Top 10 Best Moments from the Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling Trailer
If you don't think that this upcoming special looks amazing after seeing THIS trailer,I quite honestly don't know what to tell you (let's hope that it's a success popularity-wise as well)
Flying Spaghetti Monster, step aside; I've got a brand-spanking NEW thing to worship now
If I really need to explain why this is funny, you clearly have no idea what Filburt's voice sounds like
Honestly, it really isn't terribly far off
Also, the whole bringing-back of Rocko's classic "eye-popping" wild take was a very nice touch as well; to say the least, it (bites jaw painfully tightly to prevent self from laughing) warmed the cockles of my heart immensely
See? I TOLD you that the show's dialogue/humor writers always favored Heffer and Filburt the most
Now THAT right there was a hoot alright
Meanwhile, Rocko orders "FOOD POISONING! "
Relevant because of a certain food stand at the recent San Antonio parade that featured multitudes upon multitudes of such wonderfully healthy, tasteful and sophisticated delicacies as "gaider on a stey-eck (gator on a stick)" and "dape-frodd Oray-O's (deep-fried Oreos)"
Speaking of sticks, please give me a second to remove mine from my buttocks
Well, at least Rocko didn't make another one o' them stay-you-pid Trump jokes
Now officially sponsored by Turkish Airlines, just in case you might have been wondering
Should have been a comic book MOVIE processing machine instead, but I digress
(in other news, Avengers Infinity War is easily one of THE best mainstream films to come out in a LONG time; its rather unique quality of actually being strikingly, amazingly GOOD rather than just blandly and boringly OKAY, however, is a very, VERY rare exception of the general rule when it comes to superhero films...well, that is, outside of Marvel-produced ones, at least)