Top Ten Worst Toys
The Top Ten
What obsession do people have with dogs doing their business?! There are WAY too many movies, books, games, and toys about dog poop and pee. Seriously, Doggie Doo?! You have to collect dog crap! What kind of game is that?! Why would anyone want to collect dog crap in the first place?! Plus, the Get A Life and Rub the Whale thing we're kind of funny. I'm out! This game is crap!
Yes. Its a Board game that includes 4 players who is trying to pick up dog poop with a scooper and who ever gets it wins. Come On Goliath games! Could your board game ideas be any more stupider? I mean first Pop the Pig now this? What's next? Rub the whale? Where you jerkoff the whale and who ever gets blasted in the face losses? Like seriously. And guys. Please add more items on this list.
When I first saw the commercial I thought the company that made it was Get A Life, which they clearly need.
Is this really what young children find amusing? Scooping layers of dog crap and swapping their crap with other players? What's wrong with kids, and what's wrong with the person that made this sick game? - SheepBuggyV 10 Comments
This toy is so inappropriate, I think it got banned. Basically it is an anatomically correct doll that drinks water, walks around for a few minutes, and tells you that it needs to pee and holds its crotch. You let it pee into a plastic potty before time runs out sitting down... or STANDING UP. Yes, it has a plastic penis as crooked as Gonzo's nose, just like a website said. I saw a commercial of it, which made my interests of the doll go down a lot less. Thank gosh Baby Alive is more kid-friendly. Another thing, there is another version of this doll that doesn't walk, and has a MOVING PENIS, and there was a DAD in the commercial. Enough said. I'm out.
This is so inappropriate yet it's for 4 year olds! First, they have boy parts and girl parts, you have to pull their pants down and see them. I've always wondered what the pee was. Next, I want to have the toy rated 15 and up.
This toy was recommended for girls, most toys recommended for girls are things like baby dolls, most baby dolls didn't have testicles and they didn't need to go to the bathroom constantly. This will show children what testicles look like, and I'm sure children will do a lot of inappropriate stuff with it. - SheepBuggy
I was at a summer daycare ( Don't ask ), and the door to our classroom was locked so we had to wait in the preschool room. My younger sister saw a box full of dolls and started rummaging through it. There were about SIX Baby Wee Wee dolls, naked. She screamed and I came to see what was going on. I was so disgusted that I hid them behind a shelf. And get this: I'm a girl, and 4 of those stupid dolls were BOYS!V 13 Comments
Extreme waste of money. Most of the packs contain duplicates and the limited editions are impossible to get. In the end they are just useless pieces of plastic wasting your money. You are better off buying your kid a Barbie doll since they can brush its hair and change its clothes and you know what your buying (not a blind bag)
They're selling these things on ebay for 4000 dollars. - -w0
Am I actually the only one who likes Shopkins? Just me? Okay...
I actually like these! I almost have everyone from Season 4! But the Merch... GOODNESS noV 40 Comments
This thing turns evil and starts chanting voodoo! Once you turn it on it won't stop babbling for like 3 hours the only way to put it to sleep automatically is to pull it's tail for 10 seconds but it wakes up so easily with any sudden movement. My sister's furby went to sleep and never woke up ( we were all happy) most annoying toy EVER!
Its noises are horrible. It could be used as a guard dog thanks to its ability to wake up to any sudden movement. I am not happy they were not blown from existence. They might fool you because of their cute & funny ways but DO NOT FALL FOR IT. You're welcome for this important message to warn you about the ridiculous fiend furby boom
These toys are annoying in many ways. I'll give you 10 reasons:
1. They never shut up.
2. They're too gassy.
3. They don't have an On/Off switch, so they wake up at any sudden movement and they turn off at any time. 4. They say "Blah Blah Blah", which is rude.
5. They make all kinds of annoying sounds.
6. They have different personalities that are annoying.
7. They speak some Furby language.
8. Newer versions have gone downhill.
9. They do whatever they want.
10. It takes long to change the personality depending on what it is.
I can probably come up with more, but this is all I got right now.
The most annoying phrase ever is this:
"Dee-Bay... Like ee" (with weird intonation) - Mii24
My cousin has a pee one
My cousins have a plush pee toy. No joke.
Name explains it. Ugly things that come from butts, vaginas, and penises turn into plush toys. Who came up with that idea?!
Sounds weird. Never heard of itV 8 Comments
This should be one. It deserves to be. Like if you agree
Barbie is nothing but a selfish stupid brat. She doesn't care about nature, she wont donate any money, and she's a huge stereotype to women. Many Barbie dolls were banned because they are too inappropriate for kids. The Oreos barbie doll got banned because it was racist and offensive to black people. Barbie is too skinny, it's impossible for someone to be that skinny. I want to kill barbie and if I was a president then I'd ban barbie dolls because they're too stereotypical and dumb - SheepBuggy
Damn chill the hell out sheep. Stop being so damn salty. Seriously it's just a toy. You don't need to be acting like Donald Trump wanting to really ban mexicans. Seriously chill out. - SanicHeghog123
I hate barbie so much and I hate mattel! I want to ban barbie and burn them in a big bonfire! Barbie is a bad example for young children, teaching them to not eat and care about their looks 24/7. It teaches them to have a perfect figure. Barbie is so unrealistic and so stupid, yet so darn popular! WHY?! Mattel makes a walk and potty pup. What is with this world and stupid doggy doo doo toys?! The reason above is perfect. They also make barbie with private girl parts and you're supposed to undress them and dress them up again. Who wants to stumble opon a naked barbie doll? These dolls and lots of other dolls are so inappropriate and they should be banned. Barbie can go right down the shoot and so can mattel!
60s-70s Sindy, Patch and Paul are so cute. UK dolls!V 38 Comments
This just crossed the line! Only grown women breast feed, not little girls. This toy has fake boobs that the girl wears, puts the doll on to suck it, and you burp it like a normal baby. Yes, only moms do this. I'm not sure how people like this, or who came up with this in the first place, but whoever those people are are idiots. Plus, why is this Number 13?
Holy crap. THIS IS A THING?! - KingSlayer93316
Name explains it all. - Navylexi
I would really like to know what company made Breast Feeding Baby Doll. - Mii24V 7 Comments
I already made a list of reasons to hate this overrated piece of garbage on my old account so I'm just gonna say this.
I remember using YouTube at an early age (10 years old) and I started to explore the depths of the website. That's when I stumbled upon the Humpty Dumpty ad and it traumatized me ever since.
So yeah, to think that a toy associated with a really disturbing ad has been going on for over 40 years now, I literally have no other words.
People who think Fidget Spinners are worse clearly haven't heard of this or its horrifying Humpty Dumpty advert.
How old are you guys the Humpty Dumpty advert was 1983 the 80s and I loved Kinder Surprise when I was a kid and I had the big Kinder Surprise Easter Egg once.
Doesn't change the fact that it's still a horrible advert associated with a horrible toy regardless of what decade both came out in.
If you people thought this toy couldn't possibly get anymore worse, just check out its satanic Humpty Dumpty advert (though I don't recommend watching it at night).V 7 Comments
Watch out parents, the next tiny ball you might buy for your children could include DATE-RAPE!
This toy is meant for sex offenders.
It makes children choke on itV 1 Comment
What kind of sick parent would buy these for their KIDS? - SheepBuggy
Sounds inappropriate, and SO WRONG.
The kinky alternative to Rock em sock em robots
It looks like a red and blue robot having sex.V 10 Comments
Woah we got an overprotective parent two spaces below me!
Nerf guns are so dangerous because if you shoot a nerf bullet on your eye your eye well come out and I think I have to call the Ambulance
I love these! - CartoonCriticizer
Am I the only one here that likes them?V 20 Comments
Bullies suck fidget spinners are better
I thought this was list about toys, not about spinners. What's so interesting about putting a 3-sided object and spinning with your hand. What are you supposed to do? Watch it and be entertained?! I'd rather watch ferris wheels move at the slowest place possible, because surely that would be more fun that just spinning something ridiculous. Hopefully one day the world will destroy all fidget spinners. - FJS19
Yes I totally agree, these things are SUPER overrated!
Don't worry this toy is obviously a silly fad.V 7 Comments
Who puts uranium in a kids toy?!
Seriously.Uranium Have the creators of this toy gone insane or what
It should be "Urine-ium" - Mii24
These are RADIOACTIVE ☢ - Mii24
It's Lion King porn. Oh god... - Powerfulgirl10
One of the most disgusting toys ever made.
There's nothing wrong with this.. what
Would've been more suitable if this toy came out before 9/11 and it was build the towers. 20th century (whatever year they had been built) to 2000 (the year before 9/11)
God. Did they have to make a 9/11 reference? - Powerfulgirl10
9/11 toys are supposed to be way higher
Sad. A horrible reminder of 9/11.V 6 Comments
SOMEONE FOUND AN Elsa Fashem and forced me to take it, my dog destroyed the rubber (I'm happy now and my dog is fine)
Fash ems Have Toxic Water In Them.
Why on earth is this #12? - Mii24
I've seen many YouTube videos of mashems or fashems. And I've seen many YouTubers complaining that the paint is sticky and sometimes comes offV 1 Comment
They're so disturbing! Who would buy these? - ShopkinsLover
Why the hell? - KingSlayer93316
Cool I think I still have these
In my opinion, these are better than Legos because I grew up with them. (I am going to get a lot of hate for this)
My cousin likes to play with megabloks and to be honest their vehicle's are more detailed then Legos. - NovaSupreme
Think about it. You can build a skyscraper out of Lego without worrying about it collapsing. But with Mega Blocks the skyacraper can collapse easilyV 7 Comments
Light SPEEDERS? I'll tell you this now. Solar Powered toys and car toys don't go well together. It's not even going to go fast. And anything with wheels probably won't work at all in the sun by itself. So kids, just give up.
As if any kid's going to go outside in the sun, and probably get cancer. - SheepBuggy
Solar powered racing cars? What happens here is you have to keep the light shined on it. You make it move a centimetre, then another centimetre, then you throw the damn thing away.
Lolz. didn't know those even existed. BUt they sound stupid - username34V 1 Comment
Perfect way to ruin your company: cannibal dolls.
What were those people thinking when they made a doll that eats plastic food, and can eat hair and fingers? There isn't even an off switch, so maybe that causes death?! Poor guys. Plus, this doll looks creepy.
I feel bad for those people who got hurt because of this deadly toy. I still think Lawn Darts are deadlier. This toy is like a paper shredder that shreds body parts. Thank God I don't have this ugly doll.
They were supposed to eat little plastic foods, but then they started feasting on kids' fingers, toes, and hair, one girl was scalped and killed because of this
There was no off switch, resulting in kids having their hair pulled out and their fingers and toes broken
They're just old dolls with clothing big enough to fit tiny babies, literally. - Anonymousxcxc
I never understood their appeal. The Dolls faces look like Butts with eyes.V 13 Comments
My little sister got one after begging for it for months before Christmas. we finally got it for her and after she made her first batch of centimeter long "cookies," she said it was stupid and never used it once after that. - username34
There is one in our house...we never used it.
Children could put their fingers in the oven to get their cookies out, and they'll burn their poor little fingers. I know kids want to be like their parents, but this isn't safe. And if a kid really wants cookies so badly, won't you just be a good parent and just BUY them cookies?
Easy Bake Is Way Too Dangerous For Kids! They could burn their finger!V 8 Comments
I saw this on a ad the next thing I did was turn off the T.V.
What happens when you turn a great toy franchise like Beyblade into some overly gimmicky, unrelatable pile of junk... Beywarriors and Beyraiderz.
Well, heres the story, I remember seeing it a while back. There was once a line of toy penguins that had a top wooden part (head and arms) put on top of a plastic ball filled with some powder. So one day, a kid decided to tear it apart to see what was inside it and he got a face full of the powder. Apparently, the penguin had many defects along with it besides the powder and the toy company lost a lot of money. - Yatagarasu
What's wrong with toy penguins? Penguins are cute animals, what's wrong with having a toy one? - SheepBuggy
Hey whats wrong with toy penguins? You suck you jerk!
I thing it's referring to the toy penguins that had a bunch of nails and spikes holding it togetherV 2 Comments
I received one and hid it under the couch
They are super weird, a two headed doll is coming in 2016. Seriously!?!? A two headed doll for kids! That pushes it.
I'll give you the answer to why Mommy and Gracie I boxing these all the time: IT'S BECAUSE THEY LIKE THEM AND HAVE AN OPINION. Plus, I don't really like them that much.
They're ugly and once again, it's just girly crap. I was so annoyed when someone gave me this for my birthday. - SheepBuggyV 10 Comments
Yeah, I know. Legos are completely fine, but Lego friends has actually been deemed the worst toy of 2012 on multiple lists. The reason why is not because there is a choking hazard or anything, but because its too girly. for instance, they made a martial arts set for Lego friends and instead of it being normal, everything was bright pink, light blue, some grey, a lot of white, and flowers everywhere, and the person who was the martial artist looked like she just came out of a hair salon or something. Completely steriotypical girly crap. so stupid. - username34
The Lego company tries to make a Lego toy for girls and guess what? There failed! I mean Lego is for creating something imaginative. Not something that looks like a create your own doll house set! That's A REALLY BAD IDEA! So Bottom line, These toys suck.
Seriously Lego? You made could have made a giant space star, or a large tower sculpture, these days you make Lego Barbie mini figures that don't even look like Lego
It's quite fun, actually. That is, if you want them to be tomboys. I don't play with my Lego Friends all the time, but the sets are truly amazing. Like the tour bus. I prefer to keep them as a set, so that it looks cool.V 15 Comments
What the heck is this anyway?
This is a show...
This is an anime - SheepBuggy
T.V. show and toys...
Boring Toys Indeed - penis
McDonalds toys were fine until now, nowadays they just give you piles of plastic. Old ones were great though - SheepBuggy
The old ones were decent, but nowadays, you just get cheap, piles of plastic junk that barely does anything. LAME. - Powerfulgirl10
The old toys were great. Now, they sell plastic junk that is completely useless. - CatacornV 1 Comment
I don't get it why do you have to make a pig fat aren't they already fat like come on and there's a PURPLE HAMBURGER THAT NIS NOT POSSIBLE IN LIFE!
Seriously. Company who made this, get this god damn abomination off the shelves. - SanicHeghog123
This game is so messed up. I don't get why the little kids like this. - Powerfulgirl10
Seriously? First dog and now this!
Stop making gross toys Goliath - TyoshiV 2 Comments
I remember the old spinning tops not Beyblades.
My baby sister is so obsessed with Toy Story 3, that she got two Potato Heads, and Toy Story figures for Christmas. I think the movie and the toys are okay.
LIARS this toy is awesome take it off the list now you put every toy on this list take this off!
What's wrong with this toy? I love these toys! - SheepBuggy
During their escape from the Sunnyside prison in Toy Story 3, Mr. Potato Head used his movable parts to become Mr. Tortilla Head, then Mr. Cucumber Head before Bullseye gave the toy back his plastic potato. - playstationfan66V 3 Comments
The Omnitrix is a cool toy. It belongs to a cartoon character whose name is Ben Tennyson (from Ben 10). Ben 10 is created by Man of Action. Ben 10 is owned by Cartoon Network. - playstationfan66
Man of Action should be called Man of Boringness.
Who put this here? It's the beat toy! - Jay12
I don't see the need for this to be on the list. It wasnt a choking hazard or an inappropriate toy just a cool toy to play withV 1 Comment
He is on earth of the creepiest toys on the planet!
In the retro bookazine.
He scares little kids back in the 80s - andrewteel
All LOL Dolls do is grab your money. The LOL Big Surprise seriously?! Oh, and now they have the Bigger Surprise to grab double the money! The LOL Pets have hairstyles Like girls! Obviously the worst toy craze. Pokemon is so much better than this garbage!
(don't hate me for this) They're really cute! Sometimes, I might break my nails from opening, but I love them! - ShopkinsLover
Mewtwo from Pokémon is cuter than any of the Lol dolls. The big eyes that stare into you soul and the open mouths to these dolls are creepy. Also, the new Fuzzy Pets are covered in fibres which you have to remove in order to see the pet you have, which will trash your home, kids could also breathe the fibres in. Each Lol should get attacked by Mipha from Zelda and her Lightscale Trident 1,000,000 times.
God almost every toy channel love this but why? - TinyToonsGirl45V 1 Comment
A game about dog poop is one thing, huge dangerous toys that pierced a kid's skull among many other separate cases of injuries is worth #1 on this list.
Number 1 glad its banned why did they make it in the first place
What was the creator thinking of creating a game that uses murder weapons.
Why is this 11?!?!?! This should be at least 5!V 4 Comments
Don't judge someone by their looks! Meanie - SheepBuggy
I saw a commercial about them. UGH... just hearing their name makes me shudder!
Sounds pretty stupid
You meant Ugglys Pet Shop?V 1 Comment
If this said Funeral Friends, then that would be sad and inappropriate. These toys are okay.
Lol I thought this was Funeral Friends at first
There is a crapping dog like always... Why...?!
SO many toys involve crapping dogs... I hate people now...!
They're fine, but the pooping pets are just a big no. - Powerfulgirl10V 5 Comments
Their faces are creepy. I have a custom Demi Lovato doll that looks 100000000 times better than Bratz.
Yeah Brat. Thank God these dolls were after my childhood.
Bratz. Name explains it all. - Mii24
This should be either #1 or #2!
Wait... THERE'S TOYS OF THIS?! Oh god why? - KingSlayer93316
Who made this? - KingSlayer93316
OK. Who the hell made this?
They can barely fit in your pocket anymore - TimmyTurner
Remember when Polly Pocket was little. I had Polly Pocket Perfume which was just really a scented bracelet kids perfume, My Little Fairytale. Goldilocks and the three bears Polly Pocket and magical moving.
Usually, toys from fast food restaurants suck.
Kids must have had disabilities if they were recalled for choking on these. a kid with a regular brain wouldn't.
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