Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying
This made me laugh. If someone is going to say that, good for them if they are a thrill seeker.That is going to be shock! I wonder if the knife had it's blade engraved?
Can you get it closer to my eyes so I can admire the shine? (goes blind)
You can ask your last wish "Gimme the knife! "
And a knife made for you.
This is so dumb but funny!
You spelt story wrong
I don't want to know what they taste like.
At least it tasted good
Man you are awesome
You'll probably be killed by a flying car or a 2 by 4 before getting too close to that thing
Laugh out loud! Funny humour, this! I liked the serial killer knife as well... God bless.
I don't know why you need the gun... But I guess you have your reasons, right?
Murderer: You're gonna die. Spit out your last wish. I'll surely do it for you.
Victim: I need the gun
This will confuse him
I voted for this just so I could say that lions don't live in forests. They live in Africa. No forests there. You can find a bear in a forest, though.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."
"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seats and fasten your seatbelts; we will be landing in about 10 minutes.
Uh... Make that 5 minutes.
We are getting very close to the forest...
Really, why the delay?
At least something interesting is happening around me!
Not if it's by electric chair. You know, for safety reasons.
"You will automatically wet yourself at the sight of Old Sparky..."
And it was on the day you needed your monthly iron infusion.
And less blood...
The person that added this shall tell us that they had added this!
OR say, "I left a million dollars under the-" Then die.
Lemme say maybe not. By the way, thanks!
Who added this? Hilarious!
Why waste my time on worrying about a snakebite?
Couldn't you jump lower,
You can't talk when your drowning. If you tried no one would hear you, not even yourself.
I hope the all Bikini Bottom is crying for you...
Superb! Who added this? Brilliant!
this should be higher