Top 10 Worst Business Names Ever

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The Top Ten

1 F*#xing Lovely, South Korea

The name isn't lovely - RoseCandyMusic

2 Anal Jewelry Center, China

Butt jewelry is an elite name. - AlphaQ

A jewelry for butts? - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

3 Cock Polishing Services, United Kingdom

Apparently they don't treat their staff too well. One employee got cramp in her hand and asked if she could use other means to polish. She was told to shut her mouth and carry on with both hands. - Britgirl

Cock polishers. We polish your "youknowwhats"! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

4 Dick Cleaners and Carpet Services, United States

Johnson Cleaners and Carpet Services would sound better but the poor guy just had a wrong name for business. Dick... He probably also had a bad business judgement. - Metal_Treasure

We clean your "youknowwhats" while you sleep! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

5 Bunghole Liquors, United States

Their motto is also classy: "We're not number one, butt we're right up there" - Metal_Treasure

6 Hoe Repair, United States
7 Butt Drugs, Inc., United States

A Pharmacy store in Indiana - christangrant

How did they come up with this name? LOL. Thanks christangrant. This goes to my remix and will be pretty high. - Metal_Treasure

8 Beaver's Trim Shop, United States
9 Big Beaver Stump Grinding, United States

It's a tree removal service, Massachusetts. - Metal_Treasure

10 BlueBalls Boutique, Canada

Self-description: a "trendy women's boutique" (British Columbia) - Metal_Treasure

These are all funny. Makes me wonder which ones didn't make the cut. - Ned964

The Contenders

11 Dykes Lumber Company, United States
12 Cadabra, United States

I don't get it - lovefrombadlands

13 Knobs 'n Knockers, United States
14 F*#xs Lubricants Co., United States
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Top Remixes

1. F*#xing Lovely, South Korea
2. Hoe Repair, United States
3. Dick Cleaners and Carpet Services, United States
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1. Anal Jewelry Center, China
2. F*#xing Lovely, South Korea
3. Cock Polishing Services, United Kingdom
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