Top Ten Worst Things About the Creepypasta Jeff the Killer

Unpopular opinion here! In my opinion, Jeff sucks. I am going to be attacked by a lot of fangirls and fanboys, but here's the list.

The Top Ten

1 The Story Has No Emotion

I literally felt nothing for any of the charecters, even when Jeff was being hurt, I still didn't think much, he wasn't feeling any pain demonstrated in the story. - ToptenPizza

Overrated in my opinion - RIDDLER2K15

It's good it has no drama - Nateawesomeness

He's thirteen years old...

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2 Unrealistic

I know it's a fantasy story, but 3 kids in the suburbs walk down the street and decide to pull out some guns and knives and pick a fight? If the story took place in a city, it would make sense, but this is just stupid. Also, at the second fight adults were around. Why didn't any of them try to stop it, or call the cops? And how exactly did Jeff burn his eyelids only, not there rest of his body? And cut off his lips with no blood? - ToptenPizza

How can a THIRTEEN year old overpower adults?! A THIRTEEN year old mind you.

How Jeff burned his eyelids and was still able to see is beyond me. - ItsPisces

Jeff got set on fire and looked white. That does not make logical sense - Cyberman

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3 No Character Development

Jeff has no motivation to snap, he just flat out snaps because he wants to be a Joker ripoff. Also the other characters have no motivation either. BASIC WRITING 101: Make your characters actually have a motivation to do something. If you don't then it comes off as lazy and that you're not even trying at all.

It's ok to have the main charecter a villian, but at LEAST make him interesting. Can anyone explain Jeff's personality? (Before he became a psychopath) before Jeff's fall to insanity, he was one dimensional and it's hard to explain him to someone. His brother was pretty one dimensional, although going to jail for his brother was his only development. Every other charecter was very flat, and cliché. Like the stereotypical boy gang (leader, skinny guy, fat guy) - ToptenPizza

He is Intresting,I was so interested I stayed awak for two hours just to finish his storys - Nateawesomeness

4 It's Overrated

Terribly, a story about a bunch of kids with no emotions that are pretty much phsycopaths already, then they fight amongst themselves, one kid decides to burn his eyelids off and cut his lips off and then go kill someone. The End. - ToptenPizza

Too many 8 year olds thinking they're special snowflakes for me.

Stupid ass gets bullied so he kills other people now

Words alone can't explain how overrated he is. Not even scary in a slightest bit! Other Creepypastas like Eyeless Jack, BEN Drowned, Laughing Jack, Slenderman, 1999, etc deserves Jeff's spotlight because they're more well-written, more realistic, and scarier (even though they're not too scary, at least they're scaruer than Jeff) - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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5 Forced Dialogue

Clearly the person who wrote this has no idea how kids talk. - ItsPisces

Everything seemed forced and formal, like Jeff's dad calling him "son" in the 21st century? And kids using "illuminated" or "ominous" what? - ToptenPizza

Best reason ever,I r8 8/8 m8 - Nateawesomeness

6 The Title Is Bad

Ok, you may think this is a dumb reason to hate a story, but it's a huge spoiler alert! It shows someone is going to be a killer, and makes Jeff's fall to insanity less suspensful. A better title would be: "Go to Sleep" - ToptenPizza

Yes because the title is SO important - Nateawesomeness

7 The Beginning

It is very misleading, I thought it would be some sort of murder mystery, or police files. But turns out the only thing it did was spoil the story and be pretty pointless. If the boy was giving details, police investigating, and eventually Jeff's story unfolds that would be better. - ToptenPizza

Was a great start - Nateawesomeness

8 The Fans

Fans = cancers

Oh come on TTPizza, what about Eternal_Laughter? Or me...? - AnonymousChick

So Ima crazy werewolf huh m8? - Nateawesomeness

As I make this list, I'm also preparing for "OOOoMmmmGZ U JELY OFF JEEEeeeFf HE BAZD Uuu SDEPEED! 111! " and long paragraphs. Also the ones I've met at my school are always fighting about who he "belongs" to (why would you want a phsycopathic killer as your boyfriend), and they make some weird fan art. - ToptenPizza

9 The Fanfiction Makes It Worse

A typical Jeff fanfiction works:
1. Draw Jeff, except make him smile with bright eyes, and try to make him hot as possible and nothing like he would look in real life
2. Add in a completely irrelevant character
3. Draw her poorly
4. Have them locked up in a room together
5. Make them have sex after 2 minutes of knowing each other
6. After having a one night stand, Jeff gets emotional and leaves her for her protection (as if phsycopaths act like that)
7. The girl cries
The. End. - ToptenPizza

10 The Original Photo of Him Allegedly Came from a Girl Who Committed Suicide

The Contenders

11 The Endless "Does Jeff Like You?" "How Does Jeff Feel About You?" Quizzes

Jeff is a psychopath! He thinks nothing of you, or anybody else. He's a psychopath! What is so attractive to female fans about a psychopath who goes around with a permanent smile and burned-off eyelids that likes to kill people ATTRACTIVE? Out of curiosity I took one of those quizzes and it came out as "He Loves you" and I'm like, what? And it turns out we have sex. Phsycopaths can't feel love for someone, (especially after, like, 5 interactions) and then want to have sex with you because he loves you and not lusty things. - ToptenPizza

I'm attracted to him because he is from my own kind. (A psychopath.) All though I really don't care about the quizzes. - RockFashionista

Stupid fangirls

To all the fans. LEAVE JEFF ALONE

12 He Is a Copy of The Joker

I thought it was a oval shaped white cheese with paper eyes and black string hair

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