Worst Celebrity Baby Names

The Top Ten
1 North West

My sister thought North West was their son's name because the name could go for boys but seriously a girl name!? Gee Kanye why don't you name your next kid South!?

You only have to be as narcissistic as the Kardashians to name your children after directions on a compass. They only did it for clout.

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

It's so hilarious though. Maybe Kim's planning to name her second child East or say South. But still common, its unique, isn't it?!

2 Audio Science

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that?

I think he was on drugs and drunk when they named their child this.

Poor kid has probably been bullied due to this ridiculous name.

3 Apple

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I imagine the early years of school, I imagine a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to look like some other object and the kid's name on it. Imagine visiting day and reading the bulletin board. Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other NORMAL names, then- Apple!

This is horrible! Can you believe what might happen when she/he goes to school and gets bullied?

Apple's mother is a nitwit, so what do you expect? Will she name her next one Cherry?

This is a kid who will be bitten a lot.

4 Dweezil

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing. It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil The Clown is the new thing.

Sounds like something a bully would call you, not something a parent would name their child.

This makes Apple sound cute!

At least Moon Unit could have just gone by moon, but there's no covering up the name Dweezil

5 Banjo

What if they play the Tuba better? Parents need to think twice.

That persons parents probably want he/she to play the banjo. laugh out loud

6 Blue Ivy

Ok I don't Get It When I Voted On This I Look At Percentages And There's 0.5% and Ethan (Such A Good Name) 0.2 And Sunday Rose 0.2 this Should Be 26 shouldn't it

Blue ivy is a dumb name. I bet their going to name their next baby
Poison ivy

7 Culture
8 Moon Unit

Who names their kid this? If they were having such a hard time being creative and comming up with a normal-sounding name, Google it! But come on, MOON UNIT?!? "Yeah, let's name our kid Moon Unit! He/she is not going to get teased! "

Somebody working at NASA probably named their child this.

9 Soda

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become?

What a stupid name

10 Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

It's the worst name among Frank's children... It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha

What kind of name is this?

The Contenders
11 Pilot

Is there...21 of them?

12 Royalty Brown
13 Suri

Why does everyone hate this name ?

14 Kal-el

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

Really Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think?

15 Shiloh

Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.

I think Shiloh is a great name!

Whats wrong with that name?

Shiloh is my dog's name

16 Future
17 Rumer
18 Tallulah Belle
19 Kyd Miller
20 Scout

Isn't that the name of a dog, from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers?

I thought scout was a dog name and people didn't actually name their child this...

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names.

That's my baby's name

21 Chicago West

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder for that. Its still a pretty lackluster name though.

22 Moxie Crimefighter
23 X Æ A-Xii
24 Saint West

Why isn't this in even top ten? I mean.. Seriously?!.. You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he had barely lived life?

Why kim just why

25 Bandit Way
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