Top 10 Funniest and Most Disgusting Things That a Vampire Would Never Do
The Top Ten
1 Twerk
I almost never freak out in scary movies. If I saw this, though, most of my following nightmares would be based on that.
I don't know if I would be freaked out or laughing out loud when seeing this.
2 Keep saying " MY NAME'S NOT RICK" over and over
Damn it, have you seen Rick? Was he around here? Oh. Was he delicious?
3 Poop on your floor
4 Drink your toilet water
5 Instruct you on how to make a sandwich
Just like Charles Boyle from Brooklyn Nine-nine, taking half an hour off of work to lecture on this very subject.
You already know how to make a sandwich!
6 Claims it eats paper instead of flesh
7 Eat your sheets
8 Urinate all over the house
9 Says that TheTopTens is YouTube
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