Top Ten Worst Toys
The Top Ten
What obsession do people have with dogs doing their business?! There are WAY too many movies, books, games, and toys about dog poop and pee. Seriously, Doggie Doo?! You have to collect dog crap! What kind of game is that?! Why would anyone want to collect dog crap in the first place?! Plus, the Get A Life and Rub the Whale thing we're kind of funny. I'm out! This game is crap!
Yes. Its a Board game that includes 4 players who is trying to pick up dog poop with a scooper and who ever gets it wins. Come On Goliath games! Could your board game ideas be any more stupider? I mean first Pop the Pig now this? What's next? Rub the whale? Where you jerkoff the whale and who ever gets blasted in the face losses? Like seriously. And guys. Please add more items on this list.
When I first saw the commercial I thought the company that made it was Get A Life, which they clearly need.
Really, board games cannot get more insane. My little sister's ex-best friend, Simon, has Pop the Pig, but basically, it's the same thing. I cannot give a rating because I do not have this game. ☹ - Mii24V 9 Comments
This thing turns evil and starts chanting voodoo! Once you turn it on it won't stop babbling for like 3 hours the only way to put it to sleep automatically is to pull it's tail for 10 seconds but it wakes up so easily with any sudden movement. My sister's furby went to sleep and never woke up ( we were all happy) most annoying toy EVER!
Its noises are horrible. It could be used as a guard dog thanks to its ability to wake up to any sudden movement. I am not happy they were not blown from existence. They might fool you because of their cute & funny ways but DO NOT FALL FOR IT. You're welcome for this important message to warn you about the ridiculous fiend furby boom
These toys are annoying in many ways. I'll give you 10 reasons:
1. They never shut up.
2. They're too gassy.
3. They don't have an On/Off switch, so they wake up at any sudden movement and they turn off at any time. 4. They say "Blah Blah Blah", which is rude.
5. They make all kinds of annoying sounds.
6. They have different personalities that are annoying.
7. They speak some Furby language.
8. Newer versions have gone downhill.
9. They do whatever they want.
10. It takes long to change the personality depending on what it is.
I can probably come up with more, but this is all I got right now.
I own one of these.
These toys have gotten so annoying that I threw mine in a closet. - wrests
This toy is so inappropriate, I think it got banned. Basically it is an anatomically correct doll that drinks water, walks around for a few minutes, and tells you that it needs to pee and holds its crotch. You let it pee into a plastic potty before time runs out sitting down... or STANDING UP. Yes, it has a plastic penis as crooked as Gonzo's nose, just like a website said. I saw a commercial of it, which made my interests of the doll go down a lot less. Thank gosh Baby Alive is more kid-friendly. Another thing, there is another version of this doll that doesn't walk, and has a MOVING PENIS, and there was a DAD in the commercial. Enough said. I'm out.
I don't really think that Baby Alive is kid friendly. There is a baby that eats, and then takes a dump. The worst thing is that you can feed it actual food and it will come out all brown and actually looks realistic. You could probably put it on a rug to prank people. Kind of gross. Also, it only comes with a couple of diapers so you'll need to buy more unless you want it to poop everywhere. - RaccoonCartoon
This is so inappropriate yet it's for 4 year olds! First, they have boy parts and girl parts, you have to pull their pants down and see them. I've always wondered what the pee was. Next, I want to have the toy rated 15 and up.
This toy was recommended for girls, most toys recommended for girls are things like baby dolls, most baby dolls didn't have testicles and they didn't need to go to the bathroom constantly. This will show children what testicles look like, and I'm sure children will do a lot of inappropriate stuff with it. - SheepBuggy
It was banned... Thankfully. - RaccoonCartoonV 12 Comments
Barbie is nothing but a selfish stupid brat. She doesn't care about nature, she wont donate any money, and she's a huge stereotype to women. Many Barbie dolls were banned because they are too inappropriate for kids. The Oreos barbie doll got banned because it was racist and offensive to black people. Barbie is too skinny, it's impossible for someone to be that skinny. I want to kill barbie and if I was a president then I'd ban barbie dolls because they're too stereotypical and dumb - SheepBuggy
Damn chill the hell out sheep. Stop being so damn salty. Seriously it's just a toy. You don't need to be acting like Donald Trump wanting to really ban mexicans. Seriously chill out. - SanicHeghog123
I hate barbie so much and I hate mattel! I want to ban barbie and burn them in a big bonfire! Barbie is a bad example for young children, teaching them to not eat and care about their looks 24/7. It teaches them to have a perfect figure. Barbie is so unrealistic and so stupid, yet so darn popular! WHY?! Mattel makes a walk and potty pup. What is with this world and stupid doggy doo doo toys?! The reason above is perfect. They also make barbie with private girl parts and you're supposed to undress them and dress them up again. Who wants to stumble opon a naked barbie doll? These dolls and lots of other dolls are so inappropriate and they should be banned. Barbie can go right down the shoot and so can mattel!
People say that these toys are bad because they are too skinny. Don't get me wrong, I hate them too, but some people can't help but be skinny. It's basically the same thing as being fat: it's a real problem. Sure, it's worse to be fat. I'm very skinny myself, and am trying hard to get FATTER. No matter how much I eat, I never manage to gain weight. And you know it's gone too far when 8-YEAR-OLDS CAN LIFT YOU UP!
Barbie teaches kids horrid lessons. There is one playset from the 60s that included a small book telling kids that the key to being skinny is not to eat. - RaccoonCartoonV 32 Comments
This just crossed the line! Only grown women breast feed, not little girls. This toy has fake boobs that the girl wears, puts the doll on to suck it, and you burp it like a normal baby. Yes, only moms do this. I'm not sure how people like this, or who came up with this in the first place, but whoever those people are are idiots. Plus, why is this Number 13?
This toy is aimed for 5 year olds.. When I was 5, I had no idea that breast feeding was a thing. The day I saw it on a magazine cover, I instantly learnt what breast feeding was and was disgusted. What kind of 5 year old WANTS boobs anyway? - RaccoonCartoon
Name explains it all. - Navylexi
Do the kids realise how messed up this is? This looks like a toy a paedophile would give to a flat chested kid! - RaccoonCartoonV 6 Comments
Shopping and Moshi Monsters are different. I agree with that guy who said they were different. Here's what I think: Shopkins are collectible store-bought items that are targeted for girls, and Moshi Monsters are just a video game and have collectibles. The collectible thing is common, while all the other things are different.
Don't hate me, but I absolutely love these toys. Plus, I agree with the guy who said Moshi Monsters and Shopkins are completely different. I don't care if they are a rip off or not. I do wonder how these toys got a lot of stuff that have something to do with them. I also don't think they are ugly, but I did a while back.
Glad you agree. They aren't dangerous at all. l I put dangerous and inappropriate toys on this list
(by the way I am the same guy who said I hate to pop your bubble)
Moshi Monsters have better toys. Moshi Monsters collectables are bigger and come in more variations. Also, the Moshi Monsters playsets are way better than Shopkin's garbage Barbie bootleg houses.
Anyway, enough about Moshi Monsters. You want to hear about my opinion on Shopkins, yes? If not, I don't know why you're still reading this. I actually loved Shopkins when they first came out in 2014. They weren't popular at the time, and I always prefer underrated things over overrated things.
Shopkins came out in series. As of right now, there's series 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and maybe even 7. Trash Packs went up to series 11 before being replaced by The Grossery Gang, so Shopkins has quite a while to go.
Series 1 was gold. The characters were cute, and easy to give names and such. Season 2 was good, too. Season 3.. Meh. They started to lose the grocery store effect. Season 4 and up are just crappy garbage. - RaccoonCartoon
Am I the only one here that likes them?
This toy is so boring. Why did people make them in the first place?
Why is this on the list? Sure it can be used for bullying and can pop an eye, but there is a warning for the eyes
At least they're banned at schools. - RaccoonCartoonV 18 Comments
Name explains it. Ugly things that come from butts, vaginas, and penises turn into plush toys. Who came up with that idea?!
Sounds weird. Never heard of it
These toys look so ugly.
Still better than poop EMOJI toys. - RaccoonCartoonV 7 Comments
Rafiki is holding poor baby Simba right on his crotch. To make things worst, there's a hump action when you move his tail. - RaccoonCartoon
It's Lion King porn. Oh god... - Powerfulgirl10
One of the most disgusting toys ever made.
There's nothing wrong with this.. what
What kind of sick parent would buy these for their KIDS? - SheepBuggy
Sounds inappropriate, and SO WRONG.
The kinky alternative to Rock em sock em robots
Sounds gross. - RaccoonCartoonV 8 Comments
Fash ems Have Toxic Water In Them.
Why on earth is this #12? - Mii24
I think MLP Fashems are worst. - RaccoonCartoon
If here'd of mlp not lpsV 1 Comment
I thought this was list about toys, not spinners. What's so interesting about putting a 3-sided object and spinning with your hand. What are you supposed to do? Watch it and be entertained?! I'd rather watch paint dry, because surely that would be more fun that just spinning something ridiculous. Hopefully the world will ambolish fidget spinners, and we all forget about them. - FJS19
Don't worry, this is just a dumb trend that kids have to look cool (even though it's dumb) and eventually it will die out. - RaccoonCartoon
These toys are highly overrated and shall die. - TeamRocket747
Don't worry this toy is obviously a silly fad.V 5 Comments
Light SPEEDERS? I'll tell you this now. Solar Powered toys and car toys don't go well together. It's not even going to go fast. And anything with wheels probably won't work at all in the sun by itself. So kids, just give up.
As if any kid's going to go outside in the sun, and probably get cancer. - SheepBuggy
What's the point of it being a solar powered light? You need the sun to make it glow in the first place.. - RaccoonCartoon
How is this any different to other toy plastic cars? well, its supposed to glow... but it has to be in the sun to do so...V 2 Comments
Think about it. You can build a skyscraper out of Lego without worrying about it collapsing. But with Mega Blocks the skyacraper can collapse easily
My cousin likes to play with megabloks and to be honest their vehicle's are more detailed then Legos. - NovaSupreme
More like 1 centimeter cubicle
It's A RIPPOFF OF LEGOS!V 6 Comments
These kinds of toys were banned because the liquid was a drug, if I remember correctly. There are also tons of bootlegs of this toy so your kid still has a chance of drinking it. - RaccoonCartoon
Watch out parents, the next tiny ball you might buy for your children could include DATE-RAPE!
Rip off of beados periodV 1 Comment
I saw this on a ad the next thing I did was turn off the T.V.
What happens when you turn a great toy franchise like Beyblade into some overly gimmicky, unrelatable pile of junk... Beywarriors and Beyraiderz.
Well, heres the story, I remember seeing it a while back. There was once a line of toy penguins that had a top wooden part (head and arms) put on top of a plastic ball filled with some powder. So one day, a kid decided to tear it apart to see what was inside it and he got a face full of the powder. Apparently, the penguin had many defects along with it besides the powder and the toy company lost a lot of money. - Yatagarasu
Hey whats wrong with toy penguins? You suck you jerk!
What's wrong with toy penguins? Penguins are cute animals, what's wrong with having a toy one? - SheepBuggy
Oh, I recently found out that there was a large Pingu spinning top (I think it was a bootleg so it wasn't safety tested) and it broke open and it had a giant sharp pin in it. The toy was instantly taken off shelves. Just so nobody is confused. - RaccoonCartoonV 3 Comments
My little sister got one after begging for it for months before Christmas. we finally got it for her and after she made her first batch of centimeter long "cookies," she said it was stupid and never used it once after that. - username34
Children could put their fingers in the oven to get their cookies out, and they'll burn their poor little fingers. I know kids want to be like their parents, but this isn't safe. And if a kid really wants cookies so badly, won't you just be a good parent and just BUY them cookies?
Easy Bake Is Way Too Dangerous For Kids! They could burn their finger!
This toy was banned because it melted fingers, but there are still things like the Queasy Bake Oven and the Lalaloopsy Oven that didn't get banned. - RaccoonCartoonV 8 Comments
What were those people thinking when they made a doll that eats plastic food, and can eat hair and fingers? There isn't even an off switch, so maybe that causes death?! Poor guys. Plus, this doll looks creepy.
I feel bad for those people who got hurt because of this deadly toy. I still think Lawn Darts are deadlier. This toy is like a paper shredder that shreds body parts. Thank God I don't have this ugly doll.
They were supposed to eat little plastic foods, but then they started feasting on kids' fingers, toes, and hair, one girl was scalped and killed because of this
There was no off switch, resulting in kids having their hair pulled out and their fingers and toes broken
They're just old dolls with clothing big enough to fit tiny babies, literally. - Anonymousxcxc
I never understood their appeal. The Dolls faces look like Butts with eyes.
These dolls freak me outV 12 Comments
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List StatsUpdated 24 Sep 2017
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