Top 10 Famous Movie Quotes That Make for Terrible Bedroom Talk

It's all about time and place. In the right time and place, each of these quotes was memorable for their impact. And in the wrong time and place, they will also be amazingly memorable, but almost certainly not for the same reasons.

The Top Ten

1 Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface)

Even Tony Montana on his most awesome day with his most awesome vocal delivery and most awesome physical expression couldn't pull this one off without the gun... and his pants.

2 Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! (Sons of the Desert)

Haha this can be taken any number of ways... - Britgirl

3 You'll get nothing, and like it (Caddyshack)
4 Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape (Planet of the Apes)
5 We've got bush! (Revenge of the Nerds)
6 ...what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. (Taken)

For starters, it's really a turn off when you call it a career.

7 Hang on, Baby Jesus, this is gon' get bumpy! (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)
8 I've had worse (Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
9 Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning... It smells like victory. (Apocalypse Now)
10 Show me the money (Jerry Maguire)

The Contenders

11 Luke! I am your father (Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
12 I'll be back (Terminator)
13 You're tearing me apart! (Rebel Without a Cause)
14 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn (Gone with the Wind)
15 Houston, we have a problem (Apollo 13)
16 Bring me a shrubbery! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
17 I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse (The Godfather)
18 Two dollars! (Better Off Dead...)
19 I See Dead People - The Sixth Sense
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