Top 10 Things to Ask Jeff the Killer
If you have a question, Jeff, the famous Creepypasta character, will answer it.
Here are ten things you can ask Jeff about!
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Why did Chuck Norris beat you up so badly?
Jeff: I stay away from Chuck Norris because he'll roundhouse kick me.
Jeff: Usually, if I see Chuck Norris coming, I run away as fast as I can.
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Why do you kill people?
Jeff: Because my good-looking face just got burned!
Jeff: I'm crazy and I enjoy watching the life drain from their eyes.
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Do you hate Dora the Explorer?
Jeff: UGH! Please don't talk about that show. It's scarier than me! It's too horrifying to watch!
Jeff: Sorry, I'm too busy mutilating dead bodies to answer that.
Jeff: Sorry, I already killed her.
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What is your favorite color?
Jeff: White is my favorite color of all time.
Jeff: Red, like the color of my victim's blood.
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Do you ever sleep?
Jeff: I can't close my eyes, so no, I don't sleep. But instead, you do!
I'm blind from cutting my eyelids, so yeah - Jeff the Killer.
Jeff: Just because I don't have eyelids doesn't mean I can't sleep.
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Do you have a crush on anyone?
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Who is your pet?
Jeff: Smile Dog, duh. But anyway, I have to go take him for a walk, so I will be right back.
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Is Ben your best friend?
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What cartoons do you watch?
Jeff: Have you forgotten I kill people for a living?
Jeff: Happy Tree Friends is my favorite cartoon that I grew up with as a kid.
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Who would you choose to play football with: Slenderman or Ben?
Jeff: Uh... Slenderman: Jeff, what are you doing? Jeff: I'm answering these people's questions. Maybe you can figure it out, Slendy! Slenderman: DON'T CALL ME SLENDY! *Throws Jeff through the window* Jeff: Ugh... OK, I will stop... Ow... Slenderman: *Troll face* Hehehe. Welp, that's it! I hope you like this very funny list, and don't worry, folks! I will do more! So, bye!
That is your sport - killing people?
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Who's Joe?
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Will you go out with me?
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What is your reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Jeff: Uh, I don't know why? *Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup* *Barfs* Oh my God! That is the most disgusting video I have ever seen! That's worse than those horrifying cute ponies!
Jeff: So horrifying that my face carving turned into a frown!
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What would you do if Eyeless Jack took your kidneys?
Jeff: I would first ask him for my kidneys back, and then I would KILL HIM!
Jeff: Tear his guts out and smear them all over his face.
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Why do you look like Marilyn Manson?
Jeff: I got set on fire and came out looking white, so I'm still trying to figure that mystery out.
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How do you feel about people shipping you with Jane?
Who do you want to date and why? And what do you feel about fangirls?
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Why can't you just die?
I wish he would. I hate Jeff. I want to fight him.
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Can we be best friends? I'm a killer just like you!
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Do you eat people?
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Do you like Sonic.exe or Ticci Toby as a friend?
Jeff: I hate them both, logically.
Jeff: Hm, a made-up video game character or a mindless slave... tricky.
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Are animals awesome?
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I'm not a fangirl, but what do you think of them?
Jeff: Don't talk about them, please? Ugh... so annoying! Anyway, I'm supposed to be ugly, but these fangirls are ruining my reputation!
Fangirls: We love you! Soul (female): Oh God, no, please don't say - Fangirls: Jeffrey, f - me, Daddy! Soul: Ew, nasty. A riot has started.
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Would you kill Jason?
What do you think the answer is? Of course, I would kill him.
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Who is your best friend?
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Who was your favorite victim?
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What do you think of the SpongeBob episode "A Pal for Gary"?
Jeff: Let me watch it. *After the episode* Jeff: *Angrily* That was the worst episode ever! I can't believe SpongeBob did this to Gary.
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Why did your skin turn white?
Jeff: I don't know. Perhaps I drink too much milk, I guess.