Top Ten Weirdest WikiHow Articles that Actually Exist

There are over 200,000+ articles currently existing in the WikiHow website. Despite its shoddy quality given by its contributors, some of the articles can be informative and put into use. WikiHow does have a weird side when you dig deeper to the rabbit hole. This is the result when you allow any internet user to freely contribute in a website.
The Top Ten
1 How to shower with a lemon

Looking at the title of this article can be weird at first, assuming you're taking it literally. Surprisingly, this article explains a good alternative method of scrubbing your body with lemon, since the citrus is a substitute for soap.

I wrote this article. I shower with lemons and they speak to me in the dark. They have voices and I am the only one who can hear them. Do you hear the voices too?

So you simply tear open the lemon, and rub yourself down, keep away from the eyes.

2 How to stop an adult disposable diaper addiction

Perhaps one of the weirdest articles to exist in WikiHow so far. Most adults, teenagers, and preteens don't really bother about diapers when they go out from their toddler phase, unless they are a parent of a young child. Yet however, this specific article treats as if diaper addiction is a normal problem.

3 How to buy nothing

Simple, just buy "nothing", literally. Despite the slightly humorous title, it's surprisingly informative if you do have a major spending problem. Otherwise, the word choice of the article could've been better.

Nothing's my favorite product! I buy nothing all the time! *sarcasm*

I don't know how to explain this one

And this, is how to buy nothing:

Step One: Mission Accomplished! You’ve learned how to buy nothing!

4 How to calculate pi by throwing frozen hot dogs

While there are many ways to solve a math problem, this method of calculating pi is a specific yet bizarre way to calculate pi. The most surprising thing is that some people find this helpful. This method pretty much can apply to any food that you're throwing. Despite the humorous title, it's pretty informative and can be a worth to read if you're looking forward for more ways to solve math problems.

A weird way to pass school

5 How to seduce your professor

Some teachers can be considered hot by some students, but this kind of "teacher" obsession takes it to the next level. You don't really need to seduce your professor in order to perform well in school. This obsession is pretty unhealthy if you ask me.

Is this a fetish or?

6 How to determine if you're addicted to wearing diapers as an adult

Addicted is a strange term for it. I mean some kids take longer than others to grow out of it, but I have never heard anyone describe it as an addiction.

The sequel of the adult disposable diaper addiction problem.

7 How To Breathe

Just- just breathe! Otherwise, this article is pretty much helpful if you want to breathe more "better", or consider if you are stressed and have really no clue to relax.

Inhale exhale

just breath

manually? or without knowing

8 How to be annoying

Nowadays people don't need an article on this

Shout or do anything provoking, that'll do it.

this list is fake

9 How to urinate in the ocean discreetly

Yeah, "discreetly". In most situations you have enough time to reach the bathroom from the beach. Just consider this specific article when going to a beach where there are no nearby bathrooms to be found around.

10 How to accept that your computer is slow

The title is pretty weird itself. As a person with a cheap laptop, all you have to do is become patient/or be careful on what you click and get used to the sluggish performance of your device.


The Contenders
11 How To Eat Food

A really pointless article in which we were all thought to do this since toddlerhood.

Put it in your mouth, chew, and swallow.

12 How to fight with a stick

As if you're pretending that you're in an RPG game, but it actually makes sense considering you're in an emergency situation such as a bear attacking you on a hike.

I gave up fighting with a stick - the stick always won.

We did this as kids, nice self-defense mechanism

13 How to apologise to a cat

A weird title on its own, but could be pretty helpful to consider if your cat has a disobedient demeanor lately.

Meow meow meow sorry

14 How to Stop a Wedding

In general, a pretty pointless article, unless you are a jealous party pooper and you want to ruin someone's wedding, but otherwise a helpful one if you strongly think the wedding seems illegal such as child marriage which is illegal in some countries.

15 How to Practice Nudity in Your Family

Honestly why would anyone do this? No one would really like to see anyone naked in your family.

16 How to get to sleep on Christmas Eve

Pretty specific in a weird way. Some of the advice in this article goes the same if you want to sleep more easily.

What's weird about that?

This makes sense.

Um...I would do this because I am a Christmas FANATIC! The gingerbread, the presents...🎄, and snow like every 5 years!

17 How To Use A Computer Mouse

Considering this is such a simple task to do, this is more of a pointless list, rather than anything weird. Otherwise, it is helpful for the elderly in the case they're not tech savvy

18 How to listen to music

A pretty pointless list; just go with the beat.

19 How to Prevent or Survive a Monkey Attack

A specific article, but pretty helpful if you are planning a vacation on a place that has monkeys. The article does have somewhat hilarious images, however.

20 How to Kill the Queen Ant

All you need to do is differentiate between an ant and the queen.

21 How to get someone fired

Taking this with no thought, it's pretty cruel to fire someone without a good reason, especially if they are long loyal to a company.

22 How To Walk

Unless you have a weird walking gait, and assuming that you're healthy, or if you are willing to stay a bit more fit, this is an article to consider looking at, otherwise it's seen a pointless article for most people.

Move your legs

23 How to Avoid Becoming a Weeaboo

Shield yourself from the anime media.

That seems weird uwu

24 How to yell like tarzan

This can be practically applied to any fictional character you want to imitate.

25 How to Follow Someone on Empty Streets

A lot of them are weird because you would think people already know this one though is weird because you wonder what people would need to know this for.

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