Top 10 Worst Business Names Ever

Butt jewelry is an elite name.

Jewelry for butts?

The name isn't lovely.

Apparently, they don't treat their staff too well. One employee got a cramp in her hand and asked if she could use other means to polish. She was told to shut her mouth and carry on with both hands.

Cock polishers. We polish your "you-know-whats!"

Johnson Cleaners and Carpet Services would sound better, but the poor guy just had the wrong name for business. Dick... He probably also had bad business judgment.

We clean your "you-know-whats" while you sleep!

Their motto is also classy: "We're not number one, but we're right up there."

A pharmacy store in Indiana.

How did they come up with this name? LOL. Thanks christangrant. This goes into my remix and will be ranked pretty high.

It's a tree removal service in Massachusetts.

Self-description: a "trendy women's boutique" (British Columbia).