Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou


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21 Megatron (Transformers) Megatron (Transformers) Megatron is a character from the Transformers franchise, created by Hasbro in 1984, based on a toy design by Takara.
22 Rosie (Caillou)

Caillou bosses Rosie around all day. Rosie she kick his butt. - nintendofan126

He fails so bad, even his own family don't like him.

Just a personal opinion, I don't care if Rosie is like 2 yrs old... The way she is acting sorta tells me she will become a naggy, whiny bitch like her brother, who she idolizes, so I hate her just as much as Caillou. But as much as I want to impale both of them on sticks and barbecue them... I do want to see Rosie kill her annoying ass of a brother.

23 Nichole Waterson (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

That would be AWESOME.

I laughed hard at this

Nicole: You Need to die Caillou you're worse than my kids!

PS: I like TAWOG

24 Iron Man Iron Man Iron Man is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as its associated media. The character was created by writer and editor Stan Lee, developed by scripter Larry Lieber, and designed by artists Don Heck and Jack Kirby. He made his first appearance more.

Iron Man will steal Caillou's lollipop


25 Xenomorph Queen (Alien) Xenomorph Queen (Alien)

Beat his ass Xeno - queen!

26 Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.

Take Freddy Fazbear and Springtrap from Five Nights at Freddy's Off this List Now. Come On People. Five Nights at Freddy's Sucks

That insane bear would shove caillou into a suit! Meow! (Yay in Catin, ryhmes with Latin. ) - kitten2015

27 Kylo Ren Kylo Ren Kyle Ren is a fictional Sith lord, who is strong with the Force . Kylo Ren commands the First Order with a temper as fiery as his unconventional lightsaber. His debut was in 2015's Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens
28 Superman (DC) Superman (DC) Superman is a comic character. And probably the first powerful superhero in the fictional world.The character was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, high school students living in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1933. It was published by DC comics.The first animated superhero movie was superman.The more.

Superman may be known to have a heart of gold, but the man of steal can strike fear into the bad guys just like Batman can. Superman has a whole laundry list of super powers. He could could barely touch Caillou and beat him (literally and figuratively)

Superman will super spank Caillou

Superman would shoot his lasers in Caillou eyes

Can't go Wrong with Superman

Superman is Awesome. Caillou used to be Okay and Good in The Old School Version when we were young. Caillou now he Stinks. The New School Version of Caillou is a joke it is very stupid, Caillou looks even worse than in the old ones. The old ones had the puppets of Gilbert, Rexy, Teddy, and Dee Dee and real people that enjoy life and music that the little kids act and sing with the song which made the old one much more interesting but not anymore. The New School Version of Caillou Sucks Donkey Balls well the People on this website say that Caillou Sucks period the old ones are way better and used to be educational but not anymore again. Now we are too old for Caillou because it is for little kids,

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29 L (Death Note) L (Death Note) L Lawliet, exclusively known by the mononym L, is a fictional character in the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
30 Teridax Teridax
31 Sonic
32 Kratos (God of War)
33 Springtrap Springtrap Springtrap is a character in Five Nights At Freddy's 3, released in March 2, 2015. He's a green and gold bunny with another character named Michael in him. While thought to be possessed by the killer, due to the new Five Nights At Freddy's game Sister Location, it was found out that he was actually more.
34 Amy Rose Amy Rose

Amy Rose should pound Caillou with her hammer! And so should Sonic!

Amy Rose should beat up Luigi (from the Mario series) for being a coward other than Caillou.

35 Donkey Kong (Mario) Donkey Kong (Mario) Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.

Caillou: *Sobs & tells on Rosie*

Donkey Kong: NOW I WILL KILL YOU! *furiously strangles Caillou to death*

36 Mega Man (Mega Man)
37 GoAnimate Caillou


GoAnimate Stinks. Not as Funny as the YouTube Caillou Parodies

I used to like GoAnimate, now it sucks. Both caillous are annoying. CURSE YOU GOANIMATE!

38 Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) Rocko is the eponymous fictional character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.

Compared to what this guy's gone through, Caillou has NOTHING to whine about. o_O; - xandermartin98

39 Taz (Looney Tunes) Taz (Looney Tunes) The Tasmanian Devil, commonly referred to as Taz, is an animated cartoon character featured in the Warner Bros.

Why for you burry me in the cold cold ground

What for you burry me in the cold cold ground

Tazzy eats Caillou in a Caillou sandwich


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40 Predator (Predator, Predator 2, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem, Predators) Predator (Predator, Predator 2, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem, Predators) The Predator is a fictional extraterrestrial species featured in the Predator science-fiction franchise, characterized by its trophy hunting of other species for sport.
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