Top Ten Worst Toys
The Top Ten
What obsession do people have with dogs doing their business?! There are WAY too many movies, books, games, and toys about dog poop and pee. Seriously, Doggie Doo?! You have to collect dog crap! What kind of game is that?! Why would anyone want to collect dog crap in the first place?! Plus, the Get A Life and Rub the Whale thing we're kind of funny. I'm out! This game is crap!
Yes. Its a Board game that includes 4 players who is trying to pick up dog poop with a scooper and who ever gets it wins. Come On Goliath games! Could your board game ideas be any more stupider? I mean first Pop the Pig now this? What's next? Rub the whale? Where you jerkoff the whale and who ever gets blasted in the face losses? Like seriously. And guys. Please add more items on this list.
When I first saw the commercial I thought the company that made it was Get A Life, which they clearly need.
Yes this toy is gross and disgusting - ikerevievsV 10 Comments
This toy is so inappropriate, I think it got banned. Basically it is an anatomically correct doll that drinks water, walks around for a few minutes, and tells you that it needs to pee and holds its crotch. You let it pee into a plastic potty before time runs out sitting down... or STANDING UP. Yes, it has a plastic penis as crooked as Gonzo's nose, just like a website said. I saw a commercial of it, which made my interests of the doll go down a lot less. Thank gosh Baby Alive is more kid-friendly. Another thing, there is another version of this doll that doesn't walk, and has a MOVING PENIS, and there was a DAD in the commercial. Enough said. I'm out.
This is so inappropriate yet it's for 4 year olds! First, they have boy parts and girl parts, you have to pull their pants down and see them. I've always wondered what the pee was. Next, I want to have the toy rated 15 and up.
This toy was recommended for girls, most toys recommended for girls are things like baby dolls, most baby dolls didn't have testicles and they didn't need to go to the bathroom constantly. This will show children what testicles look like, and I'm sure children will do a lot of inappropriate stuff with it. - SheepBuggy
This should have been banned! Sure, it's TECHNICALLY correct about how babies/toddlers go pee. But the doll has a penis! Yep, you heard me correct, the doll has a penis! That's appropriate for kids right?
ABSOLUTELY NOT! - RaeMarie
Name explains it. Ugly things that come from butts, vaginas, and penises turn into plush toys. Who came up with that idea?!
Sounds weird. Never heard of it
These toys look so ugly.
Whenever I got to the mall there's always a store with a plush turd. Always. And yet people buy these? - PopsiclesV 6 Comments
This thing turns evil and starts chanting voodoo! Once you turn it on it won't stop babbling for like 3 hours the only way to put it to sleep automatically is to pull it's tail for 10 seconds but it wakes up so easily with any sudden movement. My sister's furby went to sleep and never woke up ( we were all happy) most annoying toy EVER!
Its noises are horrible. It could be used as a guard dog thanks to its ability to wake up to any sudden movement. I am not happy they were not blown from existence. They might fool you because of their cute & funny ways but DO NOT FALL FOR IT. You're welcome for this important message to warn you about the ridiculous fiend furby boom
These toys are annoying in many ways. I'll give you 10 reasons:
1. They never shut up.
2. They're too gassy.
3. They don't have an On/Off switch, so they wake up at any sudden movement and they turn off at any time. 4. They say "Blah Blah Blah", which is rude.
5. They make all kinds of annoying sounds.
6. They have different personalities that are annoying.
7. They speak some Furby language.
8. Newer versions have gone downhill.
9. They do whatever they want.
10. It takes long to change the personality depending on what it is.
I can probably come up with more, but this is all I got right now.
I own one of these.
These toys have gotten so annoying that I threw mine in a closet. - wrests
These plastic wastes are infecting every children's store. I have no idea how a crappy piece of food toy that looks like its arms and nose were bitten off by a rabid monkey can get to the top of an empire of toys. The fanbase is pretty much a bunch of irate 10 year olds who shove their parents into the nearest Toys R Us to gat a 12 pack of these tiny dog poisoners, and make pointless crossovers with Barbie or Elsa with Youtube Capture. then they will go on a manhunt for you if you say anything that they disagree with. Another problem is how much they cost. a normal 12 pack costs 12$, Season 5 has 140 Shopkins (including recolored versions of already existing characters.) 12 x 12 = 144, there are 5 seasons of Shopkins, 5 x 144 = 720$ worth of Shopkins. And that isn't counting the duplicates that you get as well. This goes the same for a lot of Moose's toys as well. Shopkins, in a whole, is an empire of dead-eyed plastic blobs, that want to take over the market and shove their terrible ...more
Shopping and Moshi Monsters are different. I agree with that guy who said they were different. Here's what I think: Shopkins are collectible store-bought items that are targeted for girls, and Moshi Monsters are just a video game and have collectibles. The collectible thing is common, while all the other things are different.
Don't hate me, but I absolutely love these toys. Plus, I agree with the guy who said Moshi Monsters and Shopkins are completely different. I don't care if they are a rip off or not. I do wonder how these toys got a lot of stuff that have something to do with them. I also don't think they are ugly, but I did a while back.
Shopkins are just dumb food with faces. Period. End of story.V 35 Comments
What kind of sick parent would buy these for their KIDS? - SheepBuggy
Sounds inappropriate, and SO WRONG.
The kinky alternative to Rock em sock em robots
...WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!?V 9 Comments
This just crossed the line! Only grown women breast feed, not little girls. This toy has fake boobs that the girl wears, puts the doll on to suck it, and you burp it like a normal baby. Yes, only moms do this. I'm not sure how people like this, or who came up with this in the first place, but whoever those people are are idiots. Plus, why is this Number 13?
Name explains it all. - Navylexi
I would really like to know what company made Breast Feeding Baby Doll. - Mii24
Oh my god! 6 year olds do NOT need to be breast feedinf. - AnnieCallieV 6 Comments
Barbie is nothing but a selfish stupid brat. She doesn't care about nature, she wont donate any money, and she's a huge stereotype to women. Many Barbie dolls were banned because they are too inappropriate for kids. The Oreos barbie doll got banned because it was racist and offensive to black people. Barbie is too skinny, it's impossible for someone to be that skinny. I want to kill barbie and if I was a president then I'd ban barbie dolls because they're too stereotypical and dumb - SheepBuggy
Damn chill the hell out sheep. Stop being so damn salty. Seriously it's just a toy. You don't need to be acting like Donald Trump wanting to really ban mexicans. Seriously chill out. - SanicHeghog123
I hate barbie so much and I hate mattel! I want to ban barbie and burn them in a big bonfire! Barbie is a bad example for young children, teaching them to not eat and care about their looks 24/7. It teaches them to have a perfect figure. Barbie is so unrealistic and so stupid, yet so darn popular! WHY?! Mattel makes a walk and potty pup. What is with this world and stupid doggy doo doo toys?! The reason above is perfect. They also make barbie with private girl parts and you're supposed to undress them and dress them up again. Who wants to stumble opon a naked barbie doll? These dolls and lots of other dolls are so inappropriate and they should be banned. Barbie can go right down the shoot and so can mattel!
People say that these toys are bad because they are too skinny. Don't get me wrong, I hate them too, but some people can't help but be skinny. It's basically the same thing as being fat: it's a real problem. Sure, it's worse to be fat. I'm very skinny myself, and am trying hard to get FATTER. No matter how much I eat, I never manage to gain weight. And you know it's gone too far when 8-YEAR-OLDS CAN LIFT YOU UP!
she bragsV 36 Comments
Am I the only one here that likes them?
This toy is so boring. Why did people make them in the first place?
Why is this on the list? Sure it can be used for bullying and can pop an eye, but there is a warning for the eyes
There the best!V 17 Comments
I thought this was list about toys, not about spinners. What's so interesting about putting a 3-sided object and spinning with your hand. What are you supposed to do? Watch it and be entertained?! I'd rather watch ferris wheels move at the slowest place possible, because surely that would be more fun that just spinning something ridiculous. Hopefully one day the world will destroy all fidget spinners. - FJS19
These toys are highly overrated and shall die. - TeamRocket747
Don't worry this toy is obviously a silly fad.
Yes I totally agree, these things are SUPER overrated!V 6 Comments
If you people thought this toy couldn't possibly get anymore worse, just check out its satanic Humpty Dumpty advert (though I don't recommend watching it at night). - Aragorn98
These are all the rage on YouTube kids videos nowadays. They're just chocolate eggs with a boring foil picture. the capsules can also be impossible to open sometimes, And also, Most of the toys are cheap plastic rubbish you can forget it in less in ten days. The only thing I like is the SpongeBob toys. Other than that the crap in it is boring. Kinder, step up your game and make more quality toys n quantity junk.
Aragorn98's comment is so spot on. I seriously can't believe a toy that's associated with a creepy demon-possessed Humpty Dumpty is sold in other countries. I really don't feel comfortable that foreign people have to see this thing sold in stores. But will God do anything about it? Nope! - GodIsHell
Even though I have Trump in my country, I'm honestly proud to be an American because these things aren't sold in the US. - DarkMatter1997V 5 Comments
It's Lion King porn. Oh god... - Powerfulgirl10
One of the most disgusting toys ever made.
There's nothing wrong with this.. what
God. Did they have to make a 9/11 reference? - Powerfulgirl10
9/11 toys are supposed to be way higher
Sad. A horrible reminder of 9/11.
9/11 toy,please place this higherV 5 Comments
Fash ems Have Toxic Water In Them.
Why on earth is this #12? - Mii24
I've seen many YouTube videos of mashems or fashems. And I've seen many YouTubers complaining that the paint is sticky and sometimes comes off
If here'd of mlp not lps
Watch out parents, the next tiny ball you might buy for your children could include DATE-RAPE!
It makes children choke on it
This toy is meant for sex offenders.V 1 Comment
Light SPEEDERS? I'll tell you this now. Solar Powered toys and car toys don't go well together. It's not even going to go fast. And anything with wheels probably won't work at all in the sun by itself. So kids, just give up.
As if any kid's going to go outside in the sun, and probably get cancer. - SheepBuggy
Solar powered racing cars? What happens here is you have to keep the light shined on it. You make it move a centimetre, then another centimetre, then you throw the damn thing away.
How is this any different to other toy plastic cars? well, its supposed to glow... but it has to be in the sun to do so...V 1 Comment
Think about it. You can build a skyscraper out of Lego without worrying about it collapsing. But with Mega Blocks the skyacraper can collapse easily
My cousin likes to play with megabloks and to be honest their vehicle's are more detailed then Legos. - NovaSupreme
More like 1 centimeter cubicle
In my opinion, these are better than Legos because I grew up with them. (I am going to get a lot of hate for this)V 6 Comments
I saw this on a ad the next thing I did was turn off the T.V.
What happens when you turn a great toy franchise like Beyblade into some overly gimmicky, unrelatable pile of junk... Beywarriors and Beyraiderz.
My little sister got one after begging for it for months before Christmas. we finally got it for her and after she made her first batch of centimeter long "cookies," she said it was stupid and never used it once after that. - username34
Children could put their fingers in the oven to get their cookies out, and they'll burn their poor little fingers. I know kids want to be like their parents, but this isn't safe. And if a kid really wants cookies so badly, won't you just be a good parent and just BUY them cookies?
Easy Bake Is Way Too Dangerous For Kids! They could burn their finger!
There is one in our house...we never used it.V 8 Comments
Well, heres the story, I remember seeing it a while back. There was once a line of toy penguins that had a top wooden part (head and arms) put on top of a plastic ball filled with some powder. So one day, a kid decided to tear it apart to see what was inside it and he got a face full of the powder. Apparently, the penguin had many defects along with it besides the powder and the toy company lost a lot of money. - Yatagarasu
Hey whats wrong with toy penguins? You suck you jerk!
What's wrong with toy penguins? Penguins are cute animals, what's wrong with having a toy one? - SheepBuggy
I thing it's referring to the toy penguins that had a bunch of nails and spikes holding it togetherV 2 Comments
What the heck is this anyway?
This is a show...
This is an anime - SheepBuggy
T.V. show and toys...
What were those people thinking when they made a doll that eats plastic food, and can eat hair and fingers? There isn't even an off switch, so maybe that causes death?! Poor guys. Plus, this doll looks creepy.
I feel bad for those people who got hurt because of this deadly toy. I still think Lawn Darts are deadlier. This toy is like a paper shredder that shreds body parts. Thank God I don't have this ugly doll.
They were supposed to eat little plastic foods, but then they started feasting on kids' fingers, toes, and hair, one girl was scalped and killed because of this
There was no off switch, resulting in kids having their hair pulled out and their fingers and toes broken
They're just old dolls with clothing big enough to fit tiny babies, literally. - Anonymousxcxc
I never understood their appeal. The Dolls faces look like Butts with eyes.
These dolls freak me outV 12 Comments
McDonalds toys were fine until now, nowadays they just give you piles of plastic. Old ones were great though - SheepBuggy
The old ones were decent, but nowadays, you just get cheap, piles of plastic junk that barely does anything. LAME. - Powerfulgirl10
The old toys were great. Now, they sell plastic junk that is completely useless. - Catacorn
Boring Toys Indeed - penisV 1 Comment
I don't get it why do you have to make a pig fat aren't they already fat like come on and there's a PURPLE HAMBURGER THAT NIS NOT POSSIBLE IN LIFE!
Yeah, I know. Legos are completely fine, but Lego friends has actually been deemed the worst toy of 2012 on multiple lists. The reason why is not because there is a choking hazard or anything, but because its too girly. for instance, they made a martial arts set for Lego friends and instead of it being normal, everything was bright pink, light blue, some grey, a lot of white, and flowers everywhere, and the person who was the martial artist looked like she just came out of a hair salon or something. Completely steriotypical girly crap. so stupid. - username34
The Lego company tries to make a Lego toy for girls and guess what? There failed! I mean Lego is for creating something imaginative. Not something that looks like a create your own doll house set! That's A REALLY BAD IDEA! So Bottom line, These toys suck.
Seriously Lego? You made could have made a giant space star, or a large tower sculpture, these days you make Lego Barbie mini figures that don't even look like Lego
Why is this even on the list? Even though I'm a man, I still love Lego Friends because it's still Lego. - Mii24V 15 Comments
My baby sister is so obsessed with Toy Story 3, that she got two Potato Heads, and Toy Story figures for Christmas. I think the movie and the toys are okay.
LIARS this toy is awesome take it off the list now you put every toy on this list take this off!
What's wrong with this toy? I love these toys! - SheepBuggy
In my butt - OfficialpenV 3 Comments
The Omnitrix is a cool toy. It belongs to a cartoon character whose name is Ben Tennyson (from Ben 10). Ben 10 is created by Man of Action. Ben 10 is owned by Cartoon Network. - playstationfan66
Man of Action should be called Man of Boringness.
I don't see the need for this to be on the list. It wasnt a choking hazard or an inappropriate toy just a cool toy to play with
Who put this here? It's the beat toy! - Jay12V 1 Comment
Seriously. Company who made this, get this god damn abomination off the shelves. - SanicHeghog123
This game is so messed up. I don't get why the little kids like this. - Powerfulgirl10
Seriously? First dog and now this!
Worst 90s toy.V 2 Comments
I remember the old spinning tops not Beyblades.
They are super weird, a two headed doll is coming in 2016. Seriously!?!? A two headed doll for kids! That pushes it.
I'll give you the answer to why Mommy and Gracie I boxing these all the time: IT'S BECAUSE THEY LIKE THEM AND HAVE AN OPINION. Plus, I don't really like them that much.
They're ugly and once again, it's just girly crap. I was so annoyed when someone gave me this for my birthday. - SheepBuggy
These are creepyV 9 Comments
A game about dog poop is one thing, huge dangerous toys that pierced a kid's skull among many other separate cases of injuries is worth #1 on this list.
Number 1 glad its banned why did they make it in the first place
What was the creator thinking of creating a game that uses murder weapons.
It was extremely dangerous. - CatacornV 4 Comments
If this said Funeral Friends, then that would be sad and inappropriate. These toys are okay.
Lol I thought this was Funeral Friends at first
There is a crapping dog like always... Why...?!
SO many toys involve crapping dogs... I hate people now...!
The only thing I have from FurReal Friends is a little bunny 🐰 that, when you press its back, wiggles its tail and nods its head for a few seconds - Mii24V 5 Comments
This should be either #1 or #2!
OK. Who the hell made this?
Usually, toys from fast food restaurants suck.
Kids must have had disabilities if they were recalled for choking on these. a kid with a regular brain wouldn't.
WHAT! Why was this put on this list. They are awesome and so much fun!
Ripoff of kinder surprise.
No it's a toy called blind box/bag where you open a box/bag with a toy inside - Tyoshi
AH! WHY IS THIS ON THE LIST IT IS LIKE THE BEST DAMN TOY EVERR!
Don't judge someone by their looks! Meanie - SheepBuggy
I saw a commercial about them. UGH... just hearing their name makes me shudder!
Sounds pretty stupid
Sounds ugly - OfficialpenV 1 Comment
It sucks I hate girl toys my sister doesn't care about them
Decent because they are still Lego. - Mii24
Yeah Brat. Thank God these dolls were after my childhood.
Bratz. Name explains it all. - Mii24
Remember when Polly Pocket was little. I had Polly Pocket Perfume which was just really a scented bracelet kids perfume, My Little Fairytale. Goldilocks and the three bears Polly Pocket and magical moving.
I mean were the hell was that supposed to go most people haven't even seen the religious hate so they took it of shelves.
Never heard of it. Sounds weird.
Decent because they are still Lego. - Mii24
Who puts uranium in a kids toy?!
Seriously.Uranium Have the creators of this toy gone insane or what
It should be "Urine-ium" - Mii24
These are RADIOACTIVE ☢ - Mii24
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