Top Ten Unlikely But Awesome Things for Every Airline to Install

Something to make the experience much more worthwhile.

The Top Ten

1 More Leg Room

I don't have to try to be over 6' tall. Mostly because I am.

I'm a poor sod so I try and get one of the seats on the front row of economy because then I have somewhere to put my legs thank god. - Cazaam

Try being over 6' tall and having a 15 hour flight in the middle seat of economy. I secretly flipped off every child sitting in the business class on that flight. - Finch

I'm tired of having to sit with my knees in my face for hours, so really, this would be beneficial not only to me, but to anyone taller than 5'0". - PositronWildhawk

My legs tend to cramp up if I sit down without enough leg room. This would be great! - ruJILLous

2 Free Wi-Fi

Aside from the signals interfering with communications, and putting the plane at risk of crashing, I wouldn't be able to wait to make a list 20,000 feet above the Atlantic! - PositronWildhawk

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3 Loaded Paintball Guns Under Every Seat

Finally, a way to get the annoying little kid sitting behind you to stop kicking you in the back. Haha! - Wolftail

This will certainly be the hell of a lot of fun. For some people, at least. - PositronWildhawk

If anyone dangerous is on the plane or if someoneis bothering you, shoot them in the face with it! - ruJILLous

4 An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

You'd need to have a big plane to fit a buffet in there. No more flavorless crackers or pretzels! - ruJILLous

I'm short enough that the leg room isn't too bad, but the food always tastes gawdawful. - PetSounds

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5 A Concert Stage

Imagine if your plane tickets said "Business Class, Featuring Morgan Page Live." - PositronWildhawk

Aw man that would be awesome! But to a concert stage in youd need to make the plane the size of a space shuttle! - ruJILLous

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6 An Observatory

Not the best observatory, given that you're continuously moving through different environments, and your visibility is dependent on your course, but a fun thing to keep you looking up at the sky. - PositronWildhawk

It should be put on top of the plane if it should be built. Since you're close to space you could see more from where you were. - ruJILLous

At least if the pilots had sextants they would have a backup means of navigation... - Finch

7 Blu-Ray Players

Don't like the in-flight film selection? Bring your own! In HD! - PositronWildhawk

8 Roll-down Windows

So we can stick our heads out the window!
And so we can watch little kids go flying past cause they leaned out too far!
Yay! - Flamesofsilver

All the idiots can roll down the window and stick their heads out -- gone forever-- less idiots.

Let's all get sucked out together! - PositronWildhawk

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9 A Massage Lounge

If you dislocated your spine in those Economy Class seats, which may happen, you can go here and have it corrected. - PositronWildhawk

10 Full Bedrooms

The Contenders

11 Various Holiday Decor

Depends, of course, on the time of year. - PositronWildhawk

12 A Balcony (For Smokers)

If you can breathe out there, and if you can light them, you can smoke them. - PositronWildhawk

Bernoulli is rolling over in his grave at the physics of this one but I'd love to see it. - Finch

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13 A Ballroom
14 A Cinema Room
15 Free Video Games
16 Comfier Seats
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