Top Ten Cool Cat Saves the Kids Quotes

The Top Ten
1 I'm Cool Cat, and I love all kids!

Says the 6 foot tall man in an orange cat suit.

2 I love babies!
3 They're painting on someone's wall, and it's not cool to... paint on someone's wall!

They're Making Lazy Writing, And it's not cool to... make Lazy Writing

He forgot the script! And it's not cool to...forget the script!

The script is so simple. How do you forget this?

He clearly forgot the script at that point.

4 Exquisite!

The policeman in the movie is played by a porn star!

5 See what it SAAAAAAAAYS.

This movie. Makes no sense. At all.

Advice from cool cat.

6 Cool Cat loves to rock n roll, Cool Cat likes to love and sing!

Better than Bohemian Rhapsody

The best song since imagine.

7 Cool Cat loves the BOOGIE WOOGIE!

Indeed he does.

8 I'm down with that man!

Yeah sure lay it out man

9 There he is!

Greatest film quote ever

10 That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!
The Contenders
11 Help, help! Everywhere I go I'm being bullied! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

And by that, they only mean the bully's diner

12 Groovy!

Are you sure this movie was made in 2015?

13 Boy, I feel like picking on someone!
14 You fine looking kitty cat, you
15 I'm a bully and I'm going to get you to tomorrow, oh no!

A bully would never call himself/herself a bully.

16 Bad guys have been stealing candy from babies
17 Oh, my momma's gonna whoop me!
18 Hi Maria, Cool Cat’s in the kitchen.
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