Top Ten Worst Body Parts to Be Out of Proportion In Size to the Rest of Your Body

The Top Ten

  1. Head

  2. Legs

    I put legs at #1 because I am able to describe this from experience. My legs are enormously long, such that I would be 2-3 inches shorter if they were normal. And that's more than just hitting your head on things or cramped seating.

    They ache like hell every morning, you have too little choice when buying specific clothing, furniture, beds, and cars, which are often expensive. Picking stuff up and tying shoes is a dilemma. @Britgirl I'm 6'4". I suffer A LOT MORE!

    You're not the only ones. My legs take up almost three-fifths of my body, and it's a pain to have to be in awkward positions to sit down in the back seat of a car.

    If you looked at me, you'd think I'm just average, but take my age and my ethnicity as important factors. I'm 13 and Latina, which means I should be around 4'9'', but instead I'm 5'5''. That's why I don't wear skirts.

  3. Breasts

    Gigantomastia sounds extra painful with gravity acting on them, especially when combined with the breast pain that can come with periods, along with shoulder and back pain.

    Bras would be extra expensive, and shirts would have to be only plus-size, which I heard is more expensive due to the greater amount of fabric. You're probably more likely to see sympathy for people who are crippled by morbid obesity, but not much at all when it comes to really large breasts. It's seen as a blessing, but to me that sounds like a curse.

    Thank science for breast reductions! It's pricey, but it's the most effective solution, as breasts with dense glandular or fibrous tissue can't be shrunk through weight loss. Huge ones may even cause anorexia in individuals trying to shrink them.

  4. Butt

    I'm a skinny male. I have a big butt and my hips are wider than my chest.

    Go to sit down, the chair breaks. This can be horrible. How is legs #1?

  5. Testes

    Think this primarily makes you more manly? Think harder. No innuendo intended.

    Sounds like walking would be difficult and could risk more injury.

  6. Elbows

    I have moderately large elbows. Eating at a table can consume a surprising amount of space.

  7. Hands

    I once knew a poor chap whose fingers were too thick to play the piano. They couldn't fit between the black keys!

  8. Shoulders

    My broad shoulders take away from my feeling feminine. My waist is not so big, but because my legs are skinny, I look like a triangle.

    Large shoulders must be difficult to serve as a pivot for your arms.

  9. Brain

    Imagine having a brain the size of a walnut. You'll be so dumb.

    Large brain, normal-sized skull. Heavy head!

  10. Hips

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Navel

  12. ?

    Feet

    13. The Contenders

  13. Arms

    I have fairly long arms, and it's embarrassing when you accidentally slap people in the face with them when you turn around. I've lost count of the times people yelled at me for that and I apologize countless times.

  14. Penis

  15. Anus

  16. Stomach

    Because you'll look unintentionally pregnant and nothing could make you look decent.

    Have you guys ever looked and thought that your bones were showing? It's not pretty.

  17. Lips

  18. Neck

    Ugh... The feeling of a thin neck collapsing under the weight of your own head...

  19. Heart

    You would be in love with everybody. Terrible!

  20. Nose

  21. Thighs

  22. Eyes

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