Top Ten Weirdest Things About Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
The Top Ten
1 The game concept
How is this crazy joke a video game, anyway!
2 The decision where Jane takes her clothes off for Thresher
3 Insane filters
4 Shower scenes with country rock music
5 The fights between the two narrators
6 Race cars and pandas in the opening credits
7 The outtake left in the game
8 The stupid chicken mask
We even see an UPSIDE-DOWN chicken mask in this game!
9 It's basically a toned down porno turned into a chick flick
10 The best possible final score is -170,000 points
Talk about pointless (rotten joke intended)!
The Contenders
11 The opening scene is the only full-motion video in the whole game
Full-motion video my gizzard!
12 Weird title screen
13 The plumber in this game is shown wearing a tie
So much for "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"...
14 Ridiculously false advertising ("Plays like a game, feels like a movie!")
Another candidate for worst joke game ever...
15 Bungled rating
"Not suitable for mature audiences" is an accurate assessment of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, unlike nonsense like "The box says 17, but for this ONE PART, you gotta be 18" (Don't ask! )
16 The box cover
An interactive romantic comedy: A plumber, a daddy's girl, chickens, crazed yuppies, evil bosses, pandas, shower scenes, race cars, a nun. Get it? No, I don't get it!
17 Hardly any real gameplay
An interactive romantic comedy? Everybody's a comedian!
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