Top Ten Best Things About Having a Beard

Ok, so I just made a list about how awful having a bread can be. Well, I did say there were SOME "ups" to having one, didn't I? While I'd still argue that having a beard does more harm than good, here are the positive reasons for showcasing a beard of manliness.

The Top Ten

1 Manliness

According to your description, having a bread isn't all that bad. I like baguettes. - PositronWildhawk

As soon as I decided to use the word "manliness" in the description it dawned on me how it had to be first. - BKAllmighty

2 You don't have to shave

Simply enough. Bye bye razor blades! - BKAllmighty

Well I have a beard and I still have to shave... I still have to keep the beard looking like a nice well maintained beard. OK.. I don't use a razor but I use my electric razor - shanew

3 Women love it

Well, some do. Don't want to pretend that I understand what women want. It will always remain a mystery. - BKAllmighty

Many of them don't know what they want either, they only think they do from time to time. - Billyv

4 Handsomeness

It almost doesn't look like a real word, doesn't it? Look at it for long enough and tell me I'm wrong. - BKAllmighty

5 It will make you look older

It will. Your beard becomes your ID. Of course, if you are already 86 years old, meh. - BKAllmighty

6 They're photogenic

You don't even need to smile. Beard + photo = 1,000,000+ likes. Ok, maybe not quite that many. More like 997,425. - BKAllmighty

7 It makes a great disguise

And for people who are known by their facial hair... just shave it off! BOOM! Unrecognizable. - BKAllmighty

8 Beard fashion

That just felt wrong, saying "beard fashion". Ok, felt weird again. - BKAllmighty

9 It suggests intelligence

Argue all you want, I have a beard. Game, set, match. - BKAllmighty

10 It keeps you warm

Yep, I'm perfectly warm under this fur coat. Oh, wait, this isn't my beard... - PositronWildhawk

Uh oh, it's Winter! Never mind, I'm covered. - BKAllmighty

The Contenders

11 You can hide stuff in it

It keeps your cheese conveniently located. Plus you can smell yummy cheese all day long. When you get hungry, just pull cheese out of your beard and eat it. Plus extra fiber from all the hairs.

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