Top 10 Worst Inventions

The Top Ten

1 Cigarette

Smoking kills. Cigarettes should be banned and we must save the people who have been tempted to use them. Smoking should be illegal. Autotune, hair in a can, diet water...they might be pretty bad (I think hair in a can is so bad and funny it's good), but do they have toxic chemicals that can kill you and severely affect your body? NO!

Absolutely. I smoked for longer than I care to remember, gave it up & I've craved nicotine ever since. The craving never leaves you. It's more addictive than alcohol.

Everyone in my high school smokes cigarettes. Sadly, I am the only non smoker left in the school. I hope TheTopTenners don't smoke cigarettes.

WHAT? How is this not in the list? This is something that kills people if used. Get it to number 1!

2 Hair in a Can

Hair in a can in a pickle jar filled with pickles and scraps of metal and baseballs and toenail clippings surrounding it and a cheeseburger on top of the red lid with paint dripping from it and a dead bug slime sticking to the glass

Seriously? This is a thing?

This needs to be #2. Cigarettes are much worse.

Hair in a can really

3 Auto-Tune

It's not fair. People long ago spent years training to get their voice perfect. Now, a little baby can sound like the Next Big Thing

Yeah, its abused to death..

Now you can sound like daft punk for just 2 dollars

4 Diet Water

Water is already 0 calories and fat, so why make diet? You can tell this is a cash grab right away. I've never seen one, but it's probably just normal water, except with plastic around it saying "Diet". - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Diet water?!? Water has no salt or shuger

Laugh out loud really though! And... I'm pretty sure it's spelled sugar...

Water is basicly something you drink ON a diet, it's not logicly possible to make diet water?

I didn't even know this existed until now. How is it even diet though. Last time I checked, H20 isdrank by people on diets,and also had no carbs,calories, or fat in it. I'm sure an idiot invented this. - Skullkid755

5 Doggy Doo Game

And Gooey Louie. Pull the bogies out of his nose till his brain pops out of his head.

This should be #1 or #2

6 Makeup for Dogs

Animal cruelty in the age of machines

7 HeadOn Topical Headache Treatment
8 Inflatable Dartboard

Haha! The quickest game of darts in history! - Britgirl

9 Grey Colored Pencil
10 Virtual Boy

The Contenders

11 Puppy Pocket Jacket Organizer
12 Segway

The guy who made it died by falling off a cliff on one I mean come on! ( look it up)

Wall-e is getting absurdly closer to reality

13 Portable Sauna
14 The Butter Stick
15 Toilet Roll Hat

It just looks RIDICULOUS! Why can't you just keep tissues in your pocket, for god's sake!

You could just keep tissues in your pocket, which would be better, so at least you don't get laughed at by mean people. MADDEST YET...

16 Battery-powered Battery Charger

WOOW. The person who made this is stupid. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What if you want to charge your tablet but your charger's battery is dead? Simple. Use the battery charger charger lol lol lol lol lol lol lol. l - Skullkid755

17 iPhone Fingers
18 Pay Toilet

Yeah. Pay toilets are for people who basically fish more money.
*Cough, Cough* Mr. Krabs

Should be in the top 2

Whoever invented these is greedier than Mr. Krabs.

Pay to piss

19 Lap Pillow
20 V-Smile
21 Plastic Grocery Bag

They are bad for planet Earth.

22 Sandwich in Can

I've seen these. The idea is just weird and they look revolting! - PositronWildhawk

23 Spam Meat

So bad that Monty Python did a whole segment about it

24 Powdered Water

This is actually a scientific invention! The first powdered liquid! It will help 3rd world countries and donations, because you don't have to worry about mold getting in the water, or people peeing in it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

25 Pedal Powered Wheelchair

An awesome invention by the Salvador Dali Corp

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