Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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41 Ain't a f****** sing along unless you brought the weed along then ju...(Okay I got it) - F***** Problem - Drake
42 I'm hot because I'm fly, you ain't because you not. Mims - This is Why I'm Hot

You ain't cause your not? WTF?

I know I'm not as hot as you, Mims, but please tell me why.

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43 She's so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper Lil Wayne - Lollipop

The lyric is : she said 'he's so sweet; make me wanna lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

Dear Lil Wayne, using candy in sexual terms is so overrated. Nobody wants to lick your lollipop, so please shut up and just go the hell away.

Worst rapper of all time

44 In a 600 ain't no smokin' cigada, Come over here I think I see your baby fada, Here go the number to my casa, If you in a rush you call me manana Mase - What You Want

He managed to rhyme father, cigar, tomorrow, and house all together. - ilovekelly75

Not suprising this dumbass made the list twice...

I can't even understand what half of these mean... - Elina

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45 N****'s know I'm sick, I don't spit, I vomit, Got it. One egg short of the omelet. Simon Says ta shoot a n**** in his Thigh and Legs and tell him Ketchup Like Miyo-Naise..Uhm! Lil Wayne

I'm absolutely disgusted by this lyric. In fact it is so terrible and meaninless that I think it makes me lose a lot of respect for the negro rapping society

Easily the dumbest lyric I've ever heard in my life.

This is why I think Lil Wayne is completely overrated - Mcgillacuddy

Omelet? Ketchep? Miyo -Naise?

46 Grab a drink, grab a glass. After that I grab yo ass - Kanye West - Celebration
47 Santa ho ho ho ho ho - Pu$$y - Lupe Fiasco

Okay I laughed at this way more than I should've - Mcgillacuddy

48 Real G's movin' silent like lasagna - Lil' Wayne

This line is GOAT and it's off a GOAT song. Goes over a ton of people's heads though I guess.

Well, lasagna is silent... He does has a point...

The beat is even worse than this lyric.

Basically anything on this list could be number one but this one is particularly stupid. Let me clear this up for you.
The 'g' in lasagna is not silent. It's a common misconception. If it was silent the word would be pronounced 'lasana'.

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49 I'm tired a usin technology - 50 Cent

Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.

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50 And I got her n****, grocery bags - Gudda Gudda - Bedrock

This is the vaguest unconnected simile ever.

This definitely ranks #1 in my list.

Well, I've heard other haunting lyrics.

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51 I wanna stay away from the day of the lays CZAdF - Born in Rochester

This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink

52 It's so hot up in the club, that I aint got no shoes on Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay

Worst lyric from the worst song. - ChrisHenry

I literally can't.


53 Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action

Math rap. Incorrect math rap. Why isn't this mainstream? *hint, hint*

All this work just to get some drugs ready - Mcgillacuddy

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54 I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed - Lil Wayne - A Milli

The lyric suck and the word milli is repeated way to much like who wants to here the same word over and over thru out the song

Basically lil penis says what he is it's the truth

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55 Slim Shady, sounds like a fable, Till he jumps out of the f***in toilet, while you're taking a pee - Eminem - Underground

So slim shady lives in my toilet? How does he feel when I take a dump all over his face? Is that why he tries to kill me from the toilet? This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of Eminems mouth.

Love this song, but I laughed out loud when I heard this. Seriously, does slim shady live in my toilet now? I miss when he was a little more comical and less flat stupid. Stick to rapping about Valium Eminem

What? This has to be just some filler line because it's REALLY stupid

Slim shady is covered in pee

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56 Alright stop, Pajama time! - Just Lose It - Eminem V 1 Comment
57 Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the p*ssy in a sarcophagus - Kanye West - Monster

He's probably gonna be killed when he puts one foot in Egypt.

58 Can I put my booty up in your spaghetti? - Pussycat - Missy Elliott
59 Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth. - Jay-Z - Its Hot

Geocentric theories of the universe are so Middle Ages, Jay-Z. Come on, now. With all that money, you could at least take an Astronomy class. SMH @ this pathetic line. It should be #1.

Thank you for being so scientific!

I'm all for keeping it old school, but is Hova and Galieo's beef a bit... You know... Tired?

60 Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy, but those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny. Camron - 5 Boroughs

Another one of his stupid rhymes.

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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
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3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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