Top 10 Worst Sounds the Human Body Makes
Listening to someone vomit is absolute torture! A long time ago, a kid in my class said he felt sick, so he was sent to the bathroom. Unfortunately, the bathroom was right around the corner from our classroom, and you could hear everything through the walls. I was trying to take a test, but the sound of loud gagging and vomiting made me feel so nauseous that I couldn't focus on my test anymore.
This girl vomited while I was taking a test, and she did that little burp thing before it happened. It was so gross! I had to cover my ears, but I didn't want to be rude and act like she was disrupting me. I felt really bad for her.
There are so many variations in the sound of farts (or trumping as my nan calls it). I think it's hilarious, especially when someone lets out a quiet, squeaky one. It can set off the whole office with laughter.
Honestly, fart jokes are the easiest and laziest form of comedy. It bothers me when they show up in otherwise brilliant shows or conversations.
Not only does it sound terrible, but it smells terrible!
My Aunt Dottie snores so loudly! Once, when we were on vacation and sleeping in the same room, she woke me up with her snoring, and I couldn't go back to sleep because it was so loud!
It's complete hell whenever my dad falls asleep on our couch. His snoring is so loud that it overpowers the TV, and he doesn't even notice!
I have a 50/50 opinion on snoring. Sometimes, it's funny, and I laugh. Other times, it annoys me so much that I can't sleep.
I have misophonia (a diagnosed condition where certain sounds, like chewing, cause intense discomfort), and I also have oversensitive hearing. It's the worst combination ever.
Close your darn mouth! Why the heck are you smacking your lips and kissing food? GROSS.
This is one of my pet peeves. Listening to someone smack their lips while they eat is so annoying.
Burps are more disgusting than farts. What's up with farts being at #1?! Burps should hold that spot!
I can't believe that in some other countries people actually burp to show appreciation for the food.
I have misophonia, and this, along with chewing and snoring, drives my brain insane.
It's annoying, especially with little kids.
Grinding teeth makes a horrible sound.
My brother does it in his sleep.
Hiccups are embarrassing and funny! If you don't believe me, let me tell you a story. On my birthday, at my party, everyone came, and we had a Bremen cheesecake and a melted chocolate cake - yum! Instead of everyone singing Happy Birthday, they told me to sing it solo while they clapped. But just as I began to sing, I started hiccuping repeatedly. Everyone thought I was adding something funny to the song, so they didn't realize I was actually hiccuping. They clapped the whole time, and at the end, I told them I had been hiccuping the entire time. It was hilarious!
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Cracking my joints is one of my biggest habits, and I love doing it myself. But when I hear other people do it, I cringe. I know it's hypocritical!
My brother specializes in doing this to make everyone go crazy. It's uncivilized and purely obscene.
This drives my mom nuts, and my uncle even cracks my sister's toes just to upset her.
Why isn't this No. 1? Imagine sitting next to your crush during a test, and your stomach starts making sounds like a dying whale. Yeah, not fun.
I have a bowel issue and have to take Laxido, so my stomach makes loud sounds all the time. During assemblies at school, I literally hold my breath and pray that it doesn't happen.
It always happens when the room is full of people and completely silent. That's when my stomach decides to make dying whale sounds. It's so embarrassing!
Humans are not pigs! So stop acting like one!
Snowboarding also sounds really gross.
I'm also annoyed by the wet clicking sounds some people make while talking. They probably just need to drink water to get rid of it.
I must sound like hell wherever I go...
Some sneezes are funny, but most of them just sound awful. I feel like I'm in the middle of a pandemic every time I hear or experience a loud sneeze. I always feel bad for myself and for others when I sneeze because it's such an unpleasant sound.
I have an incredibly loud sneeze. It's awful! In school, I feel so guilty because everyone just sighs and says, "Bless you..." Sometimes, they don't even bother acknowledging it.
It's even worse if you have a cold. Then there's gross stuff all over your arm.
Some girls can really carry a tune - let me outta here!
As if girls weren't loud and annoying enough.
I have a nasal polyp in my left nostril, so when I sneeze during a cold, a ton of liquid snot comes out because the nostril is blocked.
I have a nasal polyp too, so whenever I have a stuffy nose, it feels like hell.
It doesn't make sounds, but it still feels disgusting.
If you do this, yeah, that's a sex noise. No offense.
I can't stand it when my parents moan in the room right next to me. It's so uncomfortable.
Especially when grown-ups repeatedly kiss babies over and over again...
Crying is a really annoying sound.
Anyone who's been around babies knows that this has to be the most annoying sound.
It is funny sometimes, especially when you compare the hissing sound to a broken store sink. But overall, it is actually disgusting and loud, even though it sometimes feels relaxing.
I hate the sound of urinating. It's gross and makes me feel uncomfortable.
It's gross, but also kind of funny.