Top 10 Things to Ask Jeff the Killer
If you have a question, Jeff, the famous Creepypasta character, will answer it. Here are ten things you can ask Jeff about!Jeff: I stay away from Chuck Norris because he'll roundhouse kick me.
Jeff: Usually, if I see Chuck Norris coming, I run away as fast as I can.
Jeff: Because my good-looking face just got burned!
Jeff: I'm crazy and I enjoy watching the life drain from their eyes.
Jeff: UGH! Please don't talk about that show. It's scarier than me! It's too horrifying to watch!
Jeff: Sorry, I'm too busy mutilating dead bodies to answer that.
Jeff: Sorry, I already killed her.
Jeff: White is my favorite color of all time.
Jeff: Red, like the color of my victim's blood.
Jeff: I can't close my eyes, so no, I don't sleep. But instead, you do!
I'm blind from cutting my eyelids, so yeah - Jeff the Killer.
Jeff: Just because I don't have eyelids doesn't mean I can't sleep.
Jeff: Smile Dog, duh. But anyway, I have to go take him for a walk, so I will be right back.
Jeff: Have you forgotten I kill people for a living?
Jeff: Happy Tree Friends is my favorite cartoon that I grew up with as a kid.
Jeff: Uh... Slenderman: Jeff, what are you doing? Jeff: I'm answering these people's questions. Maybe you can figure it out, Slendy! Slenderman: DON'T CALL ME SLENDY! *Throws Jeff through the window* Jeff: Ugh... OK, I will stop... Ow... Slenderman: *Troll face* Hehehe. Welp, that's it! I hope you like this very funny list, and don't worry, folks! I will do more! So, bye!
That is your sport - killing people?
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Jeff: Uh, I don't know why? *Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup* *Barfs* Oh my God! That is the most disgusting video I have ever seen! That's worse than those horrifying cute ponies!
Jeff: So horrifying that my face carving turned into a frown!
Jeff: I would first ask him for my kidneys back, and then I would KILL HIM!
Jeff: Tear his guts out and smear them all over his face.
Jeff: I got set on fire and came out looking white, so I'm still trying to figure that mystery out.
Who do you want to date and why? And what do you feel about fangirls?
I wish he would. I hate Jeff. I want to fight him.
Jeff: I hate them both, logically.
Jeff: Hm, a made-up video game character or a mindless slave... tricky.
Jeff: Don't talk about them, please? Ugh... so annoying! Anyway, I'm supposed to be ugly, but these fangirls are ruining my reputation!
Fangirls: We love you! Soul (female): Oh God, no, please don't say - Fangirls: Jeffrey, f - me, Daddy! Soul: Ew, nasty. A riot has started.
What do you think the answer is? Of course, I would kill him.
Jeff: Let me watch it. *After the episode* Jeff: *Angrily* That was the worst episode ever! I can't believe SpongeBob did this to Gary.
Jeff: I don't know. Perhaps I drink too much milk, I guess.