Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time


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21 Where Are You Christmas - Faith Hill

I've lost it to the song as a small child

Over-sung, over-enunciated awfulness.

22 Cameltoe (Mistletoe Parody)

So Wrong.

23 Merry Mutha******* Xmas - Eazy E
24 Roman Holiday - Nicki Minaj
25 Little Drummer Boy

I never understood why there's a drum being played and people singing drum noises. It seems redundant. I also don't understand why the song sounds so depressing. The song basically has a repetitive melody, except for when the song for whatever reason gets louder before getting to the one of the worst excuses for a chorus I've ever heard. Whichever version has the weird, dreary humming in the beginning is the worst.

Can you imagine a young girl after a terrible journey and a difficult unassisted birth finally gets the baby to sleep and some snotty nosed brat starts playing the drum. Stupid stupid song

There are worse songs than this, but there is one by a pop star that makes me cringe. Shows why pop stars should never be allowed to release Christmas carols.

This song is so sweet

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26 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

The only thing that annoys me about this song is the chipmunks sing it in a high pitched tone.

This song is terminally annoying. Hated it even as a child.

Liked it as a kid, now I find it annoying

27 This Christmas (I'll Burn It to the Ground)
28 Nuttin' for Christmas

Stan Freberg and The Fontaine Sisters had a better version of this song but Barry Gordon's rendition wants me want to scream!

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29 Suzy Snowflake
30 Santa's a Fat Bitch - Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse, a group of fat, untalented freaks, makes a song about how poor kids don't get presents and how they fantazise about killing Santa while they get another million deposited in their bank. With none of that going ot charity. Nice job, you hypocrites. - Spark_Of_Life

I didn't think ICP would make a song worse than Miracles. I guess I was wrong. - NiktheWiz

31 Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Don't get me wrong, I love the animated special of this song
But I will admit, this song just gets really annoying at times and especially with those stupid fillers kids put into the song that just sounds ridiculous
Oi, all I can say is I love the song as much as the next person; but I don't wanna hear it over a hundred trillion times!

If this was the best Christmas song list, this should be first. You know nothing, user or visitor who placed this here - keyson

Its really annoying after a while!

WHO PUT THIS ON THE LIST?! I actually like this song... - NoOreoForU

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32 The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler

It's Adam Sandler. Enough said...

Aw, we sang this (tried to anyway) every Hanukah party and died laughing. Which isn't a bad way to go...just silly and pointing out sort of how silly...


33 Baby's First Christmas - Connie Francis

Ick! Have this on a lovely Time-Life CD. It's terrible! Should be closer to #1!

34 Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

What? This song is awesome!

Wait, what? This song is a classic. This shouldn't be here!

I had to lead this song during a holiday sing-along, and the urge to break into Ave Maria or at least White Christmas was almost unbearable. Awful thing.

Any variation of the word "Rock" used in a Christmas song is a surefire sign that the song will annoy the crap out of you.

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35 Christmas Time is Here

Why is this song on the list? This song should be considered a classic!

The Worst most depressing, saddest music Christmas song ever!

36 Christmastime Is Killing Us - Family Guy

Stewie Griffin = nauseating. Enough said.

37 Santa Claus Is a Black Man - Akim & Teddy Vann
38 Jingle Bell Rock

Wha? This song is a Christmas Classic!

Jingle bell rock is way better than all these songs when you hear it in Christmas.

Any song with rock in it? What about Jailhouse Rock, Detroit Rock city, I Am a Rock, Rock and roll, I Love Rock and roll, Let there be rock, Mambo Rock, Rock N Roll All Nite, Rock around The clock, Rock and roll music, Rock A Billy, and God gave rock and roll to you? Yeah That's What I Thought... - Beatlesboy9

Absolutely awful. Makes me ill when I hear it. Unlistenable garbage.

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39 Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Michael Buble wasn't the best, but there are worse than his.

Springsteen's version is best.

Best version was The Pointer Sisters version.

Michael Jackson's version of this song is annoying. It doesn't sound good at all.

40 I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

Hating on family members, drunks not what Christmas is about

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