Top 10 Things to Buy If You're a Billionaire

They say money can't buy happiness, but is that true?

1. Private Jet

   Yes, I wouldn't mind this. But no amount of money can buy the nicest things: love, friendship, contentment, etc.

   I definitely want one of those. And seven more.

   Yes, even though I'd probably never use it. I could just give it to my uncle and aunt for Christmas. Wish I could say that, but I'm not rich.

2. Massive Real Estate

   I would have lots of vacation homes scattered all over NYC, LA, San Francisco, Orlando, and Vegas. Each home would be available for rent, costing $200-500 per night. They would all have plenty of amenities.

   I have a big house myself, and it is professionally designed, but nobody in Kostrzyn has much of a yard.

   You need to show that you have money!

3. Supercar Collection

   If you enjoy looking at pictures of cars for hours (e.g., me), this would be amazing. What could be better than owning million-dollar cars, some old and some new?

4. Mansion

   Every billionaire needs a mansion. It's like having a money room in that CoD BO2 multiplayer map - I forget the name, but it's the one with the basketball court, you know?

   I would have dog suites, a pool, spa, game room, and much more!

   Then I could move out of this little house! I'd get a really big one so Grandma could move in! My family would be so happy.

5. Yacht

6. Your Own City

7. Hover Board

8. Billionaire Wardrobe

   Yeah, who wouldn't want a nice wardrobe and have swag in everything they wear?

9. Tropical Island

   It better have houses. You can turn it into a resort and earn much more money.

   Just imagine having your own tropical island with palm trees and coconuts!

10. Food

    Everything a poor country grows, I take.

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13. Racetrack

    A supercar collection would be useless if you don't have a racetrack to drive them around!

    Where else are you going to use that impressive supercar collection? Motorhead for life.

14. Bond Villain Style Base

    Ooh, yes! I definitely want one of these. Whether disguised as a volcano, in an underwater trench between two tectonic plates, or in a crevasse on Ganymede, I'd certainly get this.

    This could be so cool! I would make it underground or in a cave and include one of those high-backed chairs.

15. Private Zip-Line

    And I could fall off into my 100-degree lake in the winter!

    It seems fun. We could have so much fun!

16. Helicopter

17. Speedboat

    A speedboat goes super fast. Boom.

18. Personal Submarine

19. Jet Ski

20. Personal Chef

    

    I need this in my life. Can a billionaire please just give me some money?

21. Gold Plated Statue of Yourself

22. Playboy Mansion

23. Mech Robot

24. EarthBound

    I'd buy the entire EarthBound intellectual property and give it back to Nintendo for free.

25. A Country

    I'm not entirely sure that you can own a country...

26. Movies

    

    I'd buy a bunch of movies! I love them so much. They're so interesting!

    I could get so many movies! I'd buy a lot and try some scary ones!

27. Models