Okay more like hilarious Peridot quotes but some are not necessarily funny so it's a mix of both.
1 Apparently more than YOU! You... CLOD!
Haha I Laugh so hard when she does this and yellow diamond makes that ugly face.
Yellow diamond was triggered
Yellow Diamond’s face... someone make that a meme!
OHHH! GET ROASTED YD! - KianaLexi
2 I guess we're already here, I guess we already know. We've all got
something to fear, we've all got nowhere to go. I think you're all
insane! But I guess I am too. Anybody would be if they were stuck on
Earth with you!
I love this and peridot too! - TwilightKitsune
3 Don't touch that! You clods don't know what you're doing!
4 Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired.
5 Is that a weapon?
No, Peridot, Mayonnaise is not a weapon lol - KianaLexi
6 There appears to be an infestation of Stevens in the Kindergarten.
7 THAT'S YOUR BUTT!
Amethyst, you play too much... I love it! Lol! - KianaLexi
8 Get your touch-stumps off me, you Steven!
9 What a great souvenir of that other time you assaulted me.
10 I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
? Steven: Are you gonna be ok peridot? Peridot: (with a creepy grin) No!
? Why was this documented??
11 It's not a shell. There's so much life, living here! That's what I'm
doing, I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all
the time! Like how I can make metal do my bidding! . . . The point
being, Earth can set you free.
12 Now I'm a traitor, a rebel, a Crystal Gem!
13 You smashed me into a limbless cloud, you trapped me in your bubble dungeon, and you called me cute!
14 Ew, that's disgusting!
15 Oh, come on! We already know she's tall.
16 I disobeyed a direct order from Yellow Diamond, and I called her a clod... to her face!
17 There is no helping them. They're too broken. The beings who used to
be in those shards are so shattered, they don't know who they are, or
what's happening around them. They just seek out other gems, looking for
the missing pieces of themselves. Tryin
18 ...but I never leave home without a blast cannon.
19 Okay, Steven, are you ready to drill down into the planet to depths
never before reached by your species to stop the Cluster before it forms
and save your world?!
20 We have a drill. We're going to drill.
21 Rebel. Isn't that, like, your guys' thing?
22 Picture? This isn't just a picture Steven! It's a complex chart cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers.
23 Running out of ways to say clods
24 Victory is mine! Now I'm the one in charge! PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!
25 Yeah! Destroy me again! And have fun trying to talk to me when I'm in a bubble!
26 Hmm. Seems I've discovered some sort of archaic think-chamber. Roomy,
with a fresh hint of Earth-Citrus. A perfect crossroad for my escape.
27 HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fly... I'm not using this vessel to fly... I'm using it to TRAP YOU!
28 DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!
All I see is Zim from Invader Zim in her eyes lol - KianaLexi
29 Reactivating attack drones
30 The Earth is our home now. Isn’t it worth fighting for?
31 H2-oh my gosh, it’s a smaller than average lake!
32 Ha! I can research and collect data from multiple star systems....
Why can’t we humans do that?