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So true and relatable, as well as hysterical on its own.
That's a no crap quote hallelujah!
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Now this one is easy to understandV 1 Comment
This is stupidity
I love lamp too - SansTheComic
Sorry but its not that its " Friendship is like peeing your pants everone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth thanks for being the pee in my pants"
My friend is going to hate me forever!
I was texting my friend once and I sent her this quote. - AnonymousChickV 1 Comment
Huh maybe she should think about the irony
Einstein was comical, Tesla was the real genius. - DerangedV 3 Comments
That is very thrue
Wow I really don't get it that was lame everyone knows it
Then why did you vote for it just to say its lame? Its not. And that's your opinion. - XxFoxyMeepzxX
Haha, so true
I would have gone and found some sugar and pancakes.
And you will then make peoples lives miserable. - Minecraftcrazy530
Laughing so hard and don't even know why
This rule I will live by.V 4 Comments
This is funny, but sort of gross! - funnyuser
Pretty Good, To be honest LOL loved it!
Cuz it is the true n very funny at the same time!V 2 Comments
Or die what ver suites you...😒
"Hey, Steve, what is a good nickname for someone namd Leslie Nielsen? "
"Steve should've recieved 28 nobel prizes by now" - GrapeJuiceK
This gives you something to think about
Wow! That is awesome. I like it so much
Definitely one to look out for
Haha,it's the only funny quote that I understandV 2 Comments
Doesn't that mean do absolutely nothing?
Haha this is absolutely hilarious
I'm angry with that answer about blondes! No, it's not true. I'm blonde - and thirteen - and I'm the one correcting your spelling and grammar. I believe you meant this:
I love this one. It reminds me of a blonde, and blondes, don't try to deny it- you know it's true.
Why are there so many stupid, ridiculous, and plain offensive people in the world?
Haha you haven't hit the age where the blonde kicks in yet. Give it a couple years then you won't get this joke anymore. You'll be thinking "what's wrong with asking for the number to dial 911..."
This is funny I'm blond and smartest in class
I love this one It reminds of a blond and blinds don't try to denie it you no it's trueV 2 Comments
This reminds me of someone at my school - funnyuser
And that's why we need to have girls as our prime ministersV 1 Comment
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2. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin
3. I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. - Demitri Martin
2. A boy looked into his parent's bedroom, saying, "And she gets mad when I suck my thumb!"
3. A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion - George Carlin
2. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
3. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
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