Dumbest Wars in History

The Top Ten

1 The Pig War

2 The War of the Stray Dog

3 The War of the Golden Stool

4 The War of Jenkins Ear

5 The Football War

6 The Toledo War

7 The Pastry War

8 The War of the Oaken Bucket

9 The War of the Fleeing Wife

10 The Emu War

It was a dark time for us Australians', the emus were ruthless in the war which led to our embarrassing defeat.

The Contenders

11 Anglo-Zanzibar War

12 Sumer-Elam War

13 Korean War

14 Cod Wars

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