Top 10 Companies and Organizations You Most Wish You Could Run
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NASA
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is the United States federal agency responsible for the civilian space program, as well as aeronautics and space research. It was established by the National Aeronautics and Space Act on July 29, 1958, and began operations on October 1, 1958. NASA... read more
Everyone would vote for this, except some losers who believe the Earth is flat.
This would be infinitely cool no matter what you're doing.
Wow. I didn't expect to put NASA in the first place.
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CERN
The European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, is an intergovernmental research organization that operates the world's largest particle physics laboratory on the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva. It was founded in 1954 to provide particle accelerators and other infrastructure for high-energy... read more
This would be absolutely fantastic. Little free time on your hands, but what would it matter? You're the head of CERN!
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Apple
Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company specializing in consumer electronics, software, and online services, headquartered in Cupertino, California. Apple recorded approximately $416.2 billion in net sales during its 2025 fiscal year and has been among the world's largest companies... read more
There's a lot that I would change for the better.
I would eliminate High Sierra because it made my computer SO SLOW!
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Ben & Jerry's
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Holdings Inc., trading as Ben & Jerry's, is an American company that manufactures ice cream, frozen yogurt, and sorbet. It was founded in 1978 by Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield in Burlington, Vermont, and is known for its creative flavors and social activism. The company was acquired... read more
Think of all the wonderful flavors you might concoct.
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Samsung
The Samsung Group, or simply Samsung, stylized as SΛMSUNG, is a South Korean multinational manufacturing conglomerate headquartered in the Samsung Town office complex in Seoul, South Korea. It comprises numerous affiliated businesses, most of them operating under the Samsung brand, and is the largest... read more
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Microsoft
Microsoft Corporation is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Redmond, Washington, that develops, manufactures, licenses, supports, and sells computer software, consumer electronics, personal computers, and services. It was founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen on April 4, 1975... read more
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Google
Google LLC is an American multinational technology company specializing in internet-related services and products, including online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, software, and hardware. It was founded in September 1998 by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were Ph.D. students... read more
Too much responsibility to run, but it's definitely worth investing in.
A really great thing, which I would fix in certain places.
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Galaxy Chocolate
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Disney
The Walt Disney Company, commonly known as Disney, is an American multinational mass media and entertainment conglomerate headquartered at the Walt Disney Studios complex in Burbank, California. It was founded on October 16, 1923, by Walt and Roy O. Disney. Disney is known for its film studios, theme... read more
I'll just fix the mistakes they made. Buying Marvel and Star Wars, getting the Pokémon anime viewing rights, adding Pixar characters to Kingdom Hearts and amusement parks, and merging Disney Channel with Disney.
Actually, four and a half years after making this list, I would like to run Disney just so I can rectify Star Wars.
I would fire Ms. Kennedy.
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Cadbury
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CSX Transportation
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Pittsburgh and Lake Erie Railroad
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Sony
Sony Group Corporation, commonly known as Sony and stylized as SONY, is a Japanese multinational conglomerate headquartered in Kōnan, Minato, Tokyo, Japan.
As a major technology company, it operates across consumer and professional electronics, imaging and sensing technology, video games, music... read more
I'd definitely choose Sony. You'd control PlayStation, Sony BMG, etc.! You've got such a wide variety of amazing things!
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Mercedes-Benz
Mercedes-Benz is a global automobile manufacturer and a division of the German company Mercedes-Benz Group AG. The brand traces its origins to Karl Benz's creation of the first practical petrol-powered automobile in 1886 and Gottlieb Daimler's work on gasoline engines. Mercedes-Benz produces luxury cars... read more
I have a thing for their cars. But they're not perfect. I would want to change that if I could.
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Toshiba
Toshiba Corporation is a Japanese multinational conglomerate headquartered in Kawasaki, Japan. It was formed in 1939 through the merger of two companies whose roots date back to the 19th century and is known for its contributions to electronics, semiconductors, infrastructure, and home appliances. Toshiba... read more
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Ford
The Ford Motor Company is an American multinational automaker headquartered in Dearborn, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. It was founded by Henry Ford and incorporated on June 16, 1903, and it pioneered assembly-line manufacturing for mass production. Its product portfolio includes the Ford and Lincoln... read more
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National Alliance to End Homelessness
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Nintendo
Nintendo Co., Ltd. is a Japanese multinational video game company headquartered in Kyoto, Japan. It develops, publishes, and manufactures video games and video game consoles.
Nintendo was founded in 1889 by craftsman Fusajiro Yamauchi, originally producing handmade hanafuda playing cards. After... read more
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Valve
Valve Corporation is an American video game developer, publisher, hardware manufacturer, and digital distribution company. It is headquartered in Bellevue, Washington, and was founded in 1996 by Gabe Newell and Mike Harrington. Valve is well known for gaming franchises such as Half-Life, Portal, and... read more
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Volkswagen
Volkswagen is a German automotive manufacturer that was founded in 1937 and is headquartered in Wolfsburg, Germany. The company produces a wide variety of vehicles, including sedans, hatchbacks, SUVs, and commercial vans.
Volkswagen is one of the world's largest automakers and has a strong focus... read more
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PETA
PETA Games is a collection of browser games released by the animal rights organization PETA to promote animal welfare. Its titles often contain strong social messages and parodies of popular video games. The games are intended to raise awareness of animal rights and advocate for vegetarian and vegan... read more
I would really want to. Then I could shut it down!
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Canadian National Railway
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LG
LG Electronics Inc. is a South Korean multinational electronics company headquartered in Yeouido-dong, Seoul, South Korea. LG Electronics is part of LG Corporation and operates through business units focused on home appliances and air solutions, home entertainment, vehicle components, and business solutions... read more
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Evident Change
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BP
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Nvidia
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Nike
Nike, Inc. is an American multinational corporation that designs, develops, manufactures, and markets footwear, apparel, equipment, accessories, and services worldwide. The company is headquartered near Beaverton, Oregon, in the Portland metropolitan area. It is the world's largest supplier of athletic... read more