Top Ten Unlikely But Awesome Things for Every Airline to Install

I don't have to try to be over 6' tall, mostly because I am. I'm a poor sod, so I try to get one of the seats in the front row of economy because then I have somewhere to put my legs, thank God.

I took a plane to Hawaii in 2013. I'm 6'1", and it was annoying to have to sit on a flight from Chicago to Honolulu because I could never get comfortable. Clearly, I'm too tall for planes.

Try being over 6' tall and having a 15-hour flight in the middle seat of economy. I secretly flipped off every child sitting in business class on that flight.

Aside from the signals interfering with communications and putting the plane at risk of crashing, I wouldn't be able to wait to make a list 20,000 feet above the Atlantic!

Finally, a way to get the annoying little kid sitting behind you to stop kicking you in the back. Haha!

This will certainly be a hell of a lot of fun, for some people at least.

For those who don't like the same old stuff you get every time.

I'm short enough that the leg room isn't too bad, but the food always tastes awful.

Imagine if your plane tickets said, "Business Class, Featuring Morgan Page Live."

Oh, to see a traditional jazz band!

So we can stick our heads out the window! And so we can watch little kids go flying past because they leaned out too far! Yay!

All the idiots can roll down the window and stick their heads out - gone forever - fewer idiots.

Let's all get sucked out together!

Not the best observatory, given that you're continuously moving through different environments and your visibility is dependent on your course. But a fun thing to keep you looking up at the sky.

At least if the pilots had sextants, they would have a backup means of navigation.

If you dislocated your spine in those economy class seats, which may happen, you can go here and have it corrected.

If you can breathe out there, and if you can light them, you can smoke them.

Bernoulli is rolling over in his grave at the physics of this one, but I'd love to see it.

Well, that's one way for an airline to get sued.

Depends, of course, on the time of year.