Top Ten Weirdest WikiHow Articles that Actually Exist

There are over 200,000+ articles currently existing in the WikiHow website. Despite its shoddy quality given by its contributors, some of the articles can be informative and put into use. WikiHow does have a weird side when you dig deeper to the rabbit hole. This is the result when you allow any internet user to freely contribute in a website.
The Top Ten
1 How to shower with a lemon

My way: Step 1: Decide to shower with lemon Step 2: Walk to fridge Step 3: Find lemon Step 4: Get lemon Step 5: Grab lemon Step 6: Hold lemon Step 7: Walk to shower Step 8: Get in shower Step 9: Turn shower on Step 10: Enjoy how clever you are.

Looking at the title of this article can be weird at first, assuming you're taking it literally. Surprisingly, this article explains a good alternative method of scrubbing your body with lemon, since the citrus is a substitute for soap.

I wrote this article. I shower with lemons and they speak to me in the dark. They have voices and I am the only one who can hear them. Do you hear the voices too?

That brings up another question: does it sting when you rub it on your privates?

2 How To Breathe

Just- just breathe! Otherwise, this article is pretty much helpful if you want to breathe more "better", or consider if you are stressed and have really no clue to relax.

Oh no, I forgot how to breathe! Thank God, I found this article that took me 40 seconds to find so I can spend 27 minutes reading it!

Oh no I don't know how to breathe! Better look for a wikihow article for this before I- *dies*

This article is useless. By the time you think about Googling it, you've already died from asphyxiation.

3 How to calculate pi by throwing frozen hot dogs

While there are many ways to solve a math problem, this method of calculating pi is a specific yet bizarre way to calculate pi. The most surprising thing is that some people find this helpful. This method pretty much can apply to any food that you're throwing. Despite the humorous title, it's pretty informative and can be a worth to read if you're looking forward for more ways to solve math problems.

Almost died of laughter when I saw this.

I died when I saw the title

A weird way to pass school

4 How to accept that your computer is slow

buffering wait... Pretty buffering wait... useful buffering wait... in buffering wait school buffering wait... buffering wait They buffering wait... have buffering wait... the buffering wait... worst buffering wait... wifi buffering wait... buffering wait... it's buffering wait... also buffering wait... useful buffering wait... in buffering wait... the buffering wait... 90s buffering wait... because buffering wait... wifi buffering wait... was buffering wait... was buffering wait... crappy buffering wait...

The title is pretty weird itself. As a person with a cheap laptop, all you have to do is become patient/or be careful on what you click and get used to the sluggish performance of your device.

This is actually helpful.

That is pretty funny.

5 How To Eat Food

Step 1. decide which food you want to eat
Step 2. Make that food
Step 3. get a utensil
Step 4. put the food in the utensil
Step 5. move the utensil towards your mouth
Step 6. put the food inside of your mouth
step 7. get the utensil out of your mouth
step 8. close your mouth
step 9. chew on the food
step 10. follow
rinse and repeat until you finish all the food :)

A really pointless article in which we were all thought to do this since toddlerhood.

Dang, I'm 39 and I never tried eating food. Good thing I can just search up how to eat!

Most People know how eat Food since they were Toddlers. Useless.

6 How to apologise to a cat

I feel like cat owners need this for when they accidentally step on their cats tail and they do a little painful mew and you're crying and your cat's crying and the world is going up in flames and oh if you had only been more careful! *sob*

A weird title on its own, but could be pretty helpful to consider if your cat has a disobedient demeanor lately.

Step 1 Say "Hey cat I'm sorry for what I done"
Step 2 Enjoy how clever you are

This one is actually useful. Not for me, though, I'm a dog person.

7 How to buy nothing

Simple, just buy "nothing", literally. Despite the slightly humorous title, it's surprisingly informative if you do have a major spending problem. Otherwise, the word choice of the article could've been better.

My way of article step 1: Go to store or online store where you order online step 2: Find a product that is called nothing step 3: use money to buy it step 4: enjoy how much smarts you have

Step 1: decide when you don't want to buy anything.
Step 2: put your wallet away.
Step 3: be proud of yourself for saving money.

Sadly some people can't resist the urge to buy things, it's like an addiction.

8 How to stop an adult disposable diaper addiction

Perhaps one of the weirdest articles to exist in WikiHow so far. Most adults, teenagers, and preteens don't really bother about diapers when they go out from their toddler phase, unless they are a parent of a young child. Yet however, this specific article treats as if diaper addiction is a normal problem.

Really this exists

that's funny

9 How to be annoying

I annoy my mum by picking her hair or talking about Raditz.

For human beings: just talk
For pets: live your life

Nowadays people don't need an article on this

Shout or do anything provoking, that'll do it.

10 How to determine if you're addicted to wearing diapers as an adult

Addicted is a strange term for it. I mean some kids take longer than others to grow out of it, but I have never heard anyone describe it as an addiction.

The sequel of the adult disposable diaper addiction problem.

I fainted when I saw this, it's too funny!

The Contenders
11 How to seduce your professor

Some teachers can be considered hot by some students, but this kind of "teacher" obsession takes it to the next level. You don't really need to seduce your professor in order to perform well in school. This obsession is pretty unhealthy if you ask me.

Ah darn it! I wish I knew this article existed sooner. Now I don't have a course with her anymore...

Why would you possibly do that? Chances are they are like 20 or something years older.

Is this a fetish or?

12 How to urinate in the ocean discreetly

Yeah, "discreetly". In most situations you have enough time to reach the bathroom from the beach. Just consider this specific article when going to a beach where there are no nearby bathrooms to be found around.

Honestly, no one would notice anyways, especially in the age of social distancing.

This actually exists.

13 How to Practice Nudity in Your Family

I almost peed when I saw this. Does anyone do this? I don't understand why someone would do this. Unless your family is into things like that, this article is useless. I've never heard of this article.

Honestly why would anyone do this? No one would really like to see anyone naked in your family.

I just saw this article. And yeah, it's indeed sick.

1: Take off your clothes
2: Avoid incestual relationships
3: Put your clothes back on when your uncle is coming over

14 How to fight with a stick

As if you're pretending that you're in an RPG game, but it actually makes sense considering you're in an emergency situation such as a bear attacking you on a hike.

I gave up fighting with a stick - the stick always won.

I gave up fighting with the stick - the stick always won.

We did this as kids, nice self-defense mechanism

15 How to Stop a Wedding

In general, a pretty pointless article, unless you are a jealous party pooper and you want to ruin someone's wedding, but otherwise a helpful one if you strongly think the wedding seems illegal such as child marriage which is illegal in some countries.

Reminds me of that episode of The Looney Tunes Show where Daffy claims he hasn't crashed a wedding in a month.

“Alright, the wedding has been cancelled! Everyone go home!”

16 How to Avoid Becoming a Sexual Predator
17 How to Avoid Becoming a Weeaboo

Shield yourself from the anime media.

18 How to listen to music

Warning: These steps are incredibly hard to follow.

Step one: open Spotify, YouTube, or any other streaming service
Step two: Search for your favourite song.
Step three: Click on it.

That’s how you listen to music!

Just don't be deaf, and you can listen. If your deaf, you can feel vibrations. This is so STUPID.

A pretty pointless list; just go with the beat.

Useful for deaf people, I guess.

19 How to Be a Christian Emo
20 How to make sex last longer

I can actually see why people would search for that, some are insecure about how long they can last before the surprise comes out.

Ah yes, one of the most "weird" articles that has suspiciously garnered over ten million views. Otherwise, it is just your typical sex advice on the internet that can be seen weird for some.

I don't know if that makes you more likely to have twins or not.

I had sex with my husband for about 2-4 hours.

21 How to Be a Furry
22 How to get to sleep on Christmas Eve

Pretty specific in a weird way. Some of the advice in this article goes the same if you want to sleep more easily.

I can't sleep on Christmas Eve because I'm too excited for Christmas day!

It's pretty hard, especially for younger folks.

What's weird about that?

23 How To Use A Computer Mouse

Considering this is such a simple task to do, this is more of a pointless list, rather than anything weird. Otherwise, it is helpful for the elderly in the case they're not tech savvy

Useful for people before around 1995 when computers were new and the new age teens who use phones instead of computers.

It's only useful for people who can't use computers.

This device is too complicated for a small brain guy like me to use. I quited at my first attempt:(

24 How to yell like tarzan

That reminds me, I did try to speak like Donald Duck once and searched for tutorials on YouTube. It's really hard let me tell you.

First, you need to have the same environment like Tarzan, which means you need to be abandoned and live in the forests.

This can be practically applied to any fictional character you want to imitate.

25 How to Prevent or Survive a Monkey Attack

A specific article, but pretty helpful if you are planning a vacation on a place that has monkeys. The article does have somewhat hilarious images, however.

Oh No! Curious George is on the attack look out!

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