Top 10 Most Amusing Things to Do to Break the Boredom in a Long Post Office Queue

What would you do if you had the nerve?

As bizarre and crazy suggestions as you like. Absolutely anything goes.

Well... what are you waiting for? Go!

The Top Ten

  1. Cluck loudly in the ear of the person in front of you

    Bock, bock. Shouting bock loudly and annoyingly in different ways.

    I can only imagine the reaction.

  2. Ask a passerby to play 'I Spy'

  3. Suddenly perform an Irish jig by yourself with no one else around

    Dance like no one is watching. Let everything swing and sway.

  4. Sing 'I Know a Song That'll Get on Your Nerves'

    Loudly, please. You want those at the back to hear you, don't you?

    I love doing this. It seriously annoys almost everyone.

    I don't know this song, but I know it's going to be good.

  5. Tap the shoulder of the person in front. When they turn around, stare and grin at them for a few seconds without saying anything

    This would be so damn funny to see. They'd wonder what the hell you were grinning about. It would give them a complex, and it would break your boredom. Britgirl, you are one seriously great person to have around. Brilliant!

  6. Say loudly to the person behind you, 'Are you looking at my bum?'

    I've always wanted to do this but never had the nerve.

  7. Start an argument with your invisible friend

    I've seen people doing this. It's all very weird. I am occasionally tempted to pick an argument with their invisible friend, but have never done so. I guess I'd need to know (or guess accurately) what the invisible guy is saying.

    You would sound nuttier than a squirrel's eructation, but it would be worth it!

    This would be so annoying to others!

  8. Say loudly, 'Please go to position 4'

    Saying this fifty times would be so annoying.

  9. Loosely attach earphones to your phone and play music aloud, acting like you can't hear it

    That would be funny. If I did this, I don't know whether or not I'd be able to keep the laughter down.

  10. Blow an airhorn behind people

    HAHA! Yes! Would love to see the reaction to this. Definitely worth getting a smack for! Haha!

    Please don't make my ears bleed.

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Try gymnastics by doing a cartwheel, attempting a backward roll, or failing at a flip

  12. ?

    Start singing 'I'm a Crazy Weirdo and I'm Calling You' really loudly

    I do this all the time, and it's fun and amusing.

    13. The Contenders

  13. Say to anyone listening, 'After this long wait, the ride had better be worth it!'

    I'd like to thank the nice gentleman I met last year for giving me the idea for this one. We were shoulder to shoulder on a hot South Bank at the Mayor's Festival in London. Instead of huffing out more hot air, he turned to me and suggested the item on this list. Thank you, sir. I haven't forgotten you.

  14. Pretend to sneeze very loudly and suddenly

    This list is actually pretty funny. It's one of the lists by Britgirl that I first remember seeing. These suggestions will surely get some reaction.

    Laugh out loud! This would be really funny to see.

  15. Pull out a Game Boy and start playing Pokémon with the volume turned all the way up

    Me: Yay, an oil blob.

    One thousand miles away...

    Divinity II: Copier!

    Person behind me: Turn off your Gameboy or lower the volume.

    Me: Go die.

  16. Play 'Where's the Rat or Spider'

  17. Tickle the person you're with

  18. Start talking to yourself

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