Worst Celebrity Baby Names

The Top Ten
1 North West

My sister thought North West was their son's name because the name could go for boys, but seriously, a girl name!? Gee, Kanye, why don't you name your next kid South?!

You only have to be as narcissistic as the Kardashians to name your children after directions on a compass. They only did it for clout.

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

It's so hilarious though. Maybe Kim's planning to name her second child East or say South. But still common, its unique, isn't it?!

2 Audio Science

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that?

I think he was on drugs and drunk when they named their child this.

Poor kid has probably been bullied due to this ridiculous name.

3 Apple

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I envision a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to resemble some other object, with the kid's name on it. Just picture visiting day and reading the bulletin board: Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other normal names, and then... Apple!

This is horrible! Can you believe what might happen when she or he goes to school and gets bullied?

Apple's mother is a nitwit, so what do you expect? Will she name her next one, Cherry?

This is a kid who will be bitten a lot.

4 Dweezil

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.

Sounds like something a bully would call you, not something a parent would name their child.

At least Moon Unit could have just gone by Moon, but there's no covering up the name Dweezil.

This makes Apple sound cute!

5 Banjo

What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice.

That person's parents probably want him/her to play the banjo.

6 Blue Ivy

Blue Ivy is a dumb name. I bet they're going to name their next baby Poison Ivy.

7 Culture
8 Moon Unit

Who names their kid this? If they were having such a hard time being creative and coming up with a normal-sounding name, why not Google it? But come on, MOON UNIT?!? "Yeah, let's name our kid Moon Unit! He/she is not going to get teased!"

Somebody working at NASA probably named their child this.

9 Soda

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become?

What a stupid name.

10 Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

It's the worst name among Frank's children... It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha.

What kind of name is this?

The Contenders
11 Pilot

Is there... 21 of them?

12 Royalty Brown
13 Suri
14 Kal-el

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think?

15 Shiloh

Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.

Shiloh is my dog's name.

16 Future
17 Rumer
18 Tallulah Belle
19 Kyd Miller
20 Scout

Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers?

I thought Scout was a dog name and people didn't actually name their child this.

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names.

That's my baby's name

21 Chicago West

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder of that. It's still a pretty lackluster name though.

22 Moxie Crimefighter
23 X Æ A-Xii
24 Saint West

Why isn't this in the top ten? I mean... Seriously?! You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he had barely lived life?

25 Bandit Way
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