Top Ten Awkward Things That Everyone Does

At least everyone does this at one point in their lives.

The Top Ten

  1. Say "ow!" even though you didn't feel pain

    I don't know why this happens. It seems funny, but it's unfortunately true, and we all do it.

    Like when you see someone fall or when you're stressed. I do this all the time.

    This reminds me of Stampy's early videos where he said "ouch" every time he got hurt in Minecraft.

  2. "I agree to the terms and services" even though you didn't read one word

    Whoever does this wastes their time.

    That's me, but my mom forces me to read the entire thing before agreeing to it.

  3. Be scared of a U or PG movie

  4. Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go off

    I do this a lot. I'm always trying to see the light go off before the door closes.

    I used to do this as a five-year-old because I thought it was magical.

    It's satisfying for some odd reason. That's not weird, right?

  5. Comment something and realize it's not your account

    Haha, wow! I've done everything on this list except this one! I honestly thought I was the only person (above five) who sometimes goes up the stairs on all fours. You won't tell anyone, will you?

    Hah! This has happened a lot to me.

  6. Say something weird and act like it's normal

    I do this all the time. If you met me in person and talked to me, if I say something weird, I'll act like it's serious.

  7. Remember something, forget it, and then remember it again

    This happens to me many times. It happens when your mind is in an excited mode that can temporarily block your secondary memory.

    This happens to me with what video I want to watch. I'll watch another video to recover my memory on what I want to watch.

    This is so frustrating, yet I laugh every time someone else does it.

  8. Mindlessly dance around without knowing it

    I'm a dancer, so muscle memory kicks in and I am dancing to silence. It's quite fun actually.

  9. Go upstairs on all fours

    I run up and fall to all fours on the last five or so.

    So what? If the dog gets to do it, then so do I.

  10. Fart

    All humans do it! But it's awkward and so embarrassing!

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    Say "caronaviris"

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    Talk to yourself without realizing somebody can hear you

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  13. Make up a word and later find out it's an actual word

    That is always so odd and surprising to hear or find out about!

    I eventually stopped inventing words because of this.

    Definitely happened before - usually, my new word even means something similar to the real definition, so perhaps I knew the word but had forgotten it.

  14. Accidently calling the wrong person your mum.

    Yes, sometimes this happens to me at school. I sometimes accidentally call my teacher mom.

    Bruh, it took me months to stop calling my best friend mom! She is just so responsible!

  15. Try to balance a switch between on and off

  16. Scratch your genitals

  17. Make screeching noises when you stretch

  18. Pick your nose

  19. Run to your bedroom after turning off the light

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