Top 10 Best Moments from the Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling Trailer

xandermartin98
If you don't think that this upcoming special looks amazing after seeing THIS trailer,

I quite honestly don't know what to tell you (let's hope that it's a success popularity-wise as well)
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The Top Ten

1 Eldritch Tentacle-Monster Filburt

Flying Spaghetti Monster, step aside; I've got a brand-spanking NEW thing to worship now - xandermartin98

2 Filburt wildly running around in circles in Rocko's front lawn and yelling "LET'S FROLIC INNOCENTLY IN NATURE" at the tops of his lungs in his classic stereotypically Jewish voice (AND in the 2010s, no less)

If I really need to explain why this is funny, you clearly have no idea what Filburt's voice sounds like - xandermartin98

3 Rocko sees what his hometown looks like now and says "I don't think we're in the 1990s anymore" even though the original show looked more like it was set in the 1950s
4 When it makes fun of how Apple seemingly releases a new version of the iPhone and iPad literally every minute

Honestly, it really isn't terribly far off

Also, the whole bringing-back of Rocko's classic "eye-popping" wild take was a very nice touch as well; to say the least, it (bites jaw painfully tightly to prevent self from laughing) warmed the cockles of my heart immensely - xandermartin98

5 Filburt and Heffer drink radioactive Monster energy drink and grow giant muscular arms from their chests, which they then high-five each other with (meanwhile, Rocko is skeletonized)

See? I TOLD you that the show's dialogue/humor writers always favored Heffer and Filburt the most - xandermartin98

6 The ending section of the original show's intro being re-created frame-by-frame for the end part of the trailer

Now THAT right there was a hoot alright - xandermartin98

7 Heffer and Filburt ordering "pizza tacos", "wiener tacos" and "taco-inside-of-taco tacos" at the local food truck

Meanwhile, Rocko orders "FOOD POISONING! "

Relevant because of a certain food stand at the recent San Antonio parade that featured multitudes upon multitudes of such wonderfully healthy, tasteful and sophisticated delicacies as "gaider on a stey-eck (gator on a stick)" and "dape-frodd Oray-O's (deep-fried Oreos)"

Speaking of sticks, please give me a second to remove mine from my buttocks - xandermartin98

8 "The 21st century is a very dangerous century"

Well, at least Rocko didn't make another one o' them stay-you-pid Trump jokes - xandermartin98

9 Really Really Big Man: Dawn Of Justice

Now officially sponsored by Turkish Airlines, just in case you might have been wondering - xandermartin98

10 Comic-book-processing machine

Should have been a comic book MOVIE processing machine instead, but I digress

(in other news, Avengers Infinity War is easily one of THE best mainstream films to come out in a LONG time; its rather unique quality of actually being strikingly, amazingly GOOD rather than just blandly and boringly OKAY, however, is a very, VERY rare exception of the general rule when it comes to superhero films...well, that is, outside of Marvel-produced ones, at least) - xandermartin98




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Top Remixes

1. Eldritch Tentacle-Monster Filburt
2. Filburt wildly running around in circles in Rocko's front lawn and yelling "LET'S FROLIC INNOCENTLY IN NATURE" at the tops of his lungs in his classic stereotypically Jewish voice (AND in the 2010s, no less)
3. Rocko sees what his hometown looks like now and says "I don't think we're in the 1990s anymore" even though the original show looked more like it was set in the 1950s
xandermartin98

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