Top Ten Best Things About Having a Beard
Ok, so I just made a list about how awful having a bread can be. Well, I did say there were SOME "ups" to having one, didn't I? While I'd still argue that having a beard does more harm than good, here are the positive reasons for showcasing a beard of manliness.As soon as I decided to use the word "manliness" in the description it dawned on me how it had to be first.
According to your description, having a bread isn't all that bad. I like baguettes.
Simply enough. Bye bye razor blades!
Well, some do. Don't want to pretend that I understand what women want. It will always remain a mystery.
It almost doesn't look like a real word, doesn't it? Look at it for long enough and tell me I'm wrong.
It will. Your beard becomes your ID. Of course, if you are already 86 years old, meh.
You don't even need to smile. Beard + photo = 1,000,000+ likes. Ok, maybe not quite that many. More like 997,425.
And for people who are known by their facial hair... just shave it off! BOOM! Unrecognizable.
That just felt wrong, saying "beard fashion". Ok, felt weird again.
Argue all you want, I have a beard. Game, set, match.
Yep, I'm perfectly warm under this fur coat. Oh, wait, this isn't my beard...
Uh oh, it's Winter! Never mind, I'm covered.
It keeps your cheese conveniently located. Plus you can smell yummy cheese all day long. When you get hungry, just pull cheese out of your beard and eat it. Plus extra fiber from all the hairs.