Top 10 Worst Celebrity Baby Names

It seems like the realm of stardom brings with it not only a life in the limelight but also a penchant for the unique, the extraordinary, and sometimes, the downright bizarre.

What are the most bewildering, eyebrow-raising celebrity baby names out there? Which names truly deserve the crown of most peculiar? These are the choices that leave us scratching our heads, pondering over whether it’s the pressure of Hollywood's glaring spotlight that encourages these unusual selections, or perhaps just a desire to be distinctive and break away from the norm.
The Top Ten
1 North West (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)

My sister thought North West was their son's name because the name could go for boys. But seriously, a girl name?! Gee, Kanye, why don't you name your next kid South?!

You only have to be as narcissistic as the Kardashians to name your children after directions on a compass. They only did it for clout.

Kim Kardashian is a talentless bint and can't even do a good job naming her kid. Silly cow. Don't get me started on Kanye West, jeez...

2 Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)

Jeez! What kind of world are we living in? I am going to name my kid something normal. Like Robert or something. Not THIS!

Was this person on drugs or drunk when their child was born or something like that?

I think he was on drugs and drunk when they named their child this.

3 Apple Martin (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)

Imagine what school would be like for this kid! Whenever I think of the early years of school, I envision a bulletin board with laminated paper shaped or colored to resemble some other object, with the kid's name on it.

Just picture visiting day and reading the bulletin board: Sammy, Lila, Eli, and all these other normal names, and then... Apple!

This is horrible! Can you believe what might happen when she or he goes to school and gets bullied?

Apple's mother is a nitwit, so what do you expect? Will she name her next one, Cherry?

4 Dweezil Zappa (Frank Zappa and Gail Zappa)

That's depressing. Poor kid. I can't even read the name without laughing.

It's like a clown name. Forget BoBo. Dweezil the Clown is the new thing.

Sounds like something a bully would call you, not something a parent would name their child.

At least Moon Unit could have just gone by Moon, but there's no covering up the name Dweezil.

5 Banjo Taylor (Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor)

What if they play the tuba better? Parents need to think twice.

That person's parents probably want him/her to play the banjo.

6 Blue Ivy Carter (Beyoncé and Jay-Z)

Blue Ivy is a dumb name. I bet they're going to name their next baby Poison Ivy.

7 Kulture Kiari Cephus (Cardi B and Offset)
8 Moon Unit Zappa (Frank Zappa and Gail Zappa)

Who names their kid this? If they were having such a hard time being creative and coming up with a normal-sounding name, why not Google it?

But come on, MOON UNIT?!? "Yeah, let's name our kid Moon Unit! He/she is not going to get teased!"

Somebody working at NASA probably named their child this.

9 Soda (Adam Sandler)

This is a stupid name. That is so hurtful. That child is stuck with that name for the rest of their life.

Now celebs are naming kids after drinks? What has the world become?

10 Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa (Frank Zappa and Gail Zappa)

It's the worst name among Frank's children. It makes Dweezil sound great! Haha.

The Contenders
11 Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
12 Royalty Brown (Chris Brown and Nia Guzman)
13 Suri Cruise (Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
14 Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim)

No way I'm gonna name my son after Superman. Plus, do we have Kryptonians living on our planet?

Really, Nicolas Cage? Was that the best you could even think?

15 Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)

Named by Angelina "thigh legs" Jolie. Enough said.

16 Future Zahir Wilburn (Ciara and Future)
17 Rumer Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
18 Tallulah Belle Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
19 Kyd Miller Duchovny (Tea Leoni and David Duchovny)
20 Scout Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)

Isn't that the name of a dog from a company that specializes in early education options for toddlers?

I thought Scout was a dog name and people didn't actually name their child this.

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all three kids names.

21 Chicago West (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)

I mean, Kanye West is from Chicago, so I guess it's a reminder of that. It's still a pretty lackluster name, though.

22 Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette (Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten)
23 X Æ A-Xii Musk (Elon Musk and Claire Boucher/Grimes)
24 Saint West (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)

Why isn't this in the top ten? I mean... Seriously?! You proclaim your baby to be a saint when he has barely lived life?

25 Bandit Lee Way (Gerard Way and Lindsey Way)
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