Top 10 Worst Places to Crash Your Car
I don't even want to think about that happening. It would suck.
What's worse is that I have thalassophobia (fear of the ocean).
*Blub blub blub*
And those would be the last sounds I make as I drown in the depths of the water...
Hello? I hit an animal. Can I get an insurance claim?
Yes! Can you tell me what you hit?
A fish.
A.K.A. suicidal. Straight into the shark's tummy you go.
You're FIRED! That's what your boss can say after you crash into their house.
Great job! You just got fired for crashing into your boss's house!
Hm... Not very diplomatic, but tempting, surely...
"Hello, yeah my car is stuck in The Statue of Liberty."
Help! My car is stuck in the Eiffel Tower!
But you would be all over the news.
What if the cliff had Richard as a surname? Would that be okay?
I wonder if Abraham Lincoln is unbroken...
That would be bad. Your car would probably catch on fire from the lava or sink into it.
Oh no! Ouch!... I hate talking about this...
That would be the worst. Hopefully, you wouldn't run over anyone.
"Uh... I'm a wedding crasher... I think."
Speeding trains will probably wreck your car the most out of everything on this list. At least the train will most likely not get damaged enough to kill anyone.
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I would not want to crash into a luxurious car (e.g., Lamborghinis, Ferraris, etc.), but if I did, the damage to it would be super costly!
I don't imagine you would be likely to kill it, but it would be hurt enough to be extremely unhappy.
Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling at 100 mph into your own office and you just think, "Oh crap." Laugh out loud.
That would be really bad. You would probably get fired for crashing into it.
That would be bad. You would probably get electrocuted and cause a power outage.
So, you're sitting in the uncomfortable chairs provided in the library. You have some coffee by you, and you're nestled into a good book, and...
BAM! The world's quietest place turns into a giant wad of paper, metal, and glass.
You: Sorry.
Librarian: Sorry, but you are kicked out of the library!
You: NO!
So, you're torturing the torture chamber by crashing into it? I need to go now. It's going to be a tragic view.
I crashed my car into the Death Star. Why are you complaining about crashing into a measly space station?
Someone watched "Man of Steel" too much.
How exactly would you get your car to crash into, say, the ISS?
I don't see how that's possible, but, okay.
Killing alive people present at a funeral? That's such a bad thing to happen.
We'll need some more coffins for that!
You'll probably get help almost right away.
And Justin Bieber's ghost would come and play his music and never stop no matter what!
