Top 10 WTF Moments in the Parappa the Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy Series

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The Top Ten

1 After School Sale - Um Jammer Lammy
2 Romantic Karate - Parappa The Rapper 2
3 Fright Flight - Um Jammer Lammy
4 Bathroom Rap - Parappa The Rapper
5 Paul Chuck threatening to murder Lammy with a chainsaw - Um Jammer Lammy
6 Getting COOL mode on any stage as Parappa - All three games
7 Lammy using a chainsaw as a guitar in order to carve yet another perfectly shaped (fully functional wooden electric) guitar out of a nearby tree - Um Jammer Lammy
8 Chop Chop Master "Filthy Disgusting Hobo" Onion - Um Jammer Lammy
9 Not being able to play as Lammy - Parappa The Rapper 2
10 Hair Scare - Parappa The Rapper 2

The Contenders

11 "Dojo, casino; it's all in the mind" - Um Jammer Lammy
12 Parappa smooching PJ warmly during Romantic Karate - Parappa The Rapper 2
13 Parappa crawling inside Lammy's ear canal and having sex with her brain - Um Jammer Lammy

"Does disturbing fanfiction count as canon? "
"No, Patrick, disturbing fanfiction does not count as canon."

14 Suddenly growing as big as Planet Earth itself during the Guru Ant stage - Parappa The Rapper 2
15 Flying up into outer space during Fright Flight - Um Jammer Lammy
16 Noodle hair - Parappa The Rapper 2
17 The title - Um Jammer Lammy
18 Lammy with an afro - Parappa The Rapper 2
19 Chop Chop Master Onion dabbing - Parappa The Rapper 2 and Um Jammer Lammy
20 Hairdresser Octopus having his tentacles operate as his hair - Parappa The Rapper 2
21 Katy tossing Lammy's guitar all the way around the entire planet and then finally to her - Um Jammer Lammy
22 Lammy molding a baby into the shape of a guitar and then using it as one - Um Jammer Lammy
23 Parappa cooking seafood cake - Parappa The Rapper
24 The credits music - Um Jammer Lammy
25 Joe Chin's 10,000-pound laptop computer - Um Jammer Lammy
26 Joe Chin describing the meaning behind his two-hundred-story cake - Parappa The Rapper
27 Lammy ripping the flightstick right out of the dashboard of an airplane cockpit, then somehow putting it back in and using it as a guitar - Um Jammer Lammy
28 Lammy landing Fussenpepper's airplane by crashing it right into the middle of a fully-packed drive-in movie theatre parking lot - Um Jammer Lammy
29 Lammy accidentally getting guitars confused with automobiles - Um Jammer Lammy
30 Cooking crack in Cheap Cheap's stage - Parappa The Rapper

STOP.

31 Guru Ant's ridiculously deep and sexy jazz voice - Parappa The Rapper 2
32 Military training with bicycles, jump ropes and roller skates...and an anthropomorphic moose woman wearing a tutu - Parappa The Rapper 2
33 Finding out that Lammy is actually supposed to be a lamb, hence the name - Um Jammer Lammy
34 "CASINO IN MY HAIR" - Um Jammer Lammy
35 Chief Puddle being voiced by Isaac Hayes from South Park - Um Jammer Lammy
36 Learning how much of a jerk Parappa's voice actor actually is - Parappa The Rapper
37 Being flung backward through time and space itself in the American version - Um Jammer Lammy
38 "YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM EVERY GAME" - Um Jammer Lammy
39 Toasty Buns - Parappa The Rapper 2
40 Lammy teleporting herself out of hell and back into the real world by putting herself through a photocopier - Um Jammer Lammy
41 Cathy Pillar's pink, candy-filled bubblegum vomit, as well as her voice and the fact that she also has boobs for some reason - Um Jammer Lammy
42 Parappa's version of Taste Of Teriyaki - Um Jammer Lammy
43 Trying to figure out how the game actually wants you to play Taste Of Teriyaki and Power On Power Off in versus mode - Um Jammer Lammy
44 "I been working here ever since my mama was a baby" - Parappa The Rapper
45 Trying to play Baby Baby without knowing how to freestyle - Um Jammer Lammy
46 Trying to play Cheap Cheap's rap in general - Parappa The Rapper
47 Trying to play the Bathroom Rap without knowing how to freestyle - Parappa The Rapper
48 Noodles Can't Be Beat - Parappa The Rapper 2
49 "MY BABY! MY BABY'S STILL INSIDE! (line delivered by an anthropomorphic thermos)" - Um Jammer Lammy
50 Literally EVERY single place Lammy goes to having AT LEAST one casino-related thing in it (yes, even the nursery) - Um Jammer Lammy
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