Top 10 Rules for Surviving a Zombie Outbreak

If zombie movies have taught you anything, it's that rules matter more than luck. Sure, dumb luck might get you through a narrow alley swarming with the undead once or twice. But luck runs out. Brains, planning, and a strict no-nonsense approach to survival? That stuff sticks around.

You've seen the horror stories unfold. A bite ignored. A friend trusted one day, turning rabid the next. A trigger-happy idiot wasting bullets on torso shots while the real threat keeps lurching forward. In a world gone rotten, mistakes aren't learning experiences. They're one-way tickets to becoming dinner.

It's not just about blasting zombies either. It's about managing your resources, spotting lies in desperate eyes, and figuring out who's a fellow survivor and who's just waiting to stab you in the back over a can of beans. Every rule here is written in blood, sweat, and the collective memory of countless zombie fiction disasters.

So here's your shot to weigh in. What rules really deserve a permanent spot in the survival guide? Which ones should every last man, woman, and bunker-dwelling prepper live by?

The Top Ten

  1. Aim for the Head

    It's common knowledge that destroying the brain is the fastest way to kill a zombie.

  2. Maintain Ammo Count

    Every bullet counts during an outbreak. It's never a good idea to go out guns blazing. There is nothing worse than being surrounded by zombies and having no ammo.

  3. Stay Fit

    Zombies are relentless. Staying in shape is the best way to live a longer life. The fat and the slow are the first to go.

    Unless it's The Walking Dead, and they're slow.

  4. If a Person Is Bitten, Dispose of Them Immediately

    It doesn't matter who they are - a family member, a friend, or a loved one. Once a person is bitten, there's no avoiding it. They will turn into a zombie. Kill them before they kill you.

    Too many people in movies and games have made the mistake of allowing an afflicted person to live.

  5. Be Careful Who You Trust

    It's always important to know who not to trust. Some people might seem helpful at the time but will betray you by stealing your supplies or leaving you behind.

    Oh yeah, about that, you don't want to get betrayed.

  6. Use Your Environment

    Anything and everything that isn't nailed down can be used as a weapon.

  7. Stay Away from Dark Places

    Zombies tend to hang out in dark places such as train tunnels and abandoned houses.

    If you enter a dark place, a zombie might be lurking in the shadows.

  8. Avoid Basements

    When picking a safe house, make sure there is an emergency exit. While hiding in the basement may seem like a good idea, when zombies break through the door, there's no way out.

  9. Work Together

    Night of the Living Dead taught us that teamwork is important for surviving a zombie attack. Not working together always ends in disaster.

  10. Always Check the Backseat of a Car

    If you ever need to travel, it's always wise to check the backseat of the car. Zombies are known for hiding there and jumping out when you least expect them to.

    That should be number one! It would be awful if you got in your car and then a zombie came out of nowhere and killed you!

    11. The Newcomers
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    If Neighbors Leave, Anything in Their House is for the Taking

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    Never Go Out at Night

    13. The Contenders

  13. Always Make Sure a Zombie Is Really Dead

    You should've gone for the head.

  14. Choose a Reasonable Weapon

    Guns are powerful and long-ranged, but will eventually run out of ammo. Keep something like a sword, as well as a low-ranged melee weapon with you at all times to ensure protection during dangerous situations.

  15. Don't Use Butter Knives as Weapons

    Wham bam shazam! No, really, why would anyone do that?

  16. Get Your Gun

    Pow pow pow, it's really reasonable to pull the trigger.

  17. Use Quiet Transportation

    Electric cars are good, and so are hybrids.

  18. Don't Be a Hero

    If you do well, sacrifice is not always the best.

  19. In Dangerous Situations, Act and Dress Like a Zombie

    Because they won't recognize you're a human.

  20. Never Trust an Animal

  21. Avoid Cities

  22. Eliminate the Weakest Link

  23. Use Quiet Weapons

  24. Know Your Surroundings

  25. Head for a Harbor

    Commandeer a boat and sail away. Zombies can't swim, and even if they could, the sharks would get them.

  26. Grab a Flying Machine

    Preferably a hot air balloon or a helicopter, since they don't require a long runway to land safely.

  27. Head for a Hill

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