Top Ten Worst Toys

The Top Ten

1 Doggy Doo Board Game

What obsession do people have with dogs doing their business?! There are WAY too many movies, books, games, and toys about dog poop and pee. Seriously, Doggie Doo?! You have to collect dog crap! What kind of game is that?! Why would anyone want to collect dog crap in the first place?! Plus, the Get A Life and Rub the Whale thing we're kind of funny. I'm out! This game is crap!

Yes. Its a Board game that includes 4 players who is trying to pick up dog poop with a scooper and who ever gets it wins. Come On Goliath games! Could your board game ideas be any more stupider? I mean first Pop the Pig now this? What's next? Rub the whale? Where you jerkoff the whale and who ever gets blasted in the face losses? Like seriously. And guys. Please add more items on this list.

When I first saw the commercial I thought the company that made it was Get A Life, which they clearly need.

Yes this toy is gross and disgusting - ikerevievs

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2 Baby Wee Wee

This toy is so inappropriate, I think it got banned. Basically it is an anatomically correct doll that drinks water, walks around for a few minutes, and tells you that it needs to pee and holds its crotch. You let it pee into a plastic potty before time runs out sitting down... or STANDING UP. Yes, it has a plastic penis as crooked as Gonzo's nose, just like a website said. I saw a commercial of it, which made my interests of the doll go down a lot less. Thank gosh Baby Alive is more kid-friendly. Another thing, there is another version of this doll that doesn't walk, and has a MOVING PENIS, and there was a DAD in the commercial. Enough said. I'm out.

I don't really think that Baby Alive is kid friendly. There is a baby that eats, and then takes a dump. The worst thing is that you can feed it actual food and it will come out all brown and actually looks realistic. You could probably put it on a rug to prank people. Kind of gross. Also, it only comes with a couple of diapers so you'll need to buy more unless you want it to poop everywhere. - RaccoonCartoon

This is so inappropriate yet it's for 4 year olds! First, they have boy parts and girl parts, you have to pull their pants down and see them. I've always wondered what the pee was. Next, I want to have the toy rated 15 and up.

This toy was recommended for girls, most toys recommended for girls are things like baby dolls, most baby dolls didn't have testicles and they didn't need to go to the bathroom constantly. This will show children what testicles look like, and I'm sure children will do a lot of inappropriate stuff with it. - SheepBuggy

This should have been banned! Sure, it's TECHNICALLY correct about how babies/toddlers go pee. But the doll has a penis! Yep, you heard me correct, the doll has a penis! That's appropriate for kids right?


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3 Pee and Poo Plush Toys

Name explains it. Ugly things that come from butts, vaginas, and penises turn into plush toys. Who came up with that idea?!

Sounds weird. Never heard of it

These toys look so ugly.

Still better than poop EMOJI toys. - RaccoonCartoon

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4 Furby Boom

This thing turns evil and starts chanting voodoo! Once you turn it on it won't stop babbling for like 3 hours the only way to put it to sleep automatically is to pull it's tail for 10 seconds but it wakes up so easily with any sudden movement. My sister's furby went to sleep and never woke up ( we were all happy) most annoying toy EVER!

Its noises are horrible. It could be used as a guard dog thanks to its ability to wake up to any sudden movement. I am not happy they were not blown from existence. They might fool you because of their cute & funny ways but DO NOT FALL FOR IT. You're welcome for this important message to warn you about the ridiculous fiend furby boom

These toys are annoying in many ways. I'll give you 10 reasons:
1. They never shut up.
2. They're too gassy.
3. They don't have an On/Off switch, so they wake up at any sudden movement and they turn off at any time. 4. They say "Blah Blah Blah", which is rude.
5. They make all kinds of annoying sounds.
6. They have different personalities that are annoying.
7. They speak some Furby language.
8. Newer versions have gone downhill.
9. They do whatever they want.
10. It takes long to change the personality depending on what it is.

I can probably come up with more, but this is all I got right now.

I own one of these.
These toys have gotten so annoying that I threw mine in a closet. - wrests

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5 Shopkins

Shopping and Moshi Monsters are different. I agree with that guy who said they were different. Here's what I think: Shopkins are collectible store-bought items that are targeted for girls, and Moshi Monsters are just a video game and have collectibles. The collectible thing is common, while all the other things are different.

Don't hate me, but I absolutely love these toys. Plus, I agree with the guy who said Moshi Monsters and Shopkins are completely different. I don't care if they are a rip off or not. I do wonder how these toys got a lot of stuff that have something to do with them. I also don't think they are ugly, but I did a while back.

Glad you agree. They aren't dangerous at all. l I put dangerous and inappropriate toys on this list

(by the way I am the same guy who said I hate to pop your bubble)

Moshi Monsters have better toys. Moshi Monsters collectables are bigger and come in more variations. Also, the Moshi Monsters playsets are way better than Shopkin's garbage Barbie bootleg houses.

Anyway, enough about Moshi Monsters. You want to hear about my opinion on Shopkins, yes? If not, I don't know why you're still reading this. I actually loved Shopkins when they first came out in 2014. They weren't popular at the time, and I always prefer underrated things over overrated things.

Shopkins came out in series. As of right now, there's series 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and maybe even 7. Trash Packs went up to series 11 before being replaced by The Grossery Gang, so Shopkins has quite a while to go.
Series 1 was gold. The characters were cute, and easy to give names and such. Season 2 was good, too. Season 3.. Meh. They started to lose the grocery store effect. Season 4 and up are just crappy garbage. - RaccoonCartoon

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6 Bump 'Em Hump 'Em Robots

What kind of sick parent would buy these for their KIDS? - SheepBuggy

Sounds inappropriate, and SO WRONG.

The kinky alternative to Rock em sock em robots


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7 Breast Feeding Baby Doll

This just crossed the line! Only grown women breast feed, not little girls. This toy has fake boobs that the girl wears, puts the doll on to suck it, and you burp it like a normal baby. Yes, only moms do this. I'm not sure how people like this, or who came up with this in the first place, but whoever those people are are idiots. Plus, why is this Number 13?

This toy is aimed for 5 year olds.. When I was 5, I had no idea that breast feeding was a thing. The day I saw it on a magazine cover, I instantly learnt what breast feeding was and was disgusted. What kind of 5 year old WANTS boobs anyway? - RaccoonCartoon

Name explains it all. - Navylexi

Oh my god! 6 year olds do NOT need to be breast feedinf. - AnnieCallie

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8 Barbie

Barbie is nothing but a selfish stupid brat. She doesn't care about nature, she wont donate any money, and she's a huge stereotype to women. Many Barbie dolls were banned because they are too inappropriate for kids. The Oreos barbie doll got banned because it was racist and offensive to black people. Barbie is too skinny, it's impossible for someone to be that skinny. I want to kill barbie and if I was a president then I'd ban barbie dolls because they're too stereotypical and dumb - SheepBuggy

Damn chill the hell out sheep. Stop being so damn salty. Seriously it's just a toy. You don't need to be acting like Donald Trump wanting to really ban mexicans. Seriously chill out. - SanicHeghog123

I hate barbie so much and I hate mattel! I want to ban barbie and burn them in a big bonfire! Barbie is a bad example for young children, teaching them to not eat and care about their looks 24/7. It teaches them to have a perfect figure. Barbie is so unrealistic and so stupid, yet so darn popular! WHY?! Mattel makes a walk and potty pup. What is with this world and stupid doggy doo doo toys?! The reason above is perfect. They also make barbie with private girl parts and you're supposed to undress them and dress them up again. Who wants to stumble opon a naked barbie doll? These dolls and lots of other dolls are so inappropriate and they should be banned. Barbie can go right down the shoot and so can mattel!

People say that these toys are bad because they are too skinny. Don't get me wrong, I hate them too, but some people can't help but be skinny. It's basically the same thing as being fat: it's a real problem. Sure, it's worse to be fat. I'm very skinny myself, and am trying hard to get FATTER. No matter how much I eat, I never manage to gain weight. And you know it's gone too far when 8-YEAR-OLDS CAN LIFT YOU UP!

As a guy I'm surprised this would be put on the list and that its in the top ten.

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9 Nerf Guns

Am I the only one here that likes them?

This toy is so boring. Why did people make them in the first place?

Why is this on the list? Sure it can be used for bullying and can pop an eye, but there is a warning for the eyes

There the best!

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10 Fidget Spinners Fidget Spinners

I thought this was list about toys, not about spinners. What's so interesting about putting a 3-sided object and spinning with your hand. What are you supposed to do? Watch it and be entertained?! I'd rather watch ferris wheels move at the slowest place possible, because surely that would be more fun that just spinning something ridiculous. Hopefully one day the world will destroy all fidget spinners. - FJS19

These toys are highly overrated and shall die. - TeamRocket747

Don't worry this toy is obviously a silly fad.

I saw lots of these in 2017 - flaggy0666

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The Contenders

11 Kinder Surprise

These are all the rage on YouTube kids videos nowadays. They're just chocolate eggs with a boring foil picture. the capsules can also be impossible to open sometimes, And also, Most of the toys are cheap plastic rubbish you can forget it in less in ten days. The only thing I like is the SpongeBob toys. Other than that the crap in it is boring. Kinder, step up your game and make more quality toys n quantity junk.

If you people thought this toy couldn't possibly get anymore worse, just check out its satanic Humpty Dumpty advert (though I don't recommend watching it at night). - Aragorn98

They're banned in America. They should be banned in all countries.

You mean this thing has been going strong for 40-something years? What is it that kids see in this awful toy?!

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12 Toy Swords
13 Simba Rafiki Toy

Rafiki is holding poor baby Simba right on his crotch. To make things worst, there's a hump action when you move his tail. - RaccoonCartoon

It's Lion King porn. Oh god... - Powerfulgirl10

One of the most disgusting toys ever made.

There's nothing wrong with this.. what

14 World Trade Center Toy

God. Did they have to make a 9/11 reference? - Powerfulgirl10

9/11 toys are supposed to be way higher

Sad. A horrible reminder of 9/11.

9/11 toy,please place this higher

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15 Littlest Pet Shop Fashems

Fash ems Have Toxic Water In Them.

Why on earth is this #12? - Mii24

I think MLP Fashems are worst. - RaccoonCartoon

If here'd of mlp not lps

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16 Garbage Pail Kids Trading Cards

I thought this was a joke, then I found out they were real. What the hell? - RaccoonCartoon

17 Aqua Dots

These kinds of toys were banned because the liquid was a drug, if I remember correctly. There are also tons of bootlegs of this toy so your kid still has a chance of drinking it. - RaccoonCartoon

Watch out parents, the next tiny ball you might buy for your children could include DATE-RAPE!

They're poisonous.

This toy is meant for sex offenders.

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18 Hot Wheels: Light Speeders

Light SPEEDERS? I'll tell you this now. Solar Powered toys and car toys don't go well together. It's not even going to go fast. And anything with wheels probably won't work at all in the sun by itself. So kids, just give up.

As if any kid's going to go outside in the sun, and probably get cancer. - SheepBuggy

What's the point of it being a solar powered light? You need the sun to make it glow in the first place.. - RaccoonCartoon

How is this any different to other toy plastic cars? well, its supposed to glow... but it has to be in the sun to do so...

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19 Megabloks

Think about it. You can build a skyscraper out of Lego without worrying about it collapsing. But with Mega Blocks the skyacraper can collapse easily

My cousin likes to play with megabloks and to be honest their vehicle's are more detailed then Legos. - NovaSupreme

More like 1 centimeter cubicle

In my opinion, these are better than Legos because I grew up with them. (I am going to get a lot of hate for this)

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20 BeyWarriors

I saw this on a ad the next thing I did was turn off the T.V.

What happens when you turn a great toy franchise like Beyblade into some overly gimmicky, unrelatable pile of junk... Beywarriors and Beyraiderz.

21 Toy Penguin

Well, heres the story, I remember seeing it a while back. There was once a line of toy penguins that had a top wooden part (head and arms) put on top of a plastic ball filled with some powder. So one day, a kid decided to tear it apart to see what was inside it and he got a face full of the powder. Apparently, the penguin had many defects along with it besides the powder and the toy company lost a lot of money. - Yatagarasu

Hey whats wrong with toy penguins? You suck you jerk!

What's wrong with toy penguins? Penguins are cute animals, what's wrong with having a toy one? - SheepBuggy

Oh, I recently found out that there was a large Pingu spinning top (I think it was a bootleg so it wasn't safety tested) and it broke open and it had a giant sharp pin in it. The toy was instantly taken off shelves. Just so nobody is confused. - RaccoonCartoon

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22 Easy Bake

My little sister got one after begging for it for months before Christmas. we finally got it for her and after she made her first batch of centimeter long "cookies," she said it was stupid and never used it once after that. - username34

Children could put their fingers in the oven to get their cookies out, and they'll burn their poor little fingers. I know kids want to be like their parents, but this isn't safe. And if a kid really wants cookies so badly, won't you just be a good parent and just BUY them cookies?

Easy Bake Is Way Too Dangerous For Kids! They could burn their finger!

This toy was banned because it melted fingers, but there are still things like the Queasy Bake Oven and the Lalaloopsy Oven that didn't get banned. - RaccoonCartoon

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23 Monsuno

Yo Kai Watch, and this? What's up with Pokemon bootlegs? - RaccoonCartoon

What the heck is this anyway?

This is a show...

This is an anime - SheepBuggy

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24 Cabbage Patch Kids Doll

What were those people thinking when they made a doll that eats plastic food, and can eat hair and fingers? There isn't even an off switch, so maybe that causes death?! Poor guys. Plus, this doll looks creepy.
I feel bad for those people who got hurt because of this deadly toy. I still think Lawn Darts are deadlier. This toy is like a paper shredder that shreds body parts. Thank God I don't have this ugly doll.

They were supposed to eat little plastic foods, but then they started feasting on kids' fingers, toes, and hair, one girl was scalped and killed because of this
There was no off switch, resulting in kids having their hair pulled out and their fingers and toes broken

They're just old dolls with clothing big enough to fit tiny babies, literally. - Anonymousxcxc

I never understood their appeal. The Dolls faces look like Butts with eyes.

These dolls freak me out

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25 McDonald's toys

McDonalds toys were fine until now, nowadays they just give you piles of plastic. Old ones were great though - SheepBuggy

I feel bad for the sweatshops that used to be forced to make these toys. These toys used to be good, but then they started getting worst and worst. This is about the 16th time they've made Hotwheels car toys and My Little Pony toys! It's so repetitive! - RaccoonCartoon

The old ones were decent, but nowadays, you just get cheap, piles of plastic junk that barely does anything. LAME. - Powerfulgirl10

I have 7 Furby Connects from McDonald's. I named one orange one Amber, the pink one Bubble Gum, the purple one Grape Sauce, the red one Rishon, one blue one Sid, the other orange one Tina and the other blue one Valerie. I wish there was a Furby emoji though... - Mii24

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26 Pop The Pig

I don't get it why do you have to make a pig fat aren't they already fat like come on and there's a PURPLE HAMBURGER THAT NIS NOT POSSIBLE IN LIFE!

27 LEGO Friends

Yeah, I know. Legos are completely fine, but Lego friends has actually been deemed the worst toy of 2012 on multiple lists. The reason why is not because there is a choking hazard or anything, but because its too girly. for instance, they made a martial arts set for Lego friends and instead of it being normal, everything was bright pink, light blue, some grey, a lot of white, and flowers everywhere, and the person who was the martial artist looked like she just came out of a hair salon or something. Completely steriotypical girly crap. so stupid. - username34

The Lego company tries to make a Lego toy for girls and guess what? There failed! I mean Lego is for creating something imaginative. Not something that looks like a create your own doll house set! That's A REALLY BAD IDEA! So Bottom line, These toys suck.

Seriously Lego? You made could have made a giant space star, or a large tower sculpture, these days you make Lego Barbie mini figures that don't even look like Lego

If you knew me, you'd know I hate stereotypes. I'm a girl, when I was younger I wanted pirate ship lego, and other stuff that many would consider ''boyish'' but, guess what? For my birthday I got this instead. I would have more fun building a giant skyscraper instead of a pink-splattered explosion. - RaccoonCartoon

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28 Mr. Potato Head

My baby sister is so obsessed with Toy Story 3, that she got two Potato Heads, and Toy Story figures for Christmas. I think the movie and the toys are okay.

LIARS this toy is awesome take it off the list now you put every toy on this list take this off!

What's wrong with this toy? I love these toys! - SheepBuggy

In my butt - Officialpen

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29 Toy Omnitrix

The Omnitrix is a cool toy. It belongs to a cartoon character whose name is Ben Tennyson (from Ben 10). Ben 10 is created by Man of Action. Ben 10 is owned by Cartoon Network. - playstationfan66

Man of Action should be called Man of Boringness.

I don't see the need for this to be on the list. It wasnt a choking hazard or an inappropriate toy just a cool toy to play with

Who put this here? It's the beat toy! - Jay12

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30 Gooey Louie

Seriously. Company who made this, get this god damn abomination off the shelves. - SanicHeghog123

This game is so messed up. I don't get why the little kids like this. - Powerfulgirl10

Seriously? First dog and now this!

Worst 90s toy.

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31 Beyblades

I remember the old spinning tops not Beyblades.

nooo way

32 Monster High Doll

They are super weird, a two headed doll is coming in 2016. Seriously!?!? A two headed doll for kids! That pushes it.

I'll give you the answer to why Mommy and Gracie I boxing these all the time: IT'S BECAUSE THEY LIKE THEM AND HAVE AN OPINION. Plus, I don't really like them that much.

They're ugly and once again, it's just girly crap. I was so annoyed when someone gave me this for my birthday. - SheepBuggy

These are creepy

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33 Lawn Darts

A game about dog poop is one thing, huge dangerous toys that pierced a kid's skull among many other separate cases of injuries is worth #1 on this list.

Number 1 glad its banned why did they make it in the first place

What was the creator thinking of creating a game that uses murder weapons.

It was extremely dangerous. - Catacorn

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34 Furreal Friends

If this said Funeral Friends, then that would be sad and inappropriate. These toys are okay.

Lol I thought this was Funeral Friends at first

There is a crapping dog like always... Why...?!

SO many toys involve crapping dogs... I hate people now...!

The only thing I have from FurReal Friends is a little bunny 🐰 that, when you press its back, wiggles its tail and nods its head for a few seconds - Mii24

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35 Pokeball containers from Burger King

Usually, toys from fast food restaurants suck.

Kids must have had disabilities if they were recalled for choking on these. a kid with a regular brain wouldn't.

36 Ugly Snugglies

Don't judge someone by their looks! Meanie - SheepBuggy

I saw a commercial about them. UGH... just hearing their name makes me shudder!

Sounds pretty stupid

Sounds ugly - Officialpen

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37 Talking Lost Galaxy Power Rangers
38 LEGO Elves

It sucks I hate girl toys my sister doesn't care about them

Decent because they are still Lego. - Mii24

39 Bratz

Yeah Brat. Thank God these dolls were after my childhood.

Bratz. Name explains it all. - Mii24

40 Little Sprouts
41 The Emoji Movie Toys
42 Giant Microbes Ebola Virus Plush Toy

OK. Who the hell made this?

43 Milky the Milking Cow
44 Polly Pocket

Remember when Polly Pocket was little. I had Polly Pocket Perfume which was just really a scented bracelet kids perfume, My Little Fairytale. Goldilocks and the three bears Polly Pocket and magical moving.

45 Crary Chicken
46 Dak Ralter Minifigure
47 LEGO Gods

I mean were the hell was that supposed to go most people haven't even seen the religious hate so they took it of shelves.

Never heard of it. Sounds weird.

Decent because they are still Lego. - Mii24

48 Atomic Energy Lab

Who puts uranium in a kids toy?!

Seriously.Uranium Have the creators of this toy gone insane or what

It should be "Urine-ium" - Mii24

These are RADIOACTIVE ☢ - Mii24

49 Light Speeders
50 Kite Tube

Kite Tube is like a water drag racing car. If it lose controls it can crash out the water and kill the person racing in it or siply topple over and drown the person

Never heard of this before, but I think it's like the にっ" (Nikko) - Mii24

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