Most Annoying Spam Messages

What is the most annoying type of spam on YouTube, facebook or anything?
The Top Ten
1 Please go here to receive free iPad!
2 Please go to my channel for awesome video

I'm not interested by your "awesome video". These types of comments ruined the "me at the zoo" video.

Sure honey. In fact, I'll send my 172 subs to dislike it.

3 I know it's been hard. But this is the only way I can get noticed on YouTube.

Guess what Jumbo? I ain't gonna like it.

4 Who's watching in [year]?

I'm watching in 1892.

People write this on New Year’s Day which is desperate and calling for attention.

5 yu wonna sub2sub? nu lie??

You people ruined Me at The Zoo.

6 If you don't copy this comment, you're gonna die in 2 hours.

Back in my MSP days (2016), I found a message like this. 2016 me was so scared, thinking that someone would murder me. But look almost 5 years later...

It used to be on YouTube, and now it's on Instagram. You see, I hate it when losers who have nothing else to do start a chain mail. Then some gullible children read it and it spreads. It's more annoying than scary actually.

If you don't copy this comment, the people who do this will not lose access to the internet.

Wow, this item instantly took me back to the 2009-2012 internet eras...

7 Get money by doing survey at virus.malware.com
8 You Won *insert large amount of money here* Dollars!

Of course I did I am so lucky...

9 "Share with you" on YouTube
10 Anything with Dating involved
The Contenders
11 One weird trick to lose belly fat
12 F4F?
13 "Free Comedy Tickets" Texts

I receive these texts on a regular basis as of 11/13/18. They use symbols in place of certain letters (obviously an effort to evade spam filters), and provide a shady goo.gl link by which you can supposedly RSVP to some comedy show. Apparently, the catch for these "free" tickets is that you will be required to purchase two items (drinks or food) at the show. They have also been said to kick out attendees if the venue is over capacity.

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15 vor.in.net, vor.gen.in, vor.fyi, etc.
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