Worst Nick Jr. Shows

The Top Ten
1 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2019) is an American preschool educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

Dora is blind and deaf. When she sees star mountain, she says, "Can anyone tell me where is star mountain? " and she knows it's over there. "It's over there, you mindless dudyhead, " I say. " Where? " she says. "There, you wet dog! " I say. "I might be losing my marbles. Boots, quit this mission, " It's like a ripoff of regular show but with no violence, romance, and hurtful words. What if she goes on a date? Her pants aren't tucked in so, we can see her crack and half of her buttcheeks. "Hey, Dora. You look horrible and tuck in your butt, " I say. She went on a date with Diego and butt kissed Benny and called big red chicken fat. The friends will beat her up and eat her.

So basically, dora is just a bad show. I ask people if they like dora and they always say "no". This boring junk is so dam annoying. I hated dora since I looked in the diary of a wimpy kid life book and dora was worst T.V. show. Dora is just so lazy. boots is such a dumb monkey. Monkeys don't even talk or wear boots! I would kill dora with my gun in the weener and she will never pee again. Wait, that makes no sense. And if I took dora to my next door neighbors house, she will get bit by the little white dog named "sam". What if she went on a date. she and diego argued about how smart they are. Diego won the round. I really don't watch this junk at all. It's a rip off of barney and friends but in Spanish. and if she walked backwards, she would bonk her butt into the most disgusting pile of fertiliazer (that's animal poop). Dora is so fat and is she blind or something? This girl is such an idiot. Please cancel this show, I prefer blues clues.

Uh! I hate this show! When she said "no swiper! " Well of course swiper listen to her. Why not he just don't care about it and go do it than listening to Dora the dumb explorer? Do you think she is powerful? When Dora said about if swiper was there, I was thinking he is already there duh! Also when she was in front of the thing she is finding for she said "do you know where it is? " It's already there! can you just look back to see for yourself that it's there? Maybe she can't, or maybe she is a statue that talks and can't turn back. Hate this!

So basically, I thought Dora was just a computer game. I mean, there's a giant arrow on screen so, why not? Then Nickelodeon claims the show as theirs (like we really want it, ) and makes it even more idiotic than it should! The characters are one dimensional and are annoying as hell. The bull sounds like he's on crack, and Dora acts like the laziest ever. Just please cancel this show already, I prefer sesame street.

2 Bubble Guppies Bubble Guppies

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bubble guppies. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nonny's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his smartness literature, for instance. The fans (don't) understand this stuff; they (don't) have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bubble guppies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Deema's existential catchphrase "Wowzers," which itself is a cryptic reference to... Something.

This show was just mediocre to me.

The pros:
Has educational value
Recess scenes are very fun and creative. The best part of the show in my opinion.
Some of the lunch puns and songs are creative.
The animation is decent.
There are some heart warming scenes in certain episodes.

The cons:
The characters are very annoying, primarily the kids. (Except Nonnie)
Some of the puns and songs are cringe worthy.
The animation is typical CG, noting creative.
Bubble Puppy is just a side character who doesn't really serve a purpose other than the class pet.

More like:Bubble Bubble Stupid Bubble Bubble stupid... Bubble! Bubble Stupid! Someone please blast this show to space with a self destructing rocket because I'm sick of this show. Even it's not as annoying as Dora, Diego, Lalaloopsy, Team Umizoomi, Fanboy and chum chum, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (Even it's not from Nickelodeon), I just hate this show a lot. Why? Annoying characters, A cheap ripp off to SpongeBob SquarePants, and technically retarded and boring. Cancel this show and these shows:
Dora the explorer
Go diego go
Lalaloopsy
Chuggington
Team Umizoomi
Fanboy and chum chum
Pop Pixie

I hateee this show I could go on for hours about how much this show sucks but I will keep it brief, the animation is horrible and cheap with funding from nickelodeon your show should not look this bad, characters are all dumb and one dimensional, it's boring and the same thing happens every time, and worst of all that hideous disgusting bubble dog.

3 Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi is an American computer-animated musical children's television series with an emphasis on preschool mathematical concepts, such as counting, sequences, shapes, patterns, measurements, and comparisons.

The characters are usually too lazy to solve their own problems. For example, there was this one kid who couldn't be bothered to go to the library next to her house to borrow a book, so the Team Umizoomi gang has to waste 22 minutes of screen time.

I think that this show is stupid as is, but on top of that it promotes sexism and teaches kids how to be gender stereotypical. The BOY can make shapes and build things and do really cool things. But what can the girl do? She can change the pattern on her flowery dress. And flop her pigtails around uselessly. It's ridiculous and sad that you teach kids at a young age how if a male shows any signs of weakness, he's gay ( which, by the way, should NEVER be used as an insult ) or a loser, or wimpy. And also teaches them that girls only like flowers and can do nothing useful besides matching the room with fashion.

This show deserves 3. It is not as bad as dora, but still, "Oh no, I lost my money for my haircut! " Is an emergency? I don't think so. In one episode, this kid wants this bike, and he earns some allowance and then he calls team umizoomi to earn the rest for him.
Also Milly can pull pictures off her dress and fix patterns with the pictures. That just makes kids want to have clothes they can rip pictures of stuff off of. Does Geo have wheels permanately implanted into his feet? In one episode, they have to buy some blueberries and bananas and yogurt. But the baby who will eat this food only likes the yogurt cup with a square or something on it! Psh, I think the word for that is picky.
They are nothing like real children who are in the age range. They have a car and cellphones. Where are their parents. Oh right, they were born on Spore.
Well, in conclusion, once they had to get some book for a kid before the library closed.
Fools.

Ok so really team umizoomi. Um milly all she does is just do patterns and her dress changes and all she does is measuring her ponytails grow long. Oh and damn geo all
He does is build shapes. And their stupid robot friend bot he reaches everything he can't reach. And where are milly and geo's PARENTS!? It looks like geo and milly had found a tin green can and turned it in to a robot and poof! Bot is born. Milly and geo are probably orphans or they do not have parents at all. But that annoying dormouse does not let them go in and get something unless they solve something. Oh and those kids are spoiled and lazy to just do simple things in one episode a boy was asking them for help just cause he lost those coins and he really wanted sparklepup! Paw patrol teaches better things like real emergencies. After teamumizoomi has been on for over 4 years and plus it came out before toy story 3 and tangled! It needs to be cancelled now. that darn team is the same way as dora asking stupid ...more

4 Peppa Pig Peppa Pig Peppa Pig is a British preschool animated television series directed and produced by Astley Baker Davies in association with Entertainment One, which originally aired on 31 May 2004. It went on a hiatus for just over two years before re-premiering on 14 February 2015.

Many bad things about this show:

1. The animation is very messy, and was obviously done on Microsoft Paint.
2. Peppa's a bossy brat who once blamed her father for leaving the school's teddy bear at the supermarket when it was her responsibility to take care of it.
3. George is a whiny idiot who is always crying his face off at something dumb. Also, he only says one word at a time, like "Dinosaur", "Why? ", "No! ", etc.
4. Mrs. Rabbit has every job on the show, can't she let anyone else handle her jobs and businesses?
5. The narrator from the show talks too much. He also says that everyone loves something, when it's not even true.
6. The voice acting is awful, and Peppa's voice is so annoying, it's like her voice actress has a sore throat.
7. The pigs in this show look like willies, they walk in a weird way, everyone has the same face as Peppa, and they are all facing sideways.

This show is horrible. Thank the lord they're not making anymore episodes.

This show is the worst for me. It is so mean spirited, I hate the voices (and how they speak), and the animation is so bad. Another bad thing about this show is that their narrator is meant to make the kids stupid enough to not understand what's going on. All the narrator does is just repeat whatever a random character says and he just wastes time explaining too much in a way that makes children so stupid. It is so bad that this is Breadwinners: Nick Jr edition. Even for a little kids show, some of the episodes are torture porn like "The Sleepover" or "Picnic". But there's this ONE episode that is so stupid, mean spirited, and setting a bad influence to children. That episode is "Mr Skinnylegs".

Peppa Pig should be right under Dora. The animators thought kids would like seeing a horribly drawn pig from google paint would be loved by all but boy, they were so dang wrong. Penis Pig I mean Peppa Pig is a rushed drawn ugly pig who lives in a rushed drawn ugly world with rushed drawn ugly people and her rushed drawn ugly family. The designs for the show looks like a 5 year old created the show in the first place. This show is the bane of my existence. I hope this horrible and ugly crap for a show gets cancelled soon as possible!

How the hell is this NOT number one?!

The animation was obviously done in MS Paint. And what's worse? It looks like a 4 year old's drawings pasted into it! The voice acting is crap, it sounds plain and fake. George is annoying, all he says is "DINOSAUR! " which is extremely annoying. But it's even worse when he gives that migraine causing cry over something dumb! Peppa calls Daddy Pig fat all the time, which teaches kids to mock fat people. Mommy Pig always criticizes Daddy Pig, with something like "Are you sure you wanna read the map? We'll get lost, like we ALWAYS do." I guess their just inferring that housewives are whiny... Peppa is extremely bossy, and her voice is so raspy it sounds like her voice actress has a sore throat!

This show gets a 0.8 out of 10. It's a blessing from Jesus that it was canceled.

5 Go, Diego, Go! Go, Diego, Go! Go, Diego, Go! is an American animated educational interactive children's television program that originally aired on the Nickelodeon children's cable network in the United States and produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studio .

Shows claim they're educational. And then parents have to spend a long time explaining to their kids and getting them to understand, "No, you can't run around with tigers and befriend bears. No, yo can't touch that dog with rabies because it will try to kill you." And then the kid goes and does it anyway! Thanks Diego!

This show claims to be "educational", but parents could have spent years trying to get the kids to understand that they cannot do things such as going close to animals like hippos, lions, tigers, bears, jaguars, and elephants. And they do it anyway. Way to go Diego. You just became the cause of a kid's death.

This show was actually supposed to be for kids that have their parents working for a zoo, or a farm. The problem here is that kids that don't own a zoo still watch it and think its safe to touch animals and try to tame them, Ha! I tried to pat my sister's dog and it bit my whole arm!

I watched this when I was younger, and I had a crush on Diego (I have no idea why). The plot is like this:

Diego is doing something with his jaguar
Then they need to do something.
Then they do a boring adventure.

Diego is just a male Dora as well.

6 Paw Patrol Paw Patrol PAW Patrol is an Canadian animated television series created by Keith Chapman. It is produced by Spin Master Entertainment with animation provided by Guru Studio. In Canada, the series is primarily broadcast on TVOKids, which first ran previews of the show in August 2013. The series first aired on Nickelodeon ...read more.

I like this show! My little sister watches this and I love to see the puppies solve real emergencies, but I have one complaint. Why does a ten year old kid surround himself with a bunch of talking dogs, and Chase is always used, while Zuma only has three lines per episodes, all howling, barking, and laughing. But this show is good in writing (most of the time) and it has good morals and great examples of helping and/or saving the day. It has decent animation and is a good show for preschoolers. Sometimes I laugh at some decent jokes, like one time Rubble said, "Last night, I had a dream that cats could talk," and Skye replied, "Weird."

Thumbs up, Nick Jr.

Ryder is only 10. He should be in school.
Chase is a brat and used way too much. He is self centered.
Marshall is really clumsy and is bullied by the other pups.
Skye only flies and probably gets payed less.
Rocky is afraid of water and got the worst job. What kind of job has a recycling pup?!
Rubble is cute but not used enough.
Zuma is rarely used and this is where the show gets racist: Zuma gets payed and used less because he is possibly African American.
Everest is cute but only one side of her pup pack works. She is rarely seen.
Tracker is underrated and rarely used.
Sweetie is a cool antagonist but rarely seen.

Paw patrol is the best show ever. It has great voice actors the characters are actually smart and it the only mature show on nick jr. It is realistic besides the talking dogs. At least it's. Not a talking backpack and map. HA! I
Can't think of a reason why paw patrol is bad. Did I mention their abosuelty adorable? There is so much more to be explored about paw patrol. In PP you learn all about the characters to. Skye is so talented and Everest has the best voice actor ever. I even laughed a few a times. They also don't make everyone in the show stupid or make the viewers look stupid. It is exciting and I can't wait for all the new episodes, Even if I'm 10 years old. Like Everest said, Paw patrol rocks!

This used to be a good show. It was just some tech savvy kid with helpful talking dogs, but after the merpup episode (which in my opinion, is the WORST PAW Patrol episode), this show began its downfall. I also thought, how the heck did Ryder get the pup vehicles, PAW patroller, jet/helicopter, AND secret HQ with a T.V., elevator, periscope, and screen? It costs at least $200,000,000 not including treats, gasoline, or other expenses. And dang, I HATE Mayor Goodway. She has panic issues, and always freaks out about her purse chicken, who seems to be braver than her. This is better than Umizoomi because it actually has REAL emergencies (the ice cream truck is late! what? ), but it is not as good as it used to be.

7 Mike the Knight Mike the Knight Mike the Knight is a Canadian/British/American animated television series created by Alexander Bar and written by Marc Seal.

I wish the Royal Paladins kill Mike's family and destroy their dumbass village.
The plans:

King of Knights Alfred: Kill Mike's family.
Blaster Blade: Say his Squad destroy Mike's Dumb Village.
Blaster Blade's squad: Destroy all Mike's village including their lame castle.
Other Royal Paladin members: Kill all the creatures of all Mike's village
After that, Alfred gonna torture Mike's family to death!

This show ripped off The Legend of Zelda, your old time favorite video game and it's a tele version of Link. This shows doesn't make sense because he teaches preschoolers to kill people. That's stupid. The creator of Mike the knight stole the creator of Legend of Zelda. It's a ripoff from hell! This show will be canceled in 2016 and will be off the air forever.

Mike the knight.. Oh hell no! More like Crap the Fight. Oh my god, this show sucks! Mike is a knight who can't do it right.. And he also taught 4 year-olds how to kill people. Evie fails at magic. I bet she would cry if she couldn't make a single potion, and she's also a bossy butt. and no one gives a crap about the other dumb and ugly characters. If you like this show, I am fine with your opinion.

Shows should not make the villain the hero. Children copy what they see and not what they are told. It is called modelling. Demonstrate positive behavior and children will copy it. If you demonstrate negative kids will copy. Demonstrating characters act negatively with out negative consequences you are promoting negative behavior.

8 Yo Gabba Gabba Yo Gabba Gabba Yo Gabba Gabba! is an American live action/puppet children's television show starring five costumed toys-come-to-life and their friend DJ Lance Rock.

Why are you haters always rating shows. The shows are for kids not you. Anyways if you hate the show you don't need to watch it and stop with the hating. Yo Gabba Gabba is awesome and it teaches kids lessons and all the shows do so go find a life rather then sitting here being a bully. At least people try to entertain you guys with shows. Shows are there to entertain not get made fun of. I love the creations. How would you like it if you made a show and it was put on the top of the top 10 worst shows.

How dare you! The only creative show on nick junior! The only things they are now are Shimmer and Whine and Poop Patrol. My childhood! Ruined! The only show that appreciates creativity, music, art, and still teaches kids to love each other. It's not Barney though. It teaches kids to handle situations correctly. It's the correct show and features real musicians.

Even when I was 4, I absolutely hated this show. I refused to watch it and if it was on, I would turn off the T.V. and scribble cats and dogs and butterflies on paper. I still hate it today. First of all, everything about the characters are extremely weird. Their names are weird, their designs are werid, their voices are weird, heck, they're so weird, I can't even remember what their name even are!

This show is ment for 0-4 it teaches kids friendship. I mean isn't it obvious its for toddlers?!? It tells them healthy food habits and not to bite your friends. My only complaint is that the dude in the jump suit always watches over them then 'pits them away ' when it's over. Maybe they are supposed to be toys? Who knows but it's still a good show

9 Dora & Friends: Into the City

Dora and friends is basically like dora the explorer. Brand new, but stupid. I can't believe dora is going to be OLDER than me!? She's going to be 10 in that show and I'm only 9. If I were a ninja, I would chop her head of with a knife. She is going to weigh less than she was in dora the explorer! I have not seen any of the episodes and I don't EVER want to. if I were a werewolf, I would bite all her body parts of. I have a feeling this show is going to be stupider than dora the explorer. And if I brought a cage of chickens, I would let them lose and make them cover her with feathers.

This isn't the worst show on Nick Jr, but it sure is the most disappointing. I thought that maybe because Dora is older, maybe she'd become less stupid. MAYBE she'd actually ask some questions that might stump kids a little. MAYBE she would ask kids math problems instead of asking where her friend who is right behind her is. So I was actually a little excited for this show, maybe it would be actually watchable.

And was I right?

Lol n0pe

"Dora and Friends: Into the City" was just as stupid as the original, if not stupider. Actually, this show is EVEN STUPIDER, because at least Dora was only a little kid in the original. In Dora and Friends, Dora is in at least FIFTH GRADE. I mean, she's not talking to squirrels and crap anymore, but she still needs help finding the mountain (which is right behind her). I mean, come on! The only kids her age that act like that irl have mental disabilities. And Map App, seriously? I don't think Dora has enough Brain Cells to use a ...more

I think I know why this show was made. Because Dora the Explorer is getting canceled in January 2015 and the little kids that like Dora started crying and the parents got mad. So the parents told the creator that they want them to keep Dora the Explorer on the air, but the creator wouldn't do it. But the creator said that he would create this show. And the kids got happy again. Good thing I will still be older than Dora. She will be 10 and I'm 11.

Dora stayed 7 years old for 11 years, until one day she turned into a 12 year old and this horrible show was created. Most kids don't like Dora much anyway, they prefer Diego. But this one was a real disappointment for kids. Dora is now a teen stereotype along with all her forgettable stereotype friends. Map app is terrible, kids probably don't even know what an app is because they don't have a iPhone6..

10 Blaze and the Monster Machines Blaze and the Monster Machines Blaze and the Monster Machines is a CGI interactive educational animated television series with a focus on teaching about Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics.

I thought it was rip-off of Cars at first but, what I hate about this show is the main character Blaze:
I think he/it whatever, I think Blaze is a Mary Sue because, Blaze always wins even if the race is hard to win.. Blaze wins somehow! ALWAYS! He absolutely never loses! Yeah, I understand "good always win" but, that doesn't mean that good REALLY does ALWAYS WIN! Some heroes do lose so, it's okay to lose because no one is perfect, expect this Mary Sue called Blaze and other Mary Sues! I mean, sometimes when good loses, there are other good people stronger than a good person who lost so, they can win too but, Blaze is PERFECT for a Mary Sue!

I swear to Jesus lord this show is just so annoying, every time my little brother here's the truck say "let's blaze" he's gonna repeat it, also this show teaches nothing. The only time I heard it actually teach something useful if your planning on driving is that if your car is at a bend like angle it will drive faster. And the character crusher is so unlucky to the point people just feel bad for the guy, blaze really needs to be better to crusher, because crusher just wants to win, but instead blaze is there to ruin it all, it is just unfair. this show has literally not meant to be for children. The only type of children that should watch it should probably be 5 - 7 because I don't understand why an 8 year old would like such a juvenile boring overrated opinion type of show in the first place, the kid who drives blaze really needs to know that crusher has feelings and that he should really let him win something for once. Also I'm actually glad crusher has that pickle friend because ...more

You won't be able to believe how furious Blaze the Cat will be when she finds out what Nickelodeon (at least Nick Jr.) will be. She is one of my favorite Sonic characters because she is a tomboy that can take on rough obstacles and has fire hands. She is an honorable mention at the same time though. I give Blaze and the Monster Machines and some other Nick Jr. shows a -10/10. - The Ultimate Daredevil, who also hates some other Nick Jr. shows that get too much love like The Backyardigans

This show should be on the top of this list. Anyway, I wanted to vote both Umizoomi and this.

First of all, Blaze is a Gary Stu. He cheated on many races and he always win. Next he and the green care always bully Crusher, who did not do any cheating and the show said Crusher cheated but he didn't do it. All he wanted to do is win the race.

The Contenders
11 Shimmer and Shine Shimmer and Shine Shimmer and Shine is an American-Canadian animated children's television series created by Farnaz Esnaashari-Charmatz. It airs on Nickelodeon in the United States and on Treehouse in Canada. The series premiered on August 24, 2015. The show was based on an unreleased pilot from September 2013. ...read more.

Whoever put this here is probably a moron who uses the ripoff excuse for hating this show over nothing. I know Aladdin and Shimmer and Shine are genie-themed, but they have completely different plots.

The show got less formulaic and gained brand new animation and episode formula during Season 2. And I like pre-school shows like that. Besides, there is an episode where no wish formula was used. I personally like the idea of how Season 2 was simulated, because while teaching kids more valuable lessons, they also tend to laugh at the piece of humor and enjoy the action as they're learning.

Nope, I was wrong. Zeta is the best character in the show for lots of reasons. She is nowhere near as annoying genies. Her pet dragon Nasboo just wants to be fed; he's not that loyal to her. Riding flying motorcycles is just more awesome than stupid carpets? Finally, she treats Nasboo well, and doesn't boss him around. I bet Zeta was just pissed off that S&S were getting all the genie gems. I thought she was the villain that S&S were trying to stop from taking over the world, but there is no plot, so it is hard to tell which events come first. I wish, I mean season 2 should have been as good as 1.

In the commercial it says "it never get a boring moment".*Sigh* I was bored like many times.
Also I was kinda confused with the formats:
The first season is done with flash and it's a bit too colorful and the second season is done with CGI is less colorful than I imagine.
Believe me the catchphrase says "Boom! Sarambe,first/second/third wish of the day."
I mean most genies in other stories use their own magic even without the "I wish" quote.
The Genie from Aladdin used his own magic to make us entertained but in this show they just failed to entertained us.
I'm a boy and I hate girlish shows like Mlp and others like this show.

Look I have a friend and her sister loves Shimmer and Shine he said it was so annoying! I said that It didn't look that bad so I went on Nick to see. That was 2013 today I learned that it was the worst show since 2013! And the little genies live in a Bottle they clearly say that on the theme song. so where does LEAH live clearly in the bottle! in the bottle they are obviously doing a Fortnite dance emote! shimmer was doing the hype and shine was dong it the same. If thy wanted to do something incredible made they could try doing the orange justice! so don't think ham stupid

12 Baby Shark's Big Show!

To be fair, at least Dora tries to be educational, Bubble Guppies, and Team Umizoomi try to be education. This barely teaches social skills (which are the bare minimal when it comes to educational content). Also, Cardi B's in it.

13 The Backyardigans The Backyardigans The Backyardigans is a Canadian–American CGI-animated musical TV series created by Janice Burgess, It is a co-production of animation studio Nelvana and Nickelodeon Animation Studios.

I was looking at some of your comments, and I was thinking about your nostalgia. Yeah, this is a good show...If you're five. It's not meant for an age group higher than that. You may be a little older, which is absolutely fine, but it's not typical for an adult to walk around yelling, "I love Backyardigans! " I have no problem with you liking the show, but are you sure that you still like it, even when your older? Don't you think it may be time to mature a bit?
Just...watch something more sophisticated and see if you still like Backyardigans after it.

I love this show so much but everyone says it is for babies!
Untrue! Babies are only infant-2 year old! If a baby watches this show at least a nine month old it is not going to understand what are the characters doing or saying! People who say it sucks this show is my favorite show in the whole wide world. Haters of backyardigans die now!

As a toddler, I was OBSESSED with this show. The characters are really ADORABLE, the songs they sing are actually GOOD, and the plot is actually interesting. For this of you who have a baby sibling, I highly recommend the show

Stupid characters. they have no reason to sing songs. if they were in a live concert, they would not be part of the top 5. no more backyardigans for this guy. I will shoot the crap out of them and they would stop singing for the rest of their lives! MWUAHAHA!

14 teletubbies teletubbies Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes. It is owned by Canadian Studio WildBrain, which is the largest independent Children's and Adolescent's Film Studio

A mini episode called "Teletubbies are back from the dead"

At the Krusty Krab:
T.V.: Breaking News!
Squidward: Huh?
T.V.: Teletubbies are back from the dead and are back on nick jr.
Squidward: Quick! SpongeBob, call the navy!
SpongeBob: (dials the operator) Operator, give me the navy.
Phone: (British accent) You have reached the navy's automated hotline service.
SpongeBob: Squidward! Teletubbies are controlling the navy!
Squidward: Not the navy! Attention, Teletubies are back from the dead and are taking over the world! (moment of silence) Our world!
(everyone freaks out)
Squidward to SpongeBob: What do we do? (Teletubbies come through the door)
SpongeBob: I have an idea. (gets a machine gun)
(SpongeBob fires gun at teletubbies)
(everyone celebrates)

Honestly I agree it's creepy and does't teach kids anything at all. But it was the most entertaining show ever when I was little. It was just so fun and happy and the music was sooo cute and the sun was a baby and aww I just miss it so much!

This show ruins kids's vocabulary and language skills. The robot looking people here talk in baby voice. And freaky, strange, and overall creepy.

It's just a bunch of creepy stuffed animals that walk around doing stupid things. How can you like that?! Plus, it isn't on Nickelodeon.

15 Ni Hao, Kai-Lan

Lets see the Ni Hao Kai Lan Family!111!11!
Ni Hao: a 7 year old girl human who talks to walls often and says you make my heart happy and I don't know to often. She needs social skills
Rintoo: A 6 year old tiger complete jerk and idiot as he thinks he can get away with anything. Think again Rintoo.
Tolee: A 5 year old koala who likes nothing but pandas and is a stupid head who never forgives when you make mistakes or shares. He also has anger issues as he murdered an innocent sand castle by stomping on it. What? Why would he do that? I would call the cops on Tolee.
Hoho: a 3 year old spoiled brat monkey who whines and murders objects by destroying them when he doesn't get his way. He tried to murder Rintoo but failed and has anger issues. He needs to chill out. I like bananas but he never eats anything but them. Try new stuffs Hoho.
Yeye: An 83 year old man human and is the grandpa to the youngins. He would be the only sane person in the family but he spoils Hoho. He ...more

I do not even like this show at all! It's a ripoff of Dora, except it's in Chinese. Even though I am Half-Japanese, I do NOT need this disgrace of a show

The name also copied-off Hello Kitty which is far much worse about this abomination

Kai-Lan is really annoying and thinks she is better than everyone else when she really is not

Rintoo is a jerk, he doesn't care about anyone, but himself

Tolee is also a jerk. He refuses to share his stuffed-animal toy, Pandy. He only cares about that toy and himself

Hoho is the MOST annoying character in this show. He throws tantrums whenever things do not go his way
(Just like Caillou)

This stupid show is a rippoff of Dora, only Kai-Lan is Chinese. And the name is a ripoff of Hello Kitty. Who the hell cares that "Ni Hao" Means hello in chinese? Kids don't need to learn Chinese! In these times, kids should be learning Spanish, more people, (At least where I come from, ) are Mexican that chinese! In my lifetime I have personally known 2 chinese people. 2! Thank god this show was cancelled. At least, I think it was.

This show is DEAD to me. I know that it teaches kids how to speak Chinese, but come on! Is Chinese all they can put on here?

The worst part is that it ripped-off Dora which was bad enough, because Dora The Explorer is another one of my least favorite shows. Also, the name copied-off Hello Kitty. Which was even worse, because I used to enjoy Hello Kitty when I was a little girl. Thanks a lot Nick Jr. for ruining the best childhood moments of my life!

I know some Chinese words, but I don't need this so-called show to do the job for me. I'm also partially Japanese, so Chinese stuff is out of my mind

The characters are just so stupid. Hoho was even worse, because he whines and cries too much. I think Hoho is an animal-version of Caillou

16 Ryan's Mystery Playdate

Why wasn't this on the list yet? It is completely uneducational (at least Dora and Go Diego Go tried to teach something to kids), all that Ryan's Mystery Playdate showed us is bad acting and Ryan himself playing with toys. This show exploits children like Ryan too. The animations and special effects are all lazy and terrible. The cartoon characters of the show like Combo Panda (whose name may be a ripoff of Kung Fu Panda based on how similar they both sound) is the most annoying and aggravating character of the show, along with Ryan's mom. This show needs to be permanently cancelled.

This show deserves to be in the top 3 because of how annoying Ryan is.

17 Blue's Room

Blue's Room sucks because of how boring it is and also because of this one annoying girl who says it's her birthday every single day.

I thought it was good. Helped Blue's Clues last one more year.

I mean this is okay but just a little spin off of Blues Clues. Just saying

I think blue's room is really cool. Now do not take steve the back he is ugly

18 Olivia

While it is better than Peppa Pig, this show still has problems. Picture Peppa but older, has 2 brothers, is an ass to her brother and others, and is so spoiled (Even more than Francine the rich kid). Olivia is a terrible role model due to that she treats others like garbage. The animation looks sloppy and looks like someone tried to make 3D objects on an IPad drawing app. As for the plots, they're dumb and predictable.

Children copy what they see and not what they are told. It is called modelling. Demonstrate positive behavior and children will copy it. If you demonstrate negative kids will copy. Demonstrating characters act negatively with out negative consequences you are promoting negative behavior.

That Ian guy and Francine are the two main antagonists of this show. And on each episode they try to be bullies. Hopefully they'll learn to be nice and become friends with Olivia. And for once they'll leave her alone.. And Ian become a strong brother to her or something.

Total ripoff of Cailou! The characters are ripoffs, the animations are stupid, and the plots suck. Olivia's younger brother is a ripoff of Rosie from Cailou! Also, Olivia's friend Julian is a ripoff of Leo who's Cailou! In fact, all of the characters from the show are ripoffs from Cailou. However, both of the shows are bad to me!

19 Rainbow Rangers

This show is boring, stupid, and unoriginal, not to mention that all the animation budget went to designing the characters while leaving the backgrounds completely dull and boring.

20 Butterbean's Café
21 Sunny Day

My gosh, this show is terrible. Crappy cgi, bland characters, and little to no problem solving makes this one of Nick jr's biggest jokes.

This show is so stupid! I hate this show when it first came out last year because it's a rip-off version of girly toy re-runs!

The animation sucks. 2D 10fps characters against a CGI backdrop and ear-destroying songs? No thank you, Nick Jr.

When tis show appeared on a Walmart ad I was shocked in insanity Sunnys animation looked liked it could actually be in real life and the fact that she is smaller than the woman come on! she is 10 not 16 what a lie

22 Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends, sometimes shortened to Sunny Patch, is a CGI-animated children's television series.

You guys can hate me all you want but, wh n I was little, loved this show as a kindergartner. I agree the animation is not good and the plots are OKAY, but believe or not, this show brought me closer to my mom and dad and my brothers. At first, you guys will be like "That's crazy talk, this show just taught me how to blah blah blah" but NO. This show taught me how to be responsible and to love my family. And you might think this, but this show ISN'T SAPPY. The characters aren't SUPER SICKLY SWEET and believe or not AGAIN, some of them are pretty relatable. So go ahead and HATE ME AND THEOW ME IN FIRE! No one can change my opinion.

I watched a promo of this on YouTube, and it kinda creeped me out.

And I could've sworn I heard Marucho talking in there.

I loved Miss Spider as a toddler. Weird thing is, I still love it!

The animation is creepy but the plots are good.

23 Oswald Oswald Oswald is a safety-conscious but fun-loving octopus who lives in an apartment complex in Big City with his dog, Weenie. His neighborhood is peopled with colorful characters like his pal, Henry the Penguin, Madame Butterfly, who runs the Big Diner, and her daughter, Catrina Caterpillar. Oswald likes ...read more.

What! Oswald shouldn't be on here because he teaches you to always look both ways before crossing the street.

Oswald is a good show! It teaches you things! *REAL LIFE STUFF* like crossing the street, must shows that use animals are stupid, but NOT this one

Why the hell is this show on here? This show was my childhood and I still kinda like it. Its way better than the crappy shows they air nowadays

Despite is was not very long of a series, this was one of the best series on nick jr.

24 Wallykazam! Wallykazam! Wallykazam! is an American interactive children's animated television series created by Adam Peltzman. The series was first broadcast on February 3, 2014 on Nickelodeon. In Canada, it is broadcast on Treehouse TV. The literacy series takes place in a colorful world resembling that of inside a fairytale, ...read more.

This show is so awful, here are the top 5 reasons this show is bad.

1. This show is boring even for two year olds

2. This show is home to one of the very few dragon characters I despise, norvile I'm not going to bother capitalizing his name he does not deserve it.

3. This show has no likable characters and is an insult to every person who try's to make learning fun.

4. Again about norvile, I hate that I know the names, that stupid dragon (I love most dragons I just hate this one so much) he sounds like a heavily drunk man doing a chihuahua impersonation.

And number five the main character I will just call him the blue troll is so stupid he needs a stick and a bunch of three year olds to help him spell simple words.

When you look at this, you realize Dora is a masterpiece! Dora teaches Spanish, Diego teaches about animals, Paw Patrol saves the day, Team Umizoomi teaches math, Blue's Clues encourages problem solving, Backyardigans encourages imagination, Blaze teaches STEM, (yes, STEM! ) and don't even get me started on how much Bubble Guppies teaches. What does Wallykazam teach? The alphabet and spelling. You look pathetic compared to everyone else, Wally.

This show is better than most shows on the channel, but it's still annoying. I'll admit that "Borgelorp" creature is cute, but his voice is annoying. And that episode where Wally and his friends try to make Stan laugh was stupid. They even took the name "Humbug," which is already used on Harry Potter and My Singing Monsters. Why can't they use "Hummingbug" or something instead? I'll give this show a 3/10.

Ah my gad I hate this show. I especially hate the dumbo episode where the try to make the swamp monster laugh. I don't blame the swamp monster. He could have a great sense of humor, the problem is that Wally's " jokes" weren't even 0.1% funny

25 Little Charmers Little Charmers Little Charmers is a Canadian CGI interactive children's television series produced by Nelvana Enterprises and Spin Master Entertainment for Treehouse TV. The series premiered on Nickelodeon and Nick Jr. in the United States on January 12. Treehouse TV announced a week later that it was scheduled in ...read more.

This show is a ripoff of Sailor Moon. Alexa's old time favorite show. And it's a tele version of sailor moon. Plus the theme song sucks. Nick jr what were you thinking!? Were you trying to ripoff sailor moon? Nick jr you should be ashamed of your self making this piece of crap.

I hate this annoying and too girly show. I can just imagine all of the really religious Christian and Muslim parents prohibiting their kids from watching sorcery and for once I agree with them.

This show is just too much problems. The reason why I say that because that girl Hazel doesn't listen to her parents at all.

But this teaches you life lessons.

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