Top Ten Excuses for Not Going to a Funeral

The Top Ten

1 It Was My Funeral

2 I Died Before It Happened

3 I Have Funeralphobia

4 I Don't Like Crying

I never been to a funeral

5 It Seems Boring To Stand There Staring At This Wooden Thing With A Body Inside It

6 I Never Liked The Dead Guy Though

7 But I Had To Go On A Date With The T.V Watching This Programme With Lots Of Death

8 I Was Bored So Yeah

9 Yolo

10 Life's Too Precious To Waste

The Contenders

11 My Pet Unicorn Said Not To

12 I Lost the Licence to Go to the Funeral

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