Top 10 Things to Ask Jeff the Killer

If you got a question, Then Jeff the famous creepypasta Character will answer it. SO these are 10 things to ask Jeff about!
The Top Ten
1 Why did Chuck Norris beat you up so badly?

Jeff: I stay away from Chuck Norris, because he'll Round House Kick me.

Jeff: Usually if I see Chuck Norris coming, I run away as fast as I can.

2 Why do you kill people?

Jeff: Because My good looking face just got burned!

Why no you kill people

Jeff: I'm crazy and I enjoy watching the life drain from there eyes

3 Do you hate Dora the Explorer?

Jeff: UGH! Please don't talk about that show. Its more scary than me! Its too horrifying to watch!

Jeff: Sorry, I already killed her.

4 What is your favorite color?

Jeff: who cares?

5 Do you ever sleep?

Jeff: just because I don't have eyelids doesn't mean I can't sleep

6 Who is your pet?

Jeff: Smile dog duh. But anyways I have to go take him for a walk so I will be right back.

Jeff: why would I have a pet?

7 Do you have a crush on anyone?

Would you date anyone else in the world?

8 Is Ben your best friend?
9 What is your reaction to 2 Girls 1 cup?

Jeff: Uh I don't know why? * Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup * * Barfs * Oh my god! That is the most disgusting video I have ever seen! That's worst than those Horrifying Cute Ponies!

Jeff: So horrifying that my face carving turned into a frown!

10 What cartoons do you watch?

Jeff: have you forgotten I kill people for a living?

Jeff: the only cartoon that I watch is mr. Pickle

Jeff: Cartoons are stupid.

Jeff: Happy Tree Friends is my favorite cartoon that I grow up as a kid

The Contenders
11 Who would you choose to play football with: Slenderman or Ben?

Jeff: Uh... Slenderman: Jeff what are you doing? Jeff: I'm answering these people some questions maybe you can figure it out Slendy! Slenderman: DON'T CALL ME SLENDY! * Throws Jeff through the window * Jeff: ugh... ok I will stop... Ow... Slenderman: * Troll face * He He He. Welp that's it! I hope you like this very funny list and don't worry folks! I Will do more! So Bye

12 Why do you look like Marilyn Manson?

Jeff: I got set on fire and came out looking white so I'm still trying to figure that mystery out

Jeff: Go to sleep.

13 What would you do if Eyeless Jack took your kidneys?

Jeff: I would first ask Him for my Kidney's back, and then I would KILL HIM!

14 Why can't you just die?

I wish he would. I hate Jeff I want to fight him.

15 How do you feel about people shipping you with Jane?

Who do you want to date and why? And what do you feel about FANGIRLS?

16 Can we be best friends? I'm a killer just like you!
17 Do you eat people?

Jeff: Yes can I eat you?

18 Do you like Sonic. Exe or Ticci Toby as a friend?

Jeff:hm a made up video game character or a mindless slave...tricky

19 Are animals awesome?

Jeff: I eat animals

20 I'm not a fangirl but what do you think of them?

Jeff: They're mentally ill.

21 What do you think of the SpongeBob episode A Pal for Gary?

Jeff:Let me watch it. *After the episode* Jeff:*angrily* That was the worst episode ever! I can't believe SpongeBob did this to Gary.

Jeff: I don't watch T.V. anymore

22 Why did your skin turn white?
23 Would you kill jason?
24 Who is your best friend?
25 Who was your favorite victim
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