word. Power? Useless.

  14. Captain Biceps

  15. Batman

    Batman, also known as Bruce Wayne, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in 1939. On film, Batman has been portrayed by Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery... read more

  16. SheZow

    SheZow is an Australian-Canadian animated superhero comedy television series. It follows the adventures of a boy who accidentally inherits the role of a superheroine. This results in a costume and equipment with overtly feminine themes.... read more

    All her superpower is is to turn from a boy into a girl.

  17. Captain Planet

    Captain Planet is the title character of the animated television series Captain Planet and the Planeteers. The show aired from 1990 to 1996 and was created by Barbara Pyle and Ted Turner to promote environmental awareness. Captain Planet is summoned when five young Planeteers combine their elemental... read more

  18. Black Widow

    Natalia Alianovna Romanova, more commonly known as Natasha Romanoff or the Black Widow, is a fictional superhero featured in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. She is recognized as one of the most skilled spies and assassins in the world and is also a founding member of the Avengers... read more

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