Top Ten Fictional Historical Stories About Real People

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The Top Ten
1 During the Second World War, there was a hashtag trending on Twitter which was #KeepCalm&CarryOn but to no surprise, people were taking the mickey out of it
2 William Wallace tried to sue the people that made Braveheart for being as it was too inaccurate for him
3 Pirates not only sailed the ocean but they also surfed the webs and downloaded lots of pirated movies.
4 Some man once flung an apple so fast and far, it actually went in a time warp, ended up in the 17th century and landed on Isaac Newtons head
5 Julius Caesar was stabbed to death lots of times because they were trying to cut down the nose a bit shorter
6 Queen Elizabeth I was furious by the way she looked when she took a selfie and ordered her servants to PhotoShop her picture
7 Napoleon Bonaparte got mocked by his army when he wasn't tall enough to go on a rollercoaster
8 William Shakespeare was once a master of anagrams until PositronWildhawk time traveled on his surprisingly useful time machine, he approached him and requested him to do an anagram battle William accepted it but lost
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