Okay more like hilarious Peridot quotes but some are not necessarily funny so it's a mix of both.
1 Apparently more than YOU! You... CLOD!
Haha I Laugh so hard when she does this and yellow diamond makes that ugly face.
Yellow diamond was triggered
I have Yellow Diamond’s triggered face as a wallpaper and it makes me smile whenever I look at it. - IceFoxPlayz
Yellow Diamond’s face... someone make that a meme!
2 I guess we're already here, I guess we already know. We've all got
something to fear, we've all got nowhere to go. I think you're all
insane! But I guess I am too. Anybody would be if they were stuck on
Earth with you!
I love this and peridot too! - TwilightKitsune
3 Is that a weapon?
4 Don't touch that! You clods don't know what you're doing!
Haha, I remember this!
5 Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired.
6 There appears to be an infestation of Stevens in the Kindergarten.
7 THAT'S YOUR BUTT!
Haha had a good laugh after this one - BreakFastBeast2005
8 Get your touch-stumps off me, you Steven!
9 What a great souvenir of that other time you assaulted me.
10 I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
11 The Earth is our home now. Isn’t it worth fighting for?
12 It's not a shell. There's so much life, living here! That's what I'm
doing, I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all
the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding! . . . The point
being, Earth can set you free.
13 We have a drill. We're going to drill.
14 Now I'm a traitor, a rebel, a Crystal Gem!
15 You smashed me into a limbless cloud, you trapped me in your bubble dungeon, and you called me cute!
16 H2-oh my gosh, it’s a smaller than average lake!
17 Ew, that's disgusting!
18 Oh, come on! We already know she's tall.
19 I disobeyed a direct order from Yellow Diamond, and I called her a clod... to her face!
20 There is no helping them. They're too broken. The beings who used to
be in those shards are so shattered, they don't know who they are, or
what's happening around them. They just seek out other gems, looking for
the missing pieces of themselves. Tryin
21 ...but I never leave home without a blast cannon.
22 Okay, Steven, are you ready to drill down into the planet to depths
never before reached by your species to stop the Cluster before it forms
and save your world?!
23 Rebel. Isn't that, like, your guys' thing?
24 Picture? This isn't just a picture Steven! It's a complex chart cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers.
25 Running out of ways to say clods
26 Victory is mine! Now I'm the one in charge! PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!
27 Yeah! Destroy me again! And have fun trying to talk to me when I'm in a bubble!
28 Hmm. Seems I've discovered some sort of archaic think-chamber. Roomy,
with a fresh hint of Earth-Citrus. A perfect crossroad for my escape.
29 HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fly... I'm not using this vessel to fly... I'm using it to TRAP YOU!
30 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!
31 Reactivating attack drones
32 Ha! I can research and collect data from multiple star systems....
Why can’t we humans do that?
33 Why was this documented??
34 Steven: Are you gonna be ok peridot? Peridot: (with a creepy grin) No!
35 I doubt you can help me...but I...appreciate the offer.