Top 10 Worst Inventions

The Top Ten
1 Hair in a Can

Hair in a can in a pickle jar filled with pickles and scraps of metal and baseballs and toenail clippings surrounding it and a cheeseburger on top of the red lid with paint dripping from it and a dead bug slime sticking to the glass

This needs to be #2. Cigarettes are much worse.

Seriously? This is a thing?

Hair in a can really

2 Cigarette

Smoking kills. Cigarettes should be banned and we must save the people who have been tempted to use them. Smoking should be illegal. Autotune, hair in a can, diet water...they might be pretty bad (I think hair in a can is so bad and funny it's good), but do they have toxic chemicals that can kill you and severely affect your body? NO!

Absolutely. I smoked for longer than I care to remember, gave it up & I've craved nicotine ever since. The craving never leaves you. It's more addictive than alcohol.

How is Autotune, Diet water, and hair in a can above this? Sure, those things are stupid, but they don't have multiple chemicals and can KILL you! If it where up to me, cigarettes would be banned.

Everyone in my high school smokes cigarettes. Sadly, I am the only non smoker left in the school. I hope TheTopTenners don't smoke cigarettes.

3 Auto-Tune

It's not fair. People long ago spent years training to get their voice perfect. Now, a little baby can sound like the Next Big Thing

Now you can sound like daft punk for just 2 dollars

Yeah, its abused to death..

4 Diet Water

Water is already 0 calories and fat, so why make diet? You can tell this is a cash grab right away. I've never seen one, but it's probably just normal water, except with plastic around it saying "Diet".

I didn't even know this existed until now. How is it even diet though. Last time I checked, H20 isdrank by people on diets,and also had no carbs,calories, or fat in it. I'm sure an idiot invented this.

Water is basicly something you drink ON a diet, it's not logicly possible to make diet water?

Diet water?!? Water has no salt or shuger

Laugh out loud really though! And... I'm pretty sure it's spelled sugar...

5 Doggy Doo Game

And Gooey Louie. Pull the bogies out of his nose till his brain pops out of his head.

This should be #1 or #2

6 HeadOn Topical Headache Treatment
7 Makeup for Dogs

Animal cruelty in the age of machines

8 Virtual Boy
9 Grey Colored Pencil

You could use it for both colouring in and writing. Doesn’t seem too bad.

10 Puppy Pocket Jacket Organizer
The Contenders
11 Inflatable Dartboard

Haha! The quickest game of darts in history!

12 Portable Sauna
13 The Butter Stick

I prefer spreading it with a knife to be honest.

14 Toilet Roll Hat

You could just keep tissues in your pocket, which would be better, so at least you don't get laughed at by mean people. MADDEST YET...

Are you worried that your cubicle may not have any toilet paper? Then why not wear one on your head?

It just looks RIDICULOUS! Why can't you just keep tissues in your pocket, for god's sake!

15 Segway

The guy who made it died by falling off a cliff on one I mean come on! ( look it up)

Wall-e is getting absurdly closer to reality

16 Battery-powered Battery Charger

WOOW. The person who made this is stupid.

What if you want to charge your tablet but your charger's battery is dead? Simple. Use the battery charger charger LOL.

17 iPhone Fingers
18 Pay Toilet

Yeah. Pay toilets are for people who basically fish more money.
*Cough, Cough* Mr. Krabs

Whoever invented these is greedier than Mr. Krabs.

Should be in the top 2

It’s a human right, why should we pay?

19 Lap Pillow
20 V-Smile
21 Plastic Grocery Bag

They are bad for planet Earth.

22 Sandwich in Can

I've seen these. The idea is just weird and they look revolting!

23 Spam Meat

So bad that Monty Python did a whole segment about it

24 Powdered Water

This is actually a scientific invention! The first powdered liquid! It will help 3rd world countries and donations, because you don't have to worry about mold getting in the water, or people peeing in it.

25 Pedal Powered Wheelchair

An awesome invention by the Salvador Dali Corp

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