Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time


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21 The Twelve Days of Christmas

Not that bad, except for the Muppet version. Miss Piggy's line for 5 gold rings makes one want to puke with disgust.

Right up there with 100 bottles of beer on the wall

Too long, too repetitive, seems like it will never end.

Sorry, John Rutter. Damn spell check!

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22 Drummer Boy - Justin Bieber
23 Where Are You Christmas - Faith Hill

I've lost it to the song as a small child

24 Merry Mutha******* Xmas - Eazy E
25 Little Drummer Boy

Can you imagine a young girl after a terrible journey and a difficult unassisted birth finally gets the baby to sleep and some snotty nosed brat starts playing the drum. Stupid stupid song

There are worse songs than this, but there is one by a pop star that makes me cringe. Shows why pop stars should never be allowed to release Christmas carols.

Worst version: Bing Crosby, with David BOWIE. Look it up, and prepare to hurl.

This song is so sweet

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26 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

The only thing that annoys me about this song is the chipmunks sing it in a high pitched tone.

This song is terminally annoying. Hated it even as a child.

Liked it as a kid, now I find it annoying

27 Santa Claus Is a Black Man - Akim & Teddy Vann
28 Nuttin' for Christmas

Stan Freberg and The Fontaine Sisters had a better version of this song but Barry Gordon's rendition wants me want to scream!

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29 Suzy Snowflake
30 Santa's a Fat Bitch - Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse, a group of fat, untalented freaks, makes a song about how poor kids don't get presents and how they fantazise about killing Santa while they get another million deposited in their bank. With none of that going ot charity. Nice job, you hypocrites. - Spark_Of_Life

I didn't think ICP would make a song worse than Miracles. I guess I was wrong. - NiktheWiz

31 This Christmas (I'll Burn It to the Ground)
32 Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Don't get me wrong, I love the animated special of this song
But I will admit, this song just gets really annoying at times and especially with those stupid fillers kids put into the song that just sounds ridiculous
Oi, all I can say is I love the song as much as the next person; but I don't wanna hear it over a hundred trillion times!

If this was the best Christmas song list, this should be first. You know nothing, user or visitor who placed this here - keyson

Its really annoying after a while!

WHO PUT THIS ON THE LIST?! I actually like this song... - NoOreoForU

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33 The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler

Aw, we sang this (tried to anyway) every Hanukah party and died laughing. Which isn't a bad way to go...just silly and pointing out sort of how silly...

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34 Christmas Time is Here

Why is this song on the list? This song should be considered a classic!

The Worst most depressing, saddest music Christmas song ever!

35 Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

What? This song is awesome!

Wait, what? This song is a classic. This shouldn't be here!

I had to lead this song during a holiday sing-along, and the urge to break into Ave Maria or at least White Christmas was almost unbearable. Awful thing.

Any variation of the word "Rock" used in a Christmas song is a surefire sign that the song will annoy the crap out of you.

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36 8 Days of Christmas

This really is the nadir of Christmas songs, I hate it with all my heart. I was never a fan of Destiony's Child but this surpasses everything else they've recorded in the crap stakes by a mile. Why inflict this dirge on people? Why only 8 days? Why oh why didn't they fall into a chasm before they got to the recording studio? Someone tell me why?!

Destiny's Child could do better than this. This is them at their worst. - Swellow

This does not sound like a Christmas song. They just made it to make money, I'm guessing.

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37 Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Michael Buble wasn't the best, but there are worse than his.

Springsteen's version is best.

Best version was The Pointer Sisters version.

Michael Jackson's version of this song is annoying. It doesn't sound good at all.

38 I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

Hating on family members, drunks not what Christmas is about

39 Funky, Funky, Xmas - New Kids on the Block

Awful, awful, awful! Kill it slowly and painfully! Nuke kids on the block are atrocious.

40 The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
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1. Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid
2. The Twelve Days of Christmas
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1. Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year - Tiny Tim
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1. Frosty - Afroman
2. Drummer Boy - Justin Bieber
3. Merry Mutha******* Xmas - Eazy E

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