Best Peridot Quotes in Steven Universe

Okay more like hilarious Peridot quotes but some are not necessarily funny so it's a mix of both.

The Top Ten

1 Apparently more than YOU! You... CLOD!

Peridot was a total savage in that moment.

I have Yellow Diamond’s triggered face as a wallpaper and it makes me smile whenever I look at it. - IceFoxPlayz

Haha I Laugh so hard when she does this and yellow diamond makes that ugly face.

Yellow Diamond’s face... someone make that a meme!

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2 I guess we're already here, I guess we already know. We've all got something to fear, we've all got nowhere to go. I think you're all insane! But I guess I am too. Anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you!

How did she make such good poem or song in such short time

I love this and peridot too! - TwilightKitsune

3 Is that a weapon?
4 Don't touch that! You clods don't know what you're doing!

Haha, I remember this!

5 Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired.
6 There appears to be an infestation of Stevens in the Kindergarten.

Lol!

THERE SEEMS TO BE AN INFESTATION OF STEVENS ON THE KINDERGARDEN

7 What a great souvenir of that other time you assaulted me.
8 THAT'S YOUR BUTT!

Haha had a good laugh after this one - BreakFastBeast2005

9 Get your touch-stumps off me, you Steven!
10 Steven: Are you gonna be ok peridot? Peridot: (with a creepy grin) No!

Should be higher!

The Contenders

11 The Earth is our home now. Isn’t it worth fighting for?
12 We have a drill. We're going to drill.
13 I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
14 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!
15 H2-oh my gosh, it’s a smaller than average lake!
16 It's not a shell. There's so much life, living here! That's what I'm doing, I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding! . . . The point being, Earth can set you free.
17 Now I'm a traitor, a rebel, a Crystal Gem!
18 Victory is mine! Now I'm the one in charge! PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!
19 You smashed me into a limbless cloud, you trapped me in your bubble dungeon, and you called me cute!
20 Ew, that's disgusting!
21 Oh, come on! We already know she's tall.
22 I disobeyed a direct order from Yellow Diamond, and I called her a clod... to her face!
23 There is no helping them. They're too broken. The beings who used to be in those shards are so shattered, they don't know who they are, or what's happening around them. They just seek out other gems, looking for the missing pieces of themselves. Tryin
24 ...but I never leave home without a blast cannon.
25 Okay, Steven, are you ready to drill down into the planet to depths never before reached by your species to stop the Cluster before it forms and save your world?!
26 Rebel. Isn't that, like, your guys' thing?
27 Picture? This isn't just a picture Steven! It's a complex chart cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers.
28 Running out of ways to say clods
29 Yeah! Destroy me again! And have fun trying to talk to me when I'm in a bubble!
30 Hmm. Seems I've discovered some sort of archaic think-chamber. Roomy, with a fresh hint of Earth-Citrus. A perfect crossroad for my escape.
31 HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fly... I'm not using this vessel to fly... I'm using it to TRAP YOU!
32 Reactivating attack drones
33 Ha! I can research and collect data from multiple star systems....

Why can’t we humans do that?

34 Why was this documented??

Lol

35 I doubt you can help me...but I...appreciate the offer.
36 You my have won the war, but the battle isn't over, Crystal Clods!
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