Top Ten Worst Body Parts to Be Out of Proportion In Size to the Rest of Your Body

I put legs at #1 because I am able to describe this from experience. My legs are enormously long, such that I would be 2-3 inches shorter if they were normal. And that's more than just hitting your head on things or cramped seating.
They ache like hell every morning, you have too little choice when buying specific clothing, furniture, beds, and cars, which are often expensive. Picking stuff up and tying shoes is a dilemma. @Britgirl I'm 6'4". I suffer A LOT MORE!
You're not the only ones. My legs take up almost three-fifths of my body, and it's a pain to have to be in awkward positions to sit down in the back seat of a car.
If you looked at me, you'd think I'm just average, but take my age and my ethnicity as important factors. I'm 13 and Latina, which means I should be around 4'9'', but instead I'm 5'5''. That's why I don't wear skirts.
I'm having a really hard time with body image at the moment, so please don't say anything nasty. I'm 19, and most of my life I've had small boobs and stayed the same size 6 / 2 in the USA. Then, at 18, I suddenly went from a size B to a DD with no weight gain.
But my legs and the rest of my body have stayed relatively the same size. I look so lanky and oddly tall. I'm 5ft7 and I just look so out of proportion. I would love to have bigger legs and actually have a bum, and then I wouldn't even mind my breast size. But it's a real confidence knocker, to be honest.
I'm a skinny male. I have a big butt and my hips are wider than my chest.
Go to sit down, the chair breaks. This can be horrible. How is legs #1?
Think this primarily makes you more manly? Think harder. No innuendo intended.
I have moderately large elbows. Eating at a table can consume a surprising amount of space.
I once knew a poor chap whose fingers were too thick to play the piano. They couldn't fit between the black keys!
My broad shoulders take away from my feeling feminine. My waist is not so big, but because my legs are skinny, I look like a triangle.
Large shoulders must be difficult to serve as a pivot for your arms.
Imagine having a brain the size of a walnut. You'll be so dumb.
Large brain, normal-sized skull. Heavy head!
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You would be in love with everybody. Terrible!
I have fairly long arms, and it's embarrassing when you accidentally slap people in the face with them when you turn around. I've lost count of the times people yelled at me for that and I apologize countless times.
Because you'll look unintentionally pregnant and nothing could make you look decent.
Have you guys ever looked and thought that your bones were showing? It's not pretty.
Ugh... The feeling of a thin neck collapsing under the weight of your own head...