Top Ten Common Oxymorons that Make You Groan Most

Oxymoron is a term used to describe a word (or two) which means something common but in which two parts of the word contradict each other. Sadly, we use these a lot in common speech, and some of them, when you think about it, are enough to make you groan. Enjoy!
The Top Ten
Civil War

Civil War. Wow. This is ridiculous. Civil means courteous and polite, even peaceful. Is war peaceful? Definitely not.

These two words are used to describe a war in which the two sides are two different groups from the same country or origin, but when you think about it, it means "peaceful and polite war." Think of the American Civil War. The American casualties in that war were more than in both world wars combined, so it doesn't seem very peaceful and polite, does it?

I think when they say civil, they mean civilian. In Civil Wars, usually civilians are forced to take up arms.

Plastic Silverware

Of course, this makes sense to most people. It just means plastic forks and knives. But when you think about it, plastic and silverware completely contradict each other.

While this may not be the worst, it's one of my favorites.

They should say plastic kitchen utensils.

Living Dead

Living dead. Those are bare, bitter opposites. This means zombies, but it makes no sense. If you are dead, you are dead. If you are living, you are living. There is no "living dead." Sadly, this is used commonly, even in movie titles.

When the dead become alive again.

Silent Scream

Silent scream is not as common as some of the other ones on here, but if you read fiction books a lot, you will be familiar with this term. Scream means a really loud screechy noise. Silent is the opposite of loud.

Another embarrassing oxymoron, hurray!

Well, this just means screaming under your breath.

Happy Monday

As Garfield puts it, the mother of all oxymorons. Even today (Monday), my English teacher said this to me, and I replied, "that's an oxymoron," which inspired the idea for this list.

This actually isn't an oxymoron, but it's funny you put it on here.

Old News

Think about it. This means news, as in new events that are worthy of media attention, so old and news don't go together. We should call it olds. Even though that sounds terrible, it's better than old news!

Oxymoron

You heard me right, oxymoron itself is an oxymoron. The word is derived from two Ancient Greek words, oxys, which means sharp or smart, and moronos, which means stupid. Oxymoron, in Greek, therefore means smart-stupid. Definitely an oxymoron.

Dull Roar

No comment on this ridiculous one.

Negative Income

Income means an intake of money, something positive. Negative positive, in other words, is an oxymoron.

You earn an outcome instead (I know that doesn't actually work).

Working Vacation

Vacation literally means a break from work, and it has evolved to normally mean going to an exotic location. But if you take the old meaning, a break from work designated for working makes absolutely no sense. The two words completely contradict each other.

Not my favorite, but I had to put it on here.

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