Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou


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21 Ultron Ultron Ultron is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is most recognized as a foe of the Avengers, and has a quasi-familial relationship with several of their members, especially his creator Hank Pym.

ALF: I'm hungry for Gilbert. W-Wait, I want. CAILLOU!

23 Rosie (Caillou)

Caillou bosses Rosie around all day. Rosie she kick his butt. - nintendofan126

He fails so bad, even his own family don't like him.

Just a personal opinion, I don't care if Rosie is like 2 yrs old... The way she is acting sorta tells me she will become a naggy, whiny bitch like her brother, who she idolizes, so I hate her just as much as Caillou. But as much as I want to impale both of them on sticks and barbecue them... I do want to see Rosie kill her annoying ass of a brother.

24 Nichole Waterson (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

That would be AWESOME.

I laughed hard at this

Nicole: You Need to die Caillou you're worse than my kids!

PS: I like TAWOG

25 Iron Man Iron Man Iron Man is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as its associated media. The character was created by writer and editor Stan Lee, developed by scripter Larry Lieber, and designed by artists Don Heck and Jack Kirby. He made his first appearance more.

Iron Man will steal Caillou's lollipop


26 Xenomorph Queen (Alien) Xenomorph Queen (Alien)

Beat his ass Xeno - queen!

27 Megatron (Transformers) Megatron (Transformers) Megatron is a character from the Transformers franchise, created by Hasbro in 1984, based on a toy design by Takara.
28 Superman (DC) Superman (DC) Superman is a comic character. And probably the first powerful superhero in the fictional world.The character was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, high school students living in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1933. It was published by DC comics.The first animated superhero movie was superman.The more.

Superman may be known to have a heart of gold, but the man of steal can strike fear into the bad guys just like Batman can. Superman has a whole laundry list of super powers. He could could barely touch Caillou and beat him (literally and figuratively)

Superman will super spank Caillou

Superman would shoot his lasers in Caillou eyes

Can't go Wrong with Superman

Superman is Awesome. Caillou used to be Okay and Good in The Old School Version when we were young. Caillou now he Stinks. The New School Version of Caillou is a joke it is very stupid, Caillou looks even worse than in the old ones. The old ones had the puppets of Gilbert, Rexy, Teddy, and Dee Dee and real people that enjoy life and music that the little kids act and sing with the song which made the old one much more interesting but not anymore. The New School Version of Caillou Sucks Donkey Balls well the People on this website say that Caillou Sucks period the old ones are way better and used to be educational but not anymore again. Now we are too old for Caillou because it is for little kids,

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29 L (Death Note) L (Death Note) L Lawliet, exclusively known by the mononym L, is a fictional character in the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
30 Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.

Take Freddy Fazbear and Springtrap from Five Nights at Freddy's Off this List Now. Come On People. Five Nights at Freddy's Sucks

That insane bear would shove caillou into a suit! Meow! (Yay in Catin, ryhmes with Latin. ) - kitten2015

31 Kylo Ren Kylo Ren Kyle Ren is a fictional Sith lord, who is strong with the Force . Kylo Ren commands the First Order with a temper as fiery as his unconventional lightsaber. His debut was in 2015's Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens
32 Teridax Teridax
33 Sonic
34 Kratos (God of War)
35 Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) Rocko is the eponymous fictional character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.

Compared to what this guy's gone through, Caillou has NOTHING to whine about. o_O; - xandermartin98

Rocko would kick Caillou's butt any day.

36 Captain Hook (Peter Pan) Captain Hook (Peter Pan) Captain James Hook is a fictional character, the antagonist of J. M. Barrie's play Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up and its various adaptations, in which he is Peter Pan's archenemy.

Captain hook should make caillou walk the plank. - nintendofan126

Hook can easily kill Caillou with his own hook. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Captain Hook could feed caillou too tick tock.

37 Amy Rose Amy Rose

Amy Rose should pound Caillou with her hammer! And so should Sonic!

Amy Rose should beat up Luigi (from the Mario series) for being a coward other than Caillou.

38 Donkey Kong (Mario) Donkey Kong (Mario) Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.

Caillou: *Sobs & tells on Rosie*

Donkey Kong: NOW I WILL KILL YOU! *furiously strangles Caillou to death*

39 Mega Man (Mega Man) Mega Man (Mega Man) Mega Man, known as Rockman in Japan, is the title character and the protagonist of the Mega Man series by Capcom.
40 GoAnimate Caillou


GoAnimate Stinks. Not as Funny as the YouTube Caillou Parodies

I used to like GoAnimate, now it sucks. Both caillous are annoying. CURSE YOU GOANIMATE!

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