Top 10 Worst Business Names Ever
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Anal Jewelry Center, China
Butt jewelry is an elite name.
Jewelry for butts?
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F***ing Lovely, South Korea
The name isn't lovely.
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Cock Polishing Services, United Kingdom
Apparently, they don't treat their staff too well. One employee got a cramp in her hand and asked if she could use other means to polish. She was told to shut her mouth and carry on with both hands.
Cock polishers. We polish your "you-know-whats!"
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Dick Cleaners and Carpet Services, United States
Johnson Cleaners and Carpet Services would sound better, but the poor guy just had the wrong name for business. Dick... He probably also had bad business judgment.
We clean your "you-know-whats" while you sleep!
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Bunghole Liquors, United States
Their motto is also classy: "We're not number one, but we're right up there."
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Butt Drugs, Inc., United States
A pharmacy store in Indiana.
How did they come up with this name? LOL. Thanks christangrant. This goes into my remix and will be ranked pretty high.
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Beaver's Trim Shop, United States
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Big Beaver Stump Grinding, United States
It's a tree removal service in Massachusetts.
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Dykes Lumber Company, United States
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BlueBalls Boutique, Canada
Self-description: a "trendy women's boutique" (British Columbia).
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Knobs 'n Knockers, United States
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F***s Lubricants Co., United States
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Hoe Repair, United States
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Cadabra, United States