Worst Nick Jr. Shows

Dora is blind and deaf. When she sees star mountain, she says, "Can anyone tell me where is star mountain? " and she knows it's over there. "It's over there, you mindless dudyhead, " I say. " Where? " she says. "There, you wet dog! " I say. "I might be losing my marbles. Boots, quit this mission, " It's like a ripoff of regular show but with no violence, romance, and hurtful words. What if she goes on a date? Her pants aren't tucked in so, we can see her crack and half of her buttcheeks. "Hey, Dora. You look horrible and tuck in your butt, " I say. She went on a date with Diego and butt kissed Benny and called big red chicken fat. The friends will beat her up and eat her.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bubble guppies. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nonny's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his smartness literature, for instance. The fans (don't) understand this stuff; they (don't) have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bubble guppies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Deema's existential catchphrase "Wowzers," which itself is a cryptic reference to... Something.

I think that this show is stupid as is, but on top of that it promotes sexism and teaches kids how to be gender stereotypical. The BOY can make shapes and build things and do really cool things. But what can the girl do? She can change the pattern on her flowery dress. And flop her pigtails around uselessly. It's ridiculous and sad that you teach kids at a young age how if a male shows any signs of weakness, he's gay ( which, by the way, should NEVER be used as an insult ) or a loser, or wimpy. And also teaches them that girls only like flowers and can do nothing useful besides matching the room with fashion.

Many bad things about this show:

1. The animation is very messy, and was obviously done on Microsoft Paint.
2. Peppa's a bossy brat who once blamed her father for leaving the school's teddy bear at the supermarket when it was her responsibility to take care of it.
3. George is a whiny idiot who is always crying his face off at something dumb. Also, he only says one word at a time, like "Dinosaur", "Why? ", "No! ", etc.
4. Mrs. Rabbit has every job on the show, can't she let anyone else handle her jobs and businesses?
5. The narrator from the show talks too much. He also says that everyone loves something, when it's not even true.
6. The voice acting is awful, and Peppa's voice is so annoying, it's like her voice actress has a sore throat.
7. The pigs in this show look like willies, they walk in a weird way, everyone has the same face as Peppa, and they are all facing sideways.

This show is horrible. Thank the lord they're not making anymore episodes.

Shows claim they're educational. And then parents have to spend a long time explaining to their kids and getting them to understand, "No, you can't run around with tigers and befriend bears. No, yo can't touch that dog with rabies because it will try to kill you." And then the kid goes and does it anyway! Thanks Diego!

This show claims to be "educational", but parents could have spent years trying to get the kids to understand that they cannot do things such as going close to animals like hippos, lions, tigers, bears, jaguars, and elephants. And they do it anyway. Way to go Diego. You just became the cause of a kid's death.

I wish the Royal Paladins kill Mike's family and destroy their dumbass village.
The plans:

King of Knights Alfred: Kill Mike's family.
Blaster Blade: Say his Squad destroy Mike's Dumb Village.
Blaster Blade's squad: Destroy all Mike's village including their lame castle.
Other Royal Paladin members: Kill all the creatures of all Mike's village
After that, Alfred gonna torture Mike's family to death!

This show ripped off The Legend of Zelda, your old time favorite video game and it's a tele version of Link. This shows doesn't make sense because he teaches preschoolers to kill people. That's stupid. The creator of Mike the knight stole the creator of Legend of Zelda. It's a ripoff from hell! This show will be canceled in 2016 and will be off the air forever.

Why are you haters always rating shows. The shows are for kids not you. Anyways if you hate the show you don't need to watch it and stop with the hating. Yo Gabba Gabba is awesome and it teaches kids lessons and all the shows do so go find a life rather then sitting here being a bully. At least people try to entertain you guys with shows. Shows are there to entertain not get made fun of. I love the creations. How would you like it if you made a show and it was put on the top of the top 10 worst shows.

How dare you! The only creative show on nick junior! The only things they are now are Shimmer and Whine and Poop Patrol. My childhood! Ruined! The only show that appreciates creativity, music, art, and still teaches kids to love each other. It's not Barney though. It teaches kids to handle situations correctly. It's the correct show and features real musicians.

I like this show! My little sister watches this and I love to see the puppies solve real emergencies, but I have one complaint. Why does a ten year old kid surround himself with a bunch of talking dogs, and Chase is always used, while Zuma only has three lines per episodes, all howling, barking, and laughing. But this show is good in writing (most of the time) and it has good morals and great examples of helping and/or saving the day. It has decent animation and is a good show for preschoolers. Sometimes I laugh at some decent jokes, like one time Rubble said, "Last night, I had a dream that cats could talk," and Skye replied, "Weird."

Thumbs up, Nick Jr.

I thought it was rip-off of Cars at first but, what I hate about this show is the main character Blaze:
I think he/it whatever, I think Blaze is a Mary Sue because, Blaze always wins even if the race is hard to win.. Blaze wins somehow! ALWAYS! He absolutely never loses! Yeah, I understand "good always win" but, that doesn't mean that good REALLY does ALWAYS WIN! Some heroes do lose so, it's okay to lose because no one is perfect, expect this Mary Sue called Blaze and other Mary Sues! I mean, sometimes when good loses, there are other good people stronger than a good person who lost so, they can win too but, Blaze is PERFECT for a Mary Sue!

I was looking at some of your comments, and I was thinking about your nostalgia. Yeah, this is a good show...If you're five. It's not meant for an age group higher than that. You may be a little older, which is absolutely fine, but it's not typical for an adult to walk around yelling, "I love Backyardigans! " I have no problem with you liking the show, but are you sure that you still like it, even when your older? Don't you think it may be time to mature a bit?
Just...watch something more sophisticated and see if you still like Backyardigans after it.

Whoever put this here is probably a moron who uses the ripoff excuse for hating this show over nothing. I know Aladdin and Shimmer and Shine are genie-themed, but they have completely different plots.

The show got less formulaic and gained brand new animation and episode formula during Season 2. And I like pre-school shows like that. Besides, there is an episode where no wish formula was used. I personally like the idea of how Season 2 was simulated, because while teaching kids more valuable lessons, they also tend to laugh at the piece of humor and enjoy the action as they're learning.

You guys can hate me all you want but, wh n I was little, loved this show as a kindergartner. I agree the animation is not good and the plots are OKAY, but believe or not, this show brought me closer to my mom and dad and my brothers. At first, you guys will be like "That's crazy talk, this show just taught me how to blah blah blah" but NO. This show taught me how to be responsible and to love my family. And you might think this, but this show ISN'T SAPPY. The characters aren't SUPER SICKLY SWEET and believe or not AGAIN, some of them are pretty relatable. So go ahead and HATE ME AND THEOW ME IN FIRE! No one can change my opinion.

This show is so awful, here are the top 5 reasons this show is bad.

1. This show is boring even for two year olds

2. This show is home to one of the very few dragon characters I despise, norvile I'm not going to bother capitalizing his name he does not deserve it.

3. This show has no likable characters and is an insult to every person who try's to make learning fun.

4. Again about norvile, I hate that I know the names, that stupid dragon (I love most dragons I just hate this one so much) he sounds like a heavily drunk man doing a chihuahua impersonation.

And number five the main character I will just call him the blue troll is so stupid he needs a stick and a bunch of three year olds to help him spell simple words.

What! Oswald shouldn't be on here because he teaches you to always look both ways before crossing the street.

Oswald is a good show! It teaches you things! *REAL LIFE STUFF* like crossing the street, must shows that use animals are stupid, but NOT this one

Why the hell is this show on here? This show was my childhood and I still kinda like it. Its way better than the crappy shows they air nowadays

This show is a ripoff of Sailor Moon. Alexa's old time favorite show. And it's a tele version of sailor moon. Plus the theme song sucks. Nick jr what were you thinking!? Were you trying to ripoff sailor moon? Nick jr you should be ashamed of your self making this piece of crap.

I hate this annoying and too girly show. I can just imagine all of the really religious Christian and Muslim parents prohibiting their kids from watching sorcery and for once I agree with them.

This show is just too much problems. The reason why I say that because that girl Hazel doesn't listen to her parents at all.

Best show on Nick Jr. but sadly got token off the air. I remember seeing a comment on Lalaloopsy Land Wiki saying Jewel has a very snobbish voice and I think it does sound like a woman's voice lol.

Here's my salute:
Lalaloopsy is the best ever. This show involves dolls that like to go on awesome adventures. Bea is so smart, Peanut is so funny, Jewel is pretty, Crumbs is the best baker ever, Mittens is so cute, Spot is so creative, Dot is cool, Pillow is so adorable, Rosy is so helpful, Trinket, Squirt, Specs, Bundles, Sprinkle, Scribbles and Blanket are all so cute. And as for the rest of the characters? Well they are awesome as well. So whoo Lalaloopsy and whoo The Loud House. Dora the Explorer sucks. End of salute.

I think this is a OK show. But that new girl on there is a goofball and Harper the Pizza Man is strange. And in that one movie where that Greedy Businessman trys to take away Twist and make him a dinosaur is really strange. And also in that movie he got mad when twist betrayed him and he locked them in a room and prevented them from seeing Ne-Yo. And Musical Melody is a singing nerd. The Jr. Beats are idiots. I don't understand it.

Good show. It teaches morals while incorporating music, and freestyle dancing. (A weird combo, that surprisingly works) The cast is okay, but a litte crazy and hyperactive. Does have educational value, which is good.
8/10. Cool show, but it is a little too shove-ish, and in your face.